The METALIEST and BRUTUALIST Dethklok Groupchat of ALL TIME

by funklybeetles

Summary:

Toki decides to create a group chat for all of the dethklok members! What could possibly go wrong? Well.. a lot, actually! As the start of this group chat, it finds Murderface in a bad mood, and Charles "has" to get involved

Notes:

This is grade A dog shit, proceed and read with caution. Some parts may not be accurate but I am making this while sick so I mainly wrote this to cheer me up, I hope it makes you as happy as it made me

anywho, uhm! for those who need it, whose who, a list
Charles = [email protected]
Nathan = 🤘Rock_Dat_Bod
Pickles = 69_Pikles_69
Toki = toki!!! >:)
Skwissgaar = GMILF luvr
Murderface = XxPLANETPISSxX

["toki!! >:)" has created a group chat]
["toki!! >:)" has invited "🤘Rock_Dat_Bod", "69_Pikles_69", "GMILF luvr", & "XxPLANETPISSxX"]
[toki!! >:) has changed the groupchat name to "TOTALLY BRUTUAL GROUPCHAT"]

toki!! >:): hey guys!!
["GMILF luvr" has left the groupchat]
69_Pikles_69: hey
69_Pikles_69: oh damn lol
🤘Rock_Dat_Bod: Hi pickles

XxPLANETPISSxX: This is gay toki fuk u
["XxPLANETPISSxX" has left the groupchat]
69_Pikles_69: nathan can u get me some chips pls
toki!! >:): :((
🤘Rock_Dat_Bod: No, get some yourself

69_Pikles_69: dude pls
69_Pikles_69: nvm lol i got sum
["toki!! >:)" has invited "[email protected]"]
["[email protected]" has invited "GMILF luvr" and "XxPLANETPISSxX"]
"XxPLANETPISSxX": Sorry I said the groupchat is gay Toki

["[email protected]" has left the groupchat]
GMILF luvr: Why am i here
toki!! >:): i dont forgive you murderface, ur ugly and stupid!!!!!!!
69_Pikles_69: LMFAOOFIOFO
🤘Rock_Dat_Bod: LOL

XxPLANETPISSxX: WELL IM NOT ACTUALLY SORRY YOU FUCKING HOMO
["[email protected]" has joined the group chat]
GMILF luvr: ????
69_Pikles_69: HOW DID HE GET BACK IN?!
[email protected]: Murderface be nice.

toki!! >:): yea murderface!!! be nice to me! >:D
[email protected]: Toki be nice.
🤘Rock_Dat_Bod: Pickles did you shit yourself
toki!! >:): :(
69_Pikles_69: no lmao??