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illegitimate princess: so. like. do you know any tricks or anything
jester: ummm.. i can do a cartwheel!
illegitimate princess: thats cool i guess. can i see
jester: okay! (does a cartwheel) wee!!
illegitimate princess: wow. you’re pretty flexible, huh
jester: uh huh! its part of the job description!
illegitimate princess: cool, yeah. are you single
jester: AND lonely :3
illegitimate princess: do you wanna go out with me
jester: [doing another cartwheel] shure!
illegitimate princess: cool. so like wont they notice youre gone or
jester: [doing jumping jacks] nope! i’m da princess’s jester, but she doesnt actually want me to entertain her most of the time!
illegitimate princess: so what do you do most of the time then
jester: [does a cartwheel]
illegitimate princess: fair enough. do you know any board games or like card games
jester: noe :33
illegitimate princess: do you wanna learn how to play poker
jester: YAY! i wuv games!
illegitimate princess: you’re fun. i like you. this is gonna be fun. do you wanna hang out here all the time
jester: oh BOY do i! yippee!!!
illegitimate princess: fuck yeah. youre cute. i like you