Awkward Singing

by DKM03_Archivist

Summary:

By finnux

Prompt:

While Frollo was occupied singing his Hellfire song all the guards could hear him. They had found out Esmeralda had escaped but nobody really wanted to be the man to have to inform Frollo and interrupt his special lusty song time.
Tell me how they decided which guard would have to go in and break the news to the demented judge and how did they pick the man for the job. Rock Paper Scissors? Also what do they think about what and who Frollo is singing so LOUDLY about?

Notes:

• In response to a prompt by Anonymous in the The Disney Kink Meme Prompts #08 collection.

Note from krissielee and afterandalasia, the archivists: This prompt or fanwork was originally archived at The Disney Kink Meme and was moved to the AO3 as part of the Open Doors project in 2023. We tried to reach out to creators about the move and posted announcements, but may not have reached everyone. If you are the creator and would like to claim this work, please contact me using the e-mail address on The Disney Kink Meme’s collection profile.

Neither of them were particularly looking forward to this. But as they headed over to where Judge Frollo was, there was a distinct sound coming from inside.

Like fire! Hellfire! This burning in my skin...

"...Is that Frollo."

This burning desire is turning me to sin...

"Seriously?"

"Augh, I didn't need to hear that!" The guard dragged a hand down his face.

"Why is he singing? Doesn't he realize anyone out here can hear him?"

A snort. "I suppose not."

It's not my fault! I'm not to blame. It is the Gypsy girl, the witch, who set this flame!

"The Gypsy?! Really? THAT'S why we're doing this? Because he wants to fuck he-"

"Shh! He'll hear you."

They stopped for a moment, but the singing continued. They shuffled their feet.

"Well, we're going to have to go in eventually."

"We? I'm not telling him."

"You're not pushing this on me!"

"There's no way I'm going to be able to look him in the eye after this."

"What makes you think I want to?"

"Just do it!"

"I-" But he was shoved over to the door by his companion. Hearing "Or else let her be mine and mine alone," he rolled his eyes and knocked. Better to get this over with. The sooner they got Frollo to stop singing about his raging passionate boner the better.