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    A series of slice-of-life chapters showing the Dragon Ball characters in their calmer moments, having fun with family, talking, or just hanging out with each other.

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    Homestuck characters in a Jojo setting.
    P1 Cherub Blood: Caliborn's unchecked ambition leads to his transformation into a Vampire. Only his sister, aided by a Vampire Hunter named Hussie, can stop him.
    P2 Midnight Tendency: Caliborn has risen from the grave in the heart of the prohibition, and found a new power: The Stand. He begins a gang war the likes of which the world has never seen. In the middle of it, Caliborn's children Jane and Jake work to put an end to the mob's cruel reign.
    P3 Showtime Crusaders: Three warriors, the Pillar Men, or Alternians, have created ten vampiric Stand-wielding warriors, who threaten the world. Only John Egbert and his friends can stop them.
    P4 Jack Noir is Unkillable: The Leader of the Midnight Crew returns to take the world by storm.

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    An elaborate Red vs Blue retelling using Homestuck characters filling in the roles of RvB characters. However, the crossover goes a bit deeper than that. The Humans are the Reds, and the Trolls are the Blues. Alternia and Humanity are at war, but Alternia has recently suffered a major defeat, in the form of losing both the Condesce and Glubglub. Now, humanity is in a type of stalemate with their enemy, and in one such base, on an insignificant planet, in a tiny canyon named Blood Gulch, Sergeant Egbert, as well as his Privates Lalonde, Strider, and English, face off against self-proclaimed Captain Vantas, and his Privates Ampora and Makara.
    Along with characters like the terrifying Troll Freelancer Agent Libra, this will be an attempt to retell the majority of RvB within this universe, trying to keep the Homestuck characters as in-character as possible (if they haven't been altered by the situation of the AU), while still having their actions take the same course as the RvB crew.

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    It's been judged safe to send the students of UA home to their families for the first three weeks of summer, much to the relief of everyone whose name isn't Todoroki Shouto. Luckily, Midoriya has a solution for him, and Midoriya Inko has a lot of love to give.

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    12 Apr 2018

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    Juxtapose. Verb, meaning: to place two things together in a contrasting manner. In this case, two points of divergence.

    With one boy with a useless Quirk and a Hero with a slightly healthier body, just what would change? Apparently, a lot more than what you might think.

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    09 Apr 2018

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    "And then there's a customized copy of PONY PALS, a gift to you on your 14th birthday from the slippery Mr. Strider. Each page contains lovingly hand-written commentary on the deeds of this intrepid young horse. Later, about halfway through the book, rather than see the gag through to the bitter end, Strider began pasting over entire pages of original text with his own completely rewritten version of the story, while keeping all the chapter titles. His revision is a tough, emotionally draining read. But it's cathartic, in all the worst ways possible.
    He tends to get carried away with his projects."

    Note: this work is an altered book, and it plays on the physical relationship between the original pages and the edited text. As such, it's presented as a series of images. Reading the images is the only way to get the full experience, but I'm aware that some people can't/don't want to read it that way. So if that's the case, you can skip to chapter 13, which is a text-only version of the story, including rough descriptions of the most important illustrations.
    Originally posted on detective-pony.tumblr.com

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    01 Dec 2017

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    The funniest thing I've read in a long time

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    Sequel to Theory and Practice; final part of the Demon Alchemist series.

    Ed knows a hundred ways to kill a person organized into ten distinct degrees of painful, but only the most basic first aid. And if that doesn’t say it all.

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    06 Sep 2017

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    This is a world in which Mob and Reigen’s paths have never crossed, in which 10-year-old Mob found psychic guidance in the form of the aging, retired tv personality Keiji Mogami, in which Reigen followed through on his plans to close the Spirits and Such Agency, in which a cruel twist of Mob’s powers forces him to confront how dangerous he really is.

    10 year old Shigeo Kageyama has vanished, his trail instantly cold, and his case gathers dust in police archives as a kidnapping never solved. Four years pass before a chain of events causes his path to cross with that of the despondent, unfulfilled fake-psychic-turned-fake-investigator, Arataka Reigen. Reigen finds himself in over his head caring for an escaped victim of abuse who, for reasons unfathomable, has been taught to believe his very existence is a horrifically dangerous thing…

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    06 Sep 2017