Work Text:
BakuSquad chat
QueenMina: BEACH DAY TOMORROW WHO'S EXCITED!!!!
Thunderbolt: WOOOHOOOO A DAY OFF IS GONNA BE SO GOOD!
RiotsBeRed: I’m so excited to hang out with you all!
OfficeSupplies: BEACH DAY! BEACH DAY!
Blasty: WHY THE FUCK ARE YALL SO LOUD I CAN HEAR YOU THROUGH THE DAMN MESSAGES!
Thunderbolt: awe Blasty bro remembers what we sound like!
OfficeSupplies: that’s so kind bakubro!
QueenMina: How could anyone not remember my voice? I sound beautiful!
RiotsBeRed: wow you are able to hear what I type out that’s so cool bro!
Blasty: will all of you shut up! that’s not what I said so fuck off!
Blasty: What time are we meeting at the beach? I want to make sure I’m not making the food too early.
RiotsBeRed: can you make sure mine has extra of the pork you made last time!! Please!!!
Blasty: already planning on it shitty hair
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Team KiriBaku chat
Mina: So boys we all set for tomorrow?
Hanta: yup I even got Roki in on it too so even if Blasty asks like Roki thinks he will we are covered!
Mina: perfect!
Denki: I’m all set too! So we tell them tomorrow once Kiri is there right because I almost let it slip in the group chat ngl
Mina: Yes, we'll tell them tomorrow!
Denki: Okay, got it!
Mina: Operation KiriBaku version 18 is a go!
Hanta: Wow, how has it only been 18 times we have tried to do something like this? I thought it was more!
Mina: 18 that the 3 of us are all on the same plan
Hanta: ahhh okay makes sense
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BakuSqaud chat
RiotsBeRed: sorry I’m late to the beach guys traffic here was nuts where are you guys set up at!?
QueenMina: oh sorry babe forgot to mention I got called into work this morning!
RiotsBeRed: that’s okay good luck and stay safe!
Blasty: I’m here if you turn to the left you will see my setup.
Blasty:……. Your other left there dumbass.
RiotsBeRed: ahh I see you!
OfficeSupplies: hey bitches and bros and nonbinary hoes me and Sho need to take princess to the Vet she been getting sick all night and Sho is worried.
Blasty: stop texting us and make sure she gets better!
RiotsBeRed: what he means is thanks for letting us know but go worry about princess! Hopefully all is well!
OfficeSupplies: I know what Blasty ment since he’s said on multiple occasions that the best part of mine and Sho’s house is princess, but thanks Kiri.
Thunderbolt: so bros I can’t go. I got called in late last night and I’m just getting back to the agency now I’m gonna nap in the shower.
RiotsBeRed: atleast wait until your home to sleep bro!
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Mina “alien queen” Ashido
Eijirou: MINAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Eijirou: I'M HAVING SEVERE GAY PANIC!!!!!
Mina: you wouldn’t be if you just fucking confess already!
Eijirou: MINA HE'S SHIRTLESS I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT HIM WITHOUT DROOLING!!!
Mina: You really need to confess my dude it’s been 5 years now of you crushing.
Eijirou: 5 years 6 months and 11 days but who’s counting
Mina: PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN AND TALK TO HIM OR I WILL SHOVE IT UP YOUR NOSE!
Eijirou: okay well damn fine good luck with work
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“So what do you want to do?”
“Whatever red are you hungry?”
“Actually yeah I am! What did you bring?”
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Mina “alien queen” Ashido
Eijirou: MINA I CAN'T DO THIS WHAT DO I SAY WHY DO I NOT KNOW HOW TO USE WORDS!!!!!
Mina: You're fine, just talk to him like you always do!
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“Hey Red can you put sunscreen on my back I need to reapply and I can’t reach”
“Yup um uh huh yeah cool totally a good idea bro!”
“Just shut up and get over here!”
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Pinky
Bakugou: WHY IS IT THAT EVERYTHING YOU SUGGESTED ISN'T WORKING!
Pinky: hey you were the one who wanted just my help on this so don’t blame me when shit goes wrong because he’s a Himbo who can’t see past your chest!
Bakugou: god you suck!
Pinky: no that will be you or Kiri if you two would just date already!!!
Bakugou: fine!
Bakugou: thanks for leavening the other two out of it
Pinky: of course I don’t want them ruining my plans now hurry up and get your man!
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“Sucks that the rest of the squad couldn’t hang out today it’s also weird didn’t they do this to us last week too”
“It’s fine red plus I don’t want them here”
“Oh come on bro they are our friends I know you want to hang out with them just as much as I do”
“NO I DON’T! I DON’T WANT THEM RUINING MY PLANS FOR ASKING YOU OUT!”
“Wait what?”
“Fuck!”
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*incoming call*
“Hello the queen Mina speaking”
“THANK YOU!”
“KIRI WHAT THE HELL OWWW MY EARS!”
“Thank you thank you thank you!”
“Oh thank fuck finally now put Blasty on the phone”
“What pinky?”
“You owe me 3 home made lunches”
“Yeah I know pinky thanks”
“Wow a “thanks”!!! Damn getting such high praise”
“Fuck off go tell the others so you can go claim your bet money I know y’all placed on us”
“Have fun with your boyfriend Blasty!”