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Gojo: Ooh! Well, that was a tough mission. I see you guys are already exhausted huh.
Nobara: Duh, not everyone is blessed with teleportation like you. We have to move our limbs in order to go from one place to another.
Gojo: I wouldn't call it a blessing but more of a skill issue,Nobara~~
Nobara: Whatever. God, I am famished right now. Sensei, treat us to dinner!
Itadori: Yes! We want sushi.
Nobara:Sushi! Sushi.
Megumi: Are you guys ever not loud?
Itadori: Yet you are with me all the time,Fushiguro.
Gojo: Ehhh-
Nobara: I was promised sushi and I must get sushi!
Gojo: Okay,okay. Let's go to our usual place in Ginza. I heard they recently introduced a new mochi recipe. And I really crave something sweet right now.
Megumi: When are you not in the mood for something sweet?
Gojo: Well, you can't blame me. My sweet little cupcake caused this addiction of mine.
Itadori: Sweet little cupcake? Are these some new forms of variety, sensei?
Gojo: Mm,I guess you can say that but I am afraid I can't share it with you, Yuuji kun. I like to keep h-
Megumi: Ijichi san must be waiting for us! Let us proceed!
Gojo: Of course, Megumi~~. Come on, after you.
Itadori: Woah! I can never get tired of sushi. I hope someone injects it into my blood.
Nobara: I don't think Sukuna would appreciate it.
Itadori: Who cares about him! He can go fuck himself.
Nobara: I seriously hate you for the image you put into my head. I will be sure to have nightmares about this.
Gojo: It's nice you can joke about him now. I am glad, the fraud is finally getting recognized for what he is. Oh, Megumi wanna try my mochi?
Megumi: I don't think i -
Gojo: Oh, come on! One bite! It's sweet just like you!
Nobara: 'chokes'
Megumi: Gojo sensei! You al…
Gojo: There you go! Isn't it nice?
Itadori: Fushiguro must really hate sweets huh. Wait, there is a little speck of … powder in your lips.
Nobara: Itadori, did you just !
Itadori: What? ' licks the powder of his finger'
Gojo: I just suddenly remembered I had an important thing to discuss with Megumi! Megumi chan, you have to go with me now!
Itadori: Huh? But why ?We are having fun though,sensei.
Gojo:So sorry, Yuuji kun. Because of my grave mistake, you guys can take my credit card and treat yourselves today. You guys can take as much time as you want, especially Yuuji kun. I know how much you enjoy this. Okay, no rush in getting back to the dorm. I will talk to Yaga myself. Megumi, come on!
Megumi: Bye ..guys..
Itadori: Ehh, but i am kind of tired uhhh… they are gone.
Nobara:You really have no sense of personal space,Itadori.
Itadori: What is that supposed to mean?
Nobara: Nothing. God, why are you dumb? And accompany me to shopping because trust me you don't want to go back to the dorms not now at least.
Itadori: But-
Nobara:No ifs and buts. I am trying to save you.
Itadori : From what?
Nobara: From getting stripped of your innocence! Please, I can't talk about this anymore. Don't ask me any more questions on this topic.
Itadori: Fine, you look positively miserable. Pass me sensei's card. I will pay first.
Nobara: Please do . Damn, Fushiguro must be getting it right now.