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dear god, dear slim, dear pickles the drummer by Pearly_Pornography
Fandoms: Metalocalypse (Cartoon)
21 Aug 2018
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William Murderface would never admit he loves something as gay as Snakes 'n Barrels.
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- Part 30 of Pearly's Preklok Fics
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Nathan takes a break from a terrible house party, and finds company in his solitude.
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Wolfie Nate meets a new friend
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The traitor gets more than what he bargained for.
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- Part 1 of MTL Guro Shorts
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“You fuckins left me there!” Toki howls. “You’s all gots motivational speeches and weapons and prophecies and you still lefts me in thats hole to die!”
Rock idols, destined gods, mortal men with hidden demons. The apocalypse rolls in on clouds of ash, and the band has some choices to make.
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BRUTALLY EXSANGUINATED BY A THIRSTING BEHEMOTH by orphan_account
Fandoms: Metalocalypse (Cartoon)
10 Aug 2018
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Pickles makes a weird noise and the cloud lifts somewhat. Nathan glances over at him. Pickles has his arm over his eyes and he's smiling with his teeth bared and breathing harsh out of his nose.
"Jaysus," he says. He cracks an eye open. "Jaysus Nathan you look like a feckin horror."
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There's only two things to do in a power outage by spys_written_garbage
Fandoms: Metalocalypse (Cartoon)
10 Aug 2018
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Pickles and Skwisgaar are too warm, drunk and lazy to get themselves better ass so they fuck eachother.
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- English
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- 1,708
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 8
- Hits:
- 84
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Here’s a riddle: a girl goes into her bedroom a girl and comes back out a boy.
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Seth getting in a drunken car crash sends Pickles out to a strange part of his past.
Meanwhile, Murderface joins the official Hammersmith Trauma Club nearly 20 years late.
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A Whole and Dangerous Heart by little_murmaider for Evakakko
Fandoms: Metalocalypse (Cartoon)
06 Aug 2018
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In the cold and lonely hills of Sweden, a legend takes shape.
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Pickles is doing yoga in Nathan's view.
- Language:
- English
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- 794
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 5
- Hits:
- 54
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Pickles needs to see his favorite reptile.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,335
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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- 141
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Set back in the days of Snakes n' Barrels: Pickles familiarity with the company of groupies have led him to a particular presumption— they just can't seem to get enough of him. So when a supposed fan doesn' fawn over him, he can't help but fixate on it.
- Language:
- English
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- 1,154
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 3
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- 29
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On the Tribunal's analysis, Charles Foster Offdensen is a sinister and secretive cult leader hidden behind the face of Dethklok. On the surface there seems to be no trace left of his former self, having been systematically erased - but something must have come before.
Long-form in two timelines that run parallel, as Offdensen, entrenched in a very dark period of his life and marked by loss, takes on a frivolous and unwinnable copyright case for the emotionally constipated Dethklok, and three years later as Dethklok first starts to realise its real power upon moving into Mordhaus - and with it, its enemies.
Chapter 26: Falsus in Uno, Falsus in Omnibus - False in One Thing, False in Everything (Murderface's Evidence / Magnus' Evidence Part 1)
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The part in between meet-cute and marriage, the ups and downs and silly antics of two metal guitarists as they navigate being in a relationship with each other.
Also featuring Tumblr drabbles unrelated to that continuity because...I can.
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- Part 2 of Do You Feel This Electricity?
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Charles' immune system is, despite everyone else thinking so, not the greatest. Nathan notices. Gay shenanigans ensue.
( !! EMETOPHOBIA WARNING !! (It's not severe, but he's sick, so obviously there's some vom involved. Nothing too gross.) This is set just barely after S3 of Metalocalypse, directly following Doublebookedklok. -
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A collection of short stories that center around Nathan and Charles being perfect.
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- English
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- 6,757
- Chapters:
- 6/?
- Kudos:
- 13
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- 160
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In April of 1994, Pickles arrives unexpectedly at Tony Thunderbottom's front door.
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A bottle of vodka, a skateboard accident, a broken ankle.
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- Part 1 of Band Club Shortfics
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When you drop out of the cab that night just outside the depot, slinging your guitar after you, the driver smiles down at you through the dark and says, Welcome to the jungle, baby. You’re gonna die.
And you are.
// Multi-chapter fic about survival on the streets of Los Angeles as Pickles arrives for the first time in 1987, having fled Wisconsin and hitchhiked across the country to pursue his dream of being a rock star. Themes of self-sabotage, trauma, bodies, trans history, and the sacrifice of the self for record sale. R18+ ONLY, adult themes, sexual content and unflinching examinations of dysphoria and abuse.
Chapter 9 - Riki and Taime's World Famous Cathouse - up now.
<<-- Shoots and Ladders || Garden of Eden -->>
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- Part 2 of Original Album Series