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Summary:

Stede and Ed are enjoying life as fiances with a few little bumps in the road, such as Ed's constant stealing of Stede's snacks. When Stede finds a secret stash he decides to get revenge and eat all but one to teach his fiance a lesson. Unfortunately, it was right around getting Ed tied down for before-bed fun that the edible kicked in and things started to feel pretty interesting...

Notes:

Note: While this features the boys from Becoming Real, you don't need to read the series to enjoy it.

This scene was actually cut from the series since I never found a good place to fit it, after talking to people in the OFMD Fic Discord chat I decided to add a bit to make it an actual story so here we go.

Also no beta reader, so forgive any weirdness or typos!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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Stede didn’t often dig around in the pantry, not since Ed had begun to take over most of the cooking as he got time off from his travels.  Most of the things he enjoyed were on a shelf labeled neatly with his name with organized bins of his snacks.  Snacks which were routinely raided ruthlessly by his fiancé, but he’d grown used to it.  He’d begun to just anticipate it and buy extra of the sweet things that Ed couldn’t leave alone in the hopes that some would make it to him.  So it was a bit of a shock to be rustling through the cereal and find brightly colored blue bag near the back.  He knew Ed hid his snacks, in fact, it’d become a game trying to find them and he grinned when he spotted “blueberry lemonade" across the bag with pictures of neon blue gummy treats.

 

Of course he’d hide gummies behind the Captain Crunch, it’s not like I ever get near it.  He snagged the bag and heard the sound of footsteps padding through the living room.  Victory to me!

 

He hurriedly opened up the bag and snagged a small handful and was treated to a sweet lemony blueberry scent that was promising.  Though, there was an oddly musky scent to them as well, familiar, but he couldn’t quite place it.  Well, it was more the principle and since there were only a few left he felt justified after the Great Girl Scout Cookie incident that had happened recently.  He tossed them in his mouth smugly, put the bag back in place and reset the box of cereal where it belonged.  He was closing the door as Ed sidled into the kitchen with a raised brow and a little suggestive shimmy of his hips.

 

“Bed time or snack time?”  He asked, voice darkening to a soft purr as Stede made quick work of the gummies.   Trying not to act guilty or suspicious.

 

“Just having a little something before bed.  And don’t ask me what, you have been raiding my snacks again.”  Stede said smugly and Ed snorted in amusement.  The sharply sour taste of the candy was nearly too much, but he handled it with as much grace as he could.

 

Oh god, I bet it’s from one of those snack boxes he always gets with snacks from around the world.  He regretted, but still, sometimes a man had to do what a man had to do and they weren’t that bad.

 

It was just there was an odd aftertaste that wasn’t quite enjoyable, the blueberry and lemon helped to balance it as he sauntered after Ed.  Thinking about it, it had said sativa on the package, perhaps Ed had gotten some sugarless gummies and tossed them back there rather than pitch them.  That was less fun for his revenge plan, but it did solidify making sure he hunted out where Ed kept his real stash. 

 

“Ohhh grab me the honey peanut butter then.”  Ed brightened immediately and Stede rolled his eyes, but opened the pantry back up to dig out the jar.

 

“You could at least make a sandwich.”  He made a point to dig out a spoon as well and handed it to his fiancé, who was already getting ready to stuff a finger in the jar.  “God, you’re like Winnie the pooh, but with peanut butter.”

 

“Well s’got honey in it.”  Ed crinkled his nose playfully and got a spoonful of it to eat.  “And why would I bother with a sandwich?  I just want the peanut butter, mate.”

 

“Barbarian.”  Stede sighed softly and leaned forward to get a lick off the spoon before Ed could jam it back into the jar.  “Uh-uh, don’t.  You know Roach uses that for Sunday morning brunch.  No one wants Ed germs.”

 

“You do.”  He said smugly and leaned forward to steal a playful kiss on his lips, but relented enough to hand over the jar.

 

“Mm afraid I’ve been fully infected.  There’s no saving me now.”  He sighed dramatically and then bumped a hip against the other man.  “C’mon, bed.”

 

It was always a pleasure to walk up the stairs behind him.  The low slung pajama pants hugged along the curve of his ass, the sweep of his tattooed back and the spill of his hair that was dancing along his shoulders.  The dark and light of it making him want to slide his fingers through the strands and pull his head back, to press their lips together and drink every little noise he could draw out of Ed.


By the time they made it to the top of the stairs, Stede had taken the last few stairs at a rush and slid his fingers up along the curve of the bare back.  The moment his nails brushed down the line of his spine Ed let out a breathy shiver of pleasure and paused at the door to their bedroom.  He cast back a sly smile and quirked his brow up in obvious invitation before Stede crowded him backwards playfully.  He nipped his lower lip and gave a gentle pull, just enough touch to cause Ed to let out a low sound of pleasure and arms tried to snag around his waist.

 

“Well hello handsome.”  Ed purred the words softly, letting himself be backed further into the room.  “Weren’t you saying we should call it an early night so we can wedding plan?”

 

“I did, didn’t I?”  Stede chuckled and then gave him a little knock to push him back towards the bed.  “There’s no reason we can’t do some planning tonight.”

 

He gave another little push and then Ed laughed, dropping down onto the bed as Stede leaned down to claim a slow kiss.  He straddled the other man’s hips lightly, his arms pressed down into the bed as he rested on all fours, taking his time to sample the warm slide of lips.  The little silken dart of a tongue that pushed out and swiped up so he let out a muffled groan.  His tongue flicked out again, chasing after Ed as he felt warm hands slipping up beneath his PJ top, the fingers spreading open to glide upwards until he arched his back in the air.

 

It was always a treat to kiss Ed, the slow dart of the tongue and the slide of the tongue stud mingled with the way teeth occasionally nibbled out.  He moved a hand to spread his fingers along the warm brown chest, tracing a thumb over one nipple as Ed pushed his head up with a bit more demand.  His other hand tried to pull Stede down to him, the fingers curled into his hair as if to take control.

 

Perhaps it was the fact he’d managed to finally get Ed back in their ongoing snack war or maybe it was the soft whimper Ed made as he drew his nails over one nipple, but Stede knew how he wanted him.  He pulled his lips back with a breath and quirked his brow up slightly, lidding his eyes and reached up to push one of Ed’s hands down onto the mattress firmly.  He flexed his fingers down and then gave a soft, sweet, nearly chaste kiss against his lips. 

 

“Behave, Edward, I’ll give you what you want.  Eventually.”  He murmured in a slightly lower tone.  “You’ll be good for me, won’t you?”

 

“Yeah..”  Edward’s eyes flickered, widening in response to the shift in tone, the grip of Stede’s hand on his wrist.  “Yes, yeah I will.”

 

“Last time you couldn’t keep your hands wandering, so this time, I think I’ll take them out of the equation.”  Stede licked along Ed’s bottom lip in one hot wet line.  “You’ll be so good for me then, won’t you, starshine?”

“Fuckin’ yes I will..”  Ed wriggled as his eyes fluttered, an expression crossing over him that he only ever showed here.  In these quiet moments.

 

Stede always felt a strange thrill, and flushed pride, that he could be the one in charge in the bedroom with Ed.  He knew the other man had been playing games like this for years, decades even, writing about it and exploring it from one end of the spectrum to the other.  He’d felt it himself as Ed became more comfortable to introduce new sensations to the bedroom, where bondage could go so much deeper. Yet, no one saw Ed like this.  No one had ever seen Ed like this.  He was pliant and warm with eagerness as Stede wriggled and guided him up to the head of the bed.

 

The restraints hung out of sight of curious eyes, but they were easily drawn out so that he could pull Ed’s wrists up so he could work the soft leather around one and then the other.  He straddled his lap as he did so, rolling his hips subtly with a shiver of delight as he already felt his lover half hard.  Ed lifted his head and kissed a hot searing press of lips to his throat, running teeth just hard enough it might leave a mark.  Stede shuddered and then rolled his hips forward as he fixed the last buckle in place. 

 

“Behave, or you won’t get your reward.”  He said, grinning down before reaching a finger up to glide along the underside of Ed’s chin.  “God, have I ever told you how much I adore your neck.”

“My neck?”  Ed blinked in brief confusion and Stede nodded, dropping himself down to leave a trail of wet languid kisses against the exposed curve of the neck.

 

“Slender, graceful, every time you wear your hair up I want to nip and nibble every inch.”  He murmured and then flicked his tongue outwards as Edward let out a soft whine of pleasure.  “Could wrap a lovely necklace around here, display you properly.”

“Mm of pearls?”  Ed’s eyes gleamed with dark mischief and Stede bit lightly down right between the shoulder and neck.

 

Ed let out a cry of pleasure and his hips began to push up with an urgent little rut in response as Stede drew the skin tight.  He luxuriated in the soft feel of that spot, marking and suck a bruise into it.  It would be easily hidden, not that Ed would have minded if Stede had peppered his neck in love bites.  He felt the rasp of the short beard against his cheek as Ed’s searing touch raced down his own throat, muffling a whine before Stede released him. 

 

He felt suddenly flushed, his cheeks burning in a deep blush with a strange weighted sensation falling over him.  It wasn’t quite dizziness, more as if he were being wrapped in something overly warm that pressed in at all sides before he giggled softly.  The tickle of Ed’s beard almost too much as he drew back and then kissed down the bare throat.  His lips brushing lower until he could flick a tongue out against one of the nipples lightly, swirling a little bit as he touched the soft warm skin coupled with hard metal.

 

It felt amazing as he used his lips and felt Ed’s hips grinding up against him, his own cock rutting down languidly in response.  He didn’t move from the warm nipple as he suckled and explored the mixture of skin and metal.  It was fascinating and he began to lose himself in the feeling.  He slid his hand up and stroked the other pierced nipple, tugging lightly as Ed sucked in a breath before groaning out.  His hips gave a little thrust up and ground while Stede continued to straddle his lap.  Metal and skin, it felt so interesting how the piercing would click his teeth and he could catch it and draw it out.  The little gasp and hitch of breath, the desperate whine.  He giggled, he couldn’t’ stop himself.

 

“What’s so funny, sunshine?”  Ed gasped and blinked down at him, his eyes blown dark and his hips rolled upwards pointedly.  “Forgot I had piercings there?”

 

“Mmm no, but they feel amazing.”  Stede said and then burst out into a giggle again as a wave of giddiness chased over him.  He moved his other finger up to stroke the bare spit slick skin delicately.  “Love them, hard and soft in all the right places.”

 

“Mm s’alright to love ‘em, but would love your mouth other places.”  Ed purred and Stede recalled he was supposed to be the one in charge.  He began to giggle a bit harder as he glanced up at Ed and crinkled his nose.

 

“Well you can’t make me if you’re tied up, so maybe I can just enjoy your nipples.”  He couldn’t seem to stop that little laugh, it bubbled up as he watched Ed’s face and his brows pull together.

 

“Someone’s in a funny mood.” He growled and wriggled, pulling at the restraints before thrusting his hips up. 

 

Stede felt a mixture of weight and floating, like parts of his body were light and airy and the rest were being weighed down.  It didn’t really matter, it felt good as his muscles began to relax and he dropped his weight more firmly on Ed’s hips before rolled the pierced nipple between his thumb and forefinger.  He drew it outwards as he watched Ed’s face show a flash of frustration and even that was a little funny.  He wriggled up and then kissed his lips softly, briefly.  It was only when he got up on all fours that he realized he was feeling more than a ‘little’ odd.  He blinked slowly down at Ed and frowned a little.

 

“How long have you been hiding gummies behind the Captain Crunch?”  He asked and felt a brief twinge of worry.  Had they been Ed’s?  What if they had been the kids from years ago?  Could gummies go bad?

 

“I.. wait, behind the cereal?”  Ed frowned a bit. “I dunno, like six months, good for my knee--- Oh my fucking god, Stede, did you eat those gummies?!”

 

“Mmhm punishment for you eating my thin mints.  What about your knee needs candy?”  Stede found the train of conversation confusing, and Ed’s nipple still fascinating to stroke over with the pad of his thumb. 

 

“Jesus, love, those were edibles.”

 

“Yeah, I edibled them all up.”  Stede began to giggle again and couldn’t seem to stop before lowering his head to suckle along the nipple and warm chest beneath him.  He was still laughing even as he teased. 

 

“F-fuck, Stede, how many did you eat?!  They were… fuck.. pot gummies, not like snacks…”  Ed managed to get the words out before letting out a guttural moan at the attention to his nipple.

 

Oh.  Ohhhhhhhhh!  Stede popped his mouth free, licking his bottom lip and blinked a few times. 

 

“Like..th-three? Or four?  I think only three.”  He tried to remember, but his attention was on the wet trail of the nipple and how fascinating it was.  He wondered how it compared to Ed’s cock.  “Mm probably three.”

 

“Oh christ, love, right you sh-should probably undo my wrists.”  Ed squirmed a little as Stede began to wetly kiss and lick down his belly, giggling at the line of hair, licking right over the naval. 

 

“No, I caught you, so now I get to play, Edward.” Stede tried to put force into his words, but it was hard to concentrate as he stroked his fingers through the hairs that decorated the lower belly.  “Mmm don’t you feel good.”

 

“Have you even been high before?!”  Ed’s words ended in a short breath as Stede began to drag the edge of his pajama pants down, dragging his boxers with them as he kissed and licked. 

 

The little trail of hair here were all silvery, had they always been like that?  He followed them and moved to the curve of the hip bone before he began to nuzzle against it, wiggling his pants further down.  He liked Edward’s waist a lot, he loved how it was soft in some pots, but still graceful and slender.  He loved the way that he could bite and nibble here and watch how his cock twitched every time.  He moaned softly as he suckled a few hot kisses right above the hip bone.  He could worship here for days and never grow tired.

 

“Y-yeah, okay, Stede, but love, c’mon, have you ever had pot before?”  Ed’s voice was strained and Stede realized he must have said something about his waist aloud.

 

“Once in college.” Stede hummed and then giggled a little bit as he watched Ed arch his back, his cock sliding out into view.  “You’re doing my work for me squirming like that.  Good boy, Edward.”

 

“R-right, okay, just… I guess you aren’t too bad off..”  Ed’s breathing was sharp and heavy as Stede kissed down the trace of his hip bone and inwards.  “Fuckin’ christ you get orally fixated high, don’t you?”

 

“Gonna orally fixate you.”  Stede mumbled which set him off giggling again, burrowing his nose in against Ed’s inner thigh to muffle the sound and he heard laughter above him as well.

 

~ ~ * ~ ~

Ed’s mind was racing as he stared down at his incredibly stoned fiancé and felt the hot lips against his inner thigh while Stede muffled his giggles there.  He didn’t seem to be too bad off, stoned off his ass, but pleasantly so.  He tempered his reaction to demand the restraints be taken off so he could go downstairs and figure out if he had 5mg or 10mg in that stash.  The last thing he wanted to do was jar Stede out of being giggly and happy and turn him paranoid. The restraints had a failsafe that he could unlatch them from their clips with ease if needed after all.  And fuck, his mouth really was wandering all over at the moment, hot and luxuriant touches that were soon working his inner thigh.

 

“Right, yeah, sounds good.. umm… orally fixate away.”  He breathed out as Stede’s hands dragged his pants down off him with his boxers.

 

He then proceeded to adorably, and hilariously undress himself, which left Ed burrowing his head against his shoulder to not laugh.  It wasn’t like Stede was drunk, he was just moving slowly and seemed generally to get distracted by the feel of his own pajamas.  His hands roamed and touched himself at times, laughing as if he found a ticklish spot before prying his pants down.  The moment his cock was free he let out an absolutely filthy moan and palmed himself while Ed’s laughter stilled and he watched as Stede took himself in hand.

 

It wasn’t that Stede was body shy, but he was always very conscious that Ed was watching when he put on a show.  He would look over and adjust what he was doing, trying to see what garnered reactions, at the moment.  Now, Stede was cupping his cock in his hand and fondling his piercing, the curved barbell being rubbed back and forth at his cock tip as he pumped into his own hand.  He was letting out little pleased noises as he touched himself and fucking hell, Ed was fixated on the sight.  It wasn’t like he got all that frisky high, but apparently Stede was quite happy to act utterly shameless as he pumped himself and made a little whine.

 

“Turn a little towards me?”  Ed finally spoke up as Stede made a happy little noise that was almost too much.

 

“Oh, your cock.”  Stede blinked his dilated eyes at Ed and grinned wide, thumbing along the head of his cock.  “Do you want me to hold you this way?”

 

“Fuck, yeah, grab us both like that together.”  Ed propped himself up a little further as he watched Stede push down against his cock tip, grinding the balled end of the barbell into his slit with a guttural moan. 

 

“Make you moan like a greedy little slut?”  Stede murmured and Ed whined out under his breath at the punch of that word coming from Stede’s mouth.  “My cock hungry slut.”

 

“Y-yeah, that’s me, just for yours.  Only for yours..”  Ed breathed and Stede released himself with a breathy pant, rolling over onto his legs with a little rub that pushed his cock against Ed’s leg.

 

Oh my fucking god, high Stede is a slut.  He thought wildly and then felt hot breath tickling along the tip of his cock.

 

Stede looked almost mesmerized as he reached up and traced his fingers along Ed’s hard cock, a little flutter of touch that caused him to bow his back with a groan. There was a soft giggle as he reached the tip and then slid his finger beneath the crown, tracing a smooth stroke that swirled inwards.  It wasn’t his usual tease, it was slow and purposeful as Stede rested his head against Ed’s upper thigh and seemed to contemplate his erection with enough intensity it nearly made him squirm.

 

“Warm and soft and hard.  Your cock is so beautiful, with just the tiniest curve..”  Stede skated his fingers down lower.  “Fucks me perfectly, darling.”

 

“Nnf g-good I’m meant to fuck you perfectly.”  He breathed out as the finger swirled up and rubbed right along his slit.  “Fuck yes.. Your mouth love?”

 

“Smooth.”  Stede sighed the word dreamily and danced his finger over the opening, pushing the finger pad forward with a swirling touch.  “Slippery.  Beautiful.”

 

Ed’s eyes shut and he tipped his head back before Stede let out a happy little giggle and kept rubbing his fingers all along the tip of his cock.  The sensations were wonderful, but not enough to do more than taunt him as he groaned and tried to thrust upwards.  The moment his hips rose, Stede’s hand pushed down against his hip bone and pushed him against the mattress.  Stede’s strong arm was as confident as it ever was, a warning before the fingers slipped away and he felt a hot puff of air right over his glans.  Finally!

 

~ ~ * ~ ~

Stede marveled at the texture of Ed’s cock, the way that it was so slick and smooth along the tip as he played with him.  He gathered up the slick wetness there and spread it back and forth with gentle movements, rubbing beneath the underside and then up again while he strained to thrust upwards.  He felt so warm and happy, wrapped in an edge of heavy weight that felt as though everything were a bit funny and nothing could go wrong. 

 

He flicked his tongue out finally and Ed moaned out as he tasted the familiar salty-bitter taste on his tongue.  Stede let out a moan and rolled his hips upwards, just grinding his cock against Ed’s leg luxuriantly as he wrapped his lips right around the head of his cock.  The soft smooth skin rubbed along the line of his tongue as he had to drop both hands to keep Ed from lifting his hips up.  He knew he should be stern, but he was busy exploring with his sensitive tongue.

 

He flicked under the glans, curling upwards and darting with a wet suckle that caused Ed to let out a choked noise before he stilled himself.  He cupped his tongue under the head and just relaxed his jaw, enjoying the feel of the warm cock in his mouth before he dropped his head.  The wide feel of Ed’s length pushing into his mouth was amazing, sending spasms of heat through him that caused him to rut his hips forward again. 

 

He took his to marvel at the little curve in Edward’s cock, the faint pulse, swallowing down until the tip nearly bumped into his throat.  He held as much as he could without risking choking and simply held on.  He sighed out a dreamy sort of breath as he tried to memorize the way it felt to have him his mouth.  Stede’s cheeks were flushed hot red as he flicked his eyes up to see Ed staring down at him almost frantically and his hips jerked up again.  Stede tensed his hands on the hips and kept them down as he just remained still to enjoy the sensation.

 

He imagined he could feel every heartbeat, every movement, he wanted to draw it out and make it last.  He stroked Ed’s hip lightly and closed his eyes to better concentrate as he felt the warm wetness slicking against the back of his tongue.  He hummed in appreciation which made Ed let out a frustrated noise before he swallowed.  The movement contracted down tightly and then he relaxed again.  Why hadn’t he done this before?  It was so incredibly good feeling, and it allowed him to experience even the most minute change in his lover. He simply began to concentrate on it all to the exclusion of everything else.

 

“Stede… please… move your mouth!”  Ed whined out above him and tried to lift his hips again. 

 

Stede frowned up at him, furrowing his brows, and didn’t quite know how long he’d been holding Ed’s cock in his mouth.  Had it been hours?  Seconds?  Minutes?  It seemed strange, but that didn’t really matter at the moment, he was enjoying what he was doing.

 

~ ~ * ~ ~

Ed had heard about people being dickmatized, but he was suddenly painfully aware that Stede was fixated with his cock.  He had pushed nearly all of Ed’s shaft into his mouth and simply held it, time sliding away as he felt every curious nudge of the tongue and small movement on his flushed hot skin.  Time passed slowly, it couldn’t have been more than a minute or two, but it was a minute or two enveloped in Stede’s hot greedy mouth that simply explored him. 

 

He finally had to half beg before Stede sighed out and drew up with a positively filthy noise, suckling as he went so Ed shoved up against his gripping hands in an attempt to thrust upwards.  Stede didn’t actually try to get him off, didn’t bob his head.  The attention was hyper focused as he lifted up and then started to messily suckle around just his tip.  His lips were locked just under the tip as his tongue lavished and swirled to the point Ed tipped his head back and let out a guttural cry.  His fingers balled up in the restraints while Stede’s tongue swiped out again and again.  

 

It was utterly filthy, especially since Stede was letting out low moans and his hips were grinding forward right against his leg.  The little adjustments showing just how hard he was as he toyed and flicked his tongue out.  Ed could feel the pressure starting to build rapidly, growing to the point that he was panting and letting out a series of soft stuttering nonsense.  He wasn’t sure if it was Stede’s name or just meaningless noises, but then the lips broke the seal with an obscene wet noise and the pressure reached…no where.

 

“Stede!”  He choked out before he heard a little husky giggle and Ed looked down to see Stede grinning.

 

His lips were slick and messy, already swollen and red looking before he started to lick out with swipes of his tongue. He let out a guttural moan of pleasure as if it were the best thing he’d ever licked, but the tongue didn’t give Ed the contact he needed.  He twisted up again and tried to thrust, fighting against the hands that gripped down hard enough to bruise.  That faint pain was nothing compared with his need as Stede licked searing strokes with his tongue around his tip.


Strands of saliva clung to him and Stede’s lips, broken off and renewed with hot sinful strokes of the tongue.  The tip dipped along his slit and then out again as he seemed to be trying to memorize every part of his cock tip.  He choked out a noise and then the tongue swiped down and licked a stripe all the way down towards his balls.  He jerked his hips up finally, fighting the hold to thrust into the air uselessly because Stede was nuzzling right against his balls with a sigh.

 

“Love these too, don’t spend enough time with them.”  Stede said softly and lifted a hand from Ed’s hips to fondle under his testicles.

 

“Fu-fuckin’ hell, Stede, your mouth can go back to my cock.” He choked out and then whined as the fingers rolled his balls back and forth.  “Stede!”

 

“Mmm?”  Stede hummed dreamily as his fingers flicked back and then Ed felt Stede slide away from his leg, nudging Ed’s thighs further apart.  “Shh, Edward, let me enjoy you.”

 

“You’re teasing!”  Ed nearly yelled out as his body began to burn with growing need, an ache that spread across his lower body.

 

Stede’s hand slid up from his balls to wrap around his cock and for one brief moment he thought that he was going to get what he needed as Stede pulled a few wet strokes over him.  He let out a near sob of pleasure and rutted upwards before one of his legs was pulled up to drape along Stede’s shoulder.  He was too busy trying to rut up into his fiancé’s hand to pay attention as the fingers loosened their hold, becoming more a phantom of sensation as Stede kissed and licked his way just beneath his balls. 

 

Stede please!”  Ed choked out as his need kept growing as the soft slick hand refused to close down around him, as if Stede were distracted.

 

“I’ve got you.”  Stede murmured in a soft sort of dreamy voice before a hot tongue flicked out and licked right up to run along his opening.

 

Fuck, Stede!!”  Ed shrilled the name in shock as the hot slick tongue lavished out slow rolling strokes, swirling and exploring.  “God damn, fuck!”

 

He jerked his hips up into the loosely gripping hand as Stede’s thumb flicked up and right over his tip.  The tongue swirled and flickered in short little flutters that sent wave of sensation racing over him.  He kicked his head back and stopped trying to modulate his response, because apparently high as fuck Stede was just going to do his own damn thing.  Ed was just along for the ride and trying to rut into a hand that refused to grip down around him.

 

Stede curled his tongue tip and probed with a positively lewd moan that vibrated him, shamelessly working that silken oral muscle as he never had before.  If his hand had just closed down, Ed was sure he would have tipped over the edge and into his orgasm, except it went still.  It was like Stede couldn’t concentrate on two things at once and now Edward way paying the fucking sexy price.  He whined and twisted, letting out a soft series of ah ah ah’s as the tongue pushed forward and just barely entered his body.

 

Stede’s other hand left his hip so Ed at least had a free range of motion, but without the fingers holding him, it wasn’t quite a blessing.  Instead, when he opened his eyes he saw Stede’s hips lifted up and he was stroking himself with his other hand.  His moans growing shamelessly before he pulled his mouth backwards finally.  He breathed a hot rush of breath over the furled opening and Ed twisted, keening out.  This wasn’t fair!  He hunted for anything else he could coax out of his lover, but Stede began to lick just behind his balls and mouthed kisses there shamelessly.

 

“Always wanted to do that..” He said and then giggled, the sound making Ed let out a sharp curse.  “Aww look at you, flushed and hard.  Greedy little slut wants to fuck my mouth?”

 

“Jesus, Stede!”  Ed swallowed and jerked his head up and down. “Y-yeah, yeah I do.”

 

“Mm, you can, you can fuck my mouth.”  Stede said and then gave that adorable as fuck giggle, his cheeks flushed as he moved his hand down his own cock with a few tugs.  “I want to paint your chest though.”

 

Ed felt his mind momentarily flash blank at that, just the sheer level of dirty talk made his cock twitch needily.  Okay, yeah, Stede was pretty far gone, but whatever inhibitions that had been lowered he was along for this fucking ride.  His body ached with want and the idea of Stede jerking himself off and coming all over his chest made everything fire hot. 

 

“Love, you can do whatever you want, please!”  Ed squirmed again while Stede blinked slightly glassy eyes.  “Christ, Stede, get up here!”

 

Stede grinned at him and began to move up his body, but paused to begin to lick hotly along the tip of his cock again.  Wet and messy sounding with a little moan as he mouthed around the tip until Ed was letting out a string of garbled noises that were pleading shamelessly.

 

“Mm you taste so good, you’re so good for me Edward.”  Stede murmured and lifted his mouth, Ed’s cock hot and slick with his own wetness and Stede’s saliva.  “Could just rest for hours with your cock in my mouth.”

 

“Please, Stede… please please… come on my chest, mark me.  Please.”  Ed whined as his body twitched, everything was starting to ache faintly with want.

 

Stede grinned down at him before moving up, his cock dragging briefly against Ed’s so he gave a wild thrust upwards to rut them against one another. Stede paused with a groan and pushed his hips down, briefly meeting him with hot greedy rolls.  He whined and tried to push up harder as his hands pulled against the restraints hard enough to jostle them.  He was willing to seek pleasure however he could, his breath rasped out softly before Stede dragged himself forward to straddle his upper belly, but the position, oh fuck.

 

Ed groaned and gave a thrust upwards as his slippery cock pushed right between Stede’s ass cheeks.  He followed the furrow between them in a hot thrust that made his eyes flutter back as Stede moved to grasp his cock in his hand.  Again, he didn’t do his normal careful checks to see if Ed were enjoying the view, he gripped himself as if he were alone and moaned out his pleasure at his own touch.  Fuck, it was so fucking hot, seeing him leaning back and grinding back onto Ed’s cock.

 

“Fuck yeah, sunshine, look at you… fuck.. I want you so bad..”  Ed managed to gasp out as Stede pumped his hand along his cock, slow at first, but built up speed to work around his tip.

 

“Look at you, Edward. Beautiful.  Mast…fuck.. Masterpiece.  And mine..”  Stede blinked his eyes rapidly and then whined as he gave a thrust into his own hand before his ass pushed back against Ed’s cock.  “Begging for it, aren’t you?”

 

“Yes, Stede… fuck yes!  I want you, want it all, come all over me, anything you want…”  Ed gave another thrust and felt his cock sliding right along Stede’s ass cheeks with a series of wild bucks.

 

“That’s right, fuck me like that…”  Stede murmured, and jesus Ed was enjoying the way he was talking, the lewd eager strokes of his hand as he worked himself.

 

He leaned forward finally, pulling away From Ed’s cock and rested one hand on the head of the bed as he started to pump faster, the speed building wildly.  He was transfixed as he realized the way Stede positioned his hand worked his thumb on his piercing at the apex of each stroke.  His eyes were fluttered closed as he started to fuck his own fist with moans dripping from his throat that left Ed begging in a near unhinged way. 

 

In the end, Stede gave a wild shuddering thrust forward and warm ropes of his come began to spill out, decorating the line of Ed’s neck and collar bone.  The warmth trickling over him as Stede keened out his pleasure, crying his name while he worked his hand over himself continually. He was nearly deliberate in overstimulating himself to make sure every drop anointed Ed, some of it even leaving ropes just along his chin as he rolled his hips and twisted beneath his partner.

 

“Please.. Stede please!” He whined out as Stede dropped above him panting and shivering, his eyes finally fluttering open as if just realizing Ed was there.

 

“I’ve got you, darling… I’ve got you…”  He breathed out and then leaned back with a groan.  “Oh feel your cock, wish I could just impale myself on you.  Worth any pain to have you in me.”

 

The words were low and throaty before he felt Stede’s hand curling around his slick shaft, his cock tip bumped right against his ass cheeks.  For a brief second he thought Stede might do just that and at that point Ed would have undone the safety on the restraints.  The idea was fun in theory only, but then Stede started to pump his hand up and down.  His hips rolled as he moaned, a parody as if he were riding Ed’s cock in truth.  It was sinful in all the best ways as Stede moaned and pumped his hand up, stroking and pushing Ed’s tip right along the crease of his ass.

 

“Come for me, love, that’s right… just come for me, want you all over my ass.”  Stede whispered the words heatedly as he moved, riding his upper belly before his hand began to move faster.

 

It didn’t take much as Ed’s body rose up off the bed and he let out a near sobbing sound of pleasure as he let go.  It was waves that built and crashed over him while all of his muscles went tense, his hips snapped up into he air and held there as Stede ground against him with a filthy moan.  His cock twitched and pulsed in Stede’s hand as the ropes of his come hit up against the bare ass cheeks, spilling between them as Stede continued to stroke and rub him.  His fingers rubbed along the tip and down, smearing the spilling ropes over Ed’s cock as he jerked and whined out a breath when the fingers began to grow too much.

 

Stede shuddered and panted, sliding his fingers free with a groan, his body going rather lax as if his muscles wouldn’t hold him.  They remained that way for a few moments, breathing rapidly as Stede seemed to somewhat unable to hold still, but his movements were just a hand smoothing down Ed’s chest and side.  The strokes comfortable and easy, even if he didn’t remember he was supposed to undo the restraints, Ed just basked in the afterglow.  God, what an absolute maniac.  He kissed the soft blonde curls gently and heard Stede mumble a happy little noise as he shifted his weight from Ed.

 

“S’alright, sunshine?” Ed panted at Stede, who flopped to one side, heedless of the mess before he heard a giggling laugh coming from his lover.  He briefly saw the flash of one amused hazel eye looking at him.

 

“Gave you a pearl necklace.” Stede burrowed his face against Ed’s shoulder, laughing hard enough to shake the bed and Ed choked out a noise.  “Like you said.”

 

“Oh my god, Stede Bonnet!”  He gasped and tipped his head down to rest on the golden curls, twisting his wrists just right to undo the safety snap on the restraint so he could free them without disturbing Stede. 

 

Stede sighed out as he dropped a hand down over his partner and stretched his other hand out to pluck up some tissues from beside the bed.  He didn’t feel like trying to get up yet and he didn’t really trust Stede to stand up.  Not that he could, since he was still occasionally giggling to himself  as if the word pearl necklace was the most hilarious thing in all of human history.  Ed managed to clean up the curve of Stede’s ass well enough that he could roll over with a panting breath and tenderly took care of his fingers as well.  The warmth of the bare leg slipped over his own and the familiar heat of Stede’s body curled tight against him before Stede lifted his hand to kiss it gently.

 

“Well, aren’t you sweet while high.”  He murmured and then sucked in a breath as Stede suckled the tip of his digit between his lips. “I can’t believe you ate my edibles.”

“How was I s’pposed to know?”  Stede mumbled against him as Ed carefully cleaned himself off.  “I thought you were hiding snacks from me.  And you always eat mine!”

 

“They say sativa right on the front, Stede!  That’s the first hint.” 

 

“That’s just a sort of sweetener, like Splenda.”  Stede scoffed and Ed blinked down at him before bursting out into laughter.

 

“You mean stevia, oh my god, Stede Bonnet, you ridiculous man.”  He tossed the tissue in the bin as he laughed in short choked sounds.  It didn’t take long for Stede to join him with his slightly higher pitched giggles.  “I’m never letting you live this down. Ever.”

 

“Mmm..”  Stede hummed with a little sigh as the laughing subsided into a warm lassitude. If Stede were anything like Ed he would probably fall asleep soon.  “God, I don’t want to get up.”

 

“So don’t, love.”  Ed murmured and kissed his brow lightly.  “Want me to grab you some water?  Or draw you a bath.”

 

“No.. I want…” Stede paused and puffed out a breath, lifting his head to look almost irritated.  “I really want some fucking peanut butter.”

 

Okay, he’d either fall asleep soon or realize he was starving.  Ed bit his lip to not burst out laughing and instead shifted in the bed to sit up.  Stede let him with a regretful little noise as Ed got up just enough to reach to his side of the bed and down to the bottom cubby.  It didn’t take long for him to dig around before producing a yellow lidded familiar jar as well as a spoon, his smile growing as Stede’s eyes widened with a mixture of dismay and approval.

 

“Oh my god, you keep your snacks in the bedroom?!”  Stede’s voice rose up before Ed burst out laughing and pushed the jar at him.

 

“Mmmm, yes I do..”  He purred and nipped the edge of Stede’s collar bone lightly even as the little would-be stoner was twisting the lid off the peanut butter.  “Especially snacks like you.”

 

Stede started giggling as he got his first spoonful and Ed snuck a peanut butter kiss from him laughing.  Oh yeah, he was never letting Stede Bonnet live this night down ever.  In fact, he was rather hoping they’d rally for another round.  He wondered just how fun it would be to rail his fiancé into the bed in his current state and so many other wonderful ideas.

Notes:

I react like rubbish to pot, so I just went ahead and turned Stede into a weird orally fixated little stoner who couldn't keep two thoughts in his head as he meandered around just doing little High Stede things. XD This is just a whole mood for me, people.

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