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contextualOblivion started trolling flexibleTaste
CO: so, My dArling MoirAil, hAve i told you about My new relAtionship?
FT: not yet
FT: i h^ve time
FT: if you w^nt to
CO: you heArd About overbeAr getting culled, right?
FT: of course
FT: the entire fleet he^rd
CO: i congrAtulAted the survivor
CO: you wouldn't believe hiM
FT: why not?
CO: he threw A fit becAuse i'M ceruleAn, And i
CO: hAd the nerve to
CO: turn My bAck on hiM
FT: th^t doesnt sound li*e ^ good st^rt to a rel^tionship
CO: he didn't even reAlise how pitch he wAs Acting!
CO: i don't think he reAlly wAnts a relAtionship
FT: so...
CO: too bAd for hiM, the rest of the crew Are All invested in it now
CO: it's like they think hiM hAving A relAtionship After overbeAr will
CO: cleAr soMe kind of bAd luck fog out of the ship
CO: or soMething ridiculous like thAt
FT: so theyre throwing you two ^t e^ch other
CO: pretty Much!
CO: i'd coMplAin, but it's hystericAl
CO: seeing the fAces he pulls every tiMe he sAys the wrong thing
FT: ...
CO: yeAh, durzei Agrees with you
CO: i'M being such A bAd boy, leAding hiM on like this
CO: durzei feels he hAd to step in
FT: did he?
CO: MAAAybe
FT: give me his h^ndle
FT: i need to meet my new qu^dr^nt corner
FT: ^nd e*pl^in some things
flexibleTaste is trolling shapedCircumstance
FT: i hope girr^f told you ^bout me
FT: but im e*pecting th^t he didnt
SC: AAAcurate,,, III'''m afraid... WWWho are you,,, precisely???
FT: his moir^il
FT: youre hemo^non?
SC: YYYes...
SC: AAAh,,, so you are the '''best moirail ever'''... HHHe talks about you a lot...
FT: ...without mentioning my n^me
SC: YYYes......... DDDo you know why???
FT: ...pl^netside stuff
FT: prob^bly
SC: HHHm... GGGive it a few sweeps,,, and it'''ll probably fade into obscurity...
FT: yes
FT: there is something
FT: import^nt
FT: you need to *now ^bout girr^f
SC: III'''m assuming you mean his lack of interest in non---concilatory quadrants.........
FT: ...
FT: why would you thin* that?
FT: th^t he isnt
FT: interested
SC: HHHe said something at one point about not being predator or prey...
SC: III watched to see how he managed it...
SC: YYYoung trolls can'''t control their reactions that well...
SC: HHHe just didn'''t have any...
FT: he thin*s you dont *now
SC: SSShould III be insulted???
FT: hell be ^mused when you tell him
FT: if you tell him
SC: TTThen III probably shouldn'''t...
SC: OOOr our third leaf,,, come to that...
FT: ple^se dont
FT: so many idiots
FT: ta*e it ^s ^ ch^llenge
SC: SSSince you'''re here.........
SC: HHHow do you make him stop annoying people just because
SC: he thinks it'''s amusing???
SC: III'''m afraid III could do with some advice...
FT: my methods ^re p^le
FT: but you *new th^t
FT: slow tr^ining not to is prob^bly your best bet
FT: ^version conditioning
SC: III'''ve started getting strain migraines from overusing my chucklevoodoos...
FT: YOURE PURPLE??
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SC: .........
SC: TTThis is why III go hemoanon...
SC: OOOn the bright side,,, this time III can leave yelling at GGGirraf to his moirail...
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