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AU where Dethklok chooses not to save Toki. Instead, Magnus still has his ‘I’m a shitbag’ revelation and decides to take matters into his own hands. With Toki unwilling to return to the ones who left him for dead, the two end up on the run together trying to stay alive while the Assassin hunts them down. Emotional tension is high for the two and Magnus’ controlling and violent tendencies only exacerbate matters further.
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A headcanon fic/script which takes place from Toki's kidnapping, all the way through to Falconback and the final confrontation with the Half Man.
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take a swimming pool full of liquor, then you dive in it by Pearly_Pornography
Fandoms: Metalocalypse (Cartoon)
06 Oct 2018
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The first drinking experiences of the world's greatest metal band.
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- Part 31 of Pearly's Preklok Fics
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All the ANGST! you ever wanted. Some based on the Emotional Themes prompts on Tumblr. Some just really emotionally devastating stuff I pulled out of my own personal stew hole. Enjoy :)
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Nathan has his own private history with Snakes n'Barrels that he doesn't share with anyone...least of all their former frontman.
Based on a work of art by anika_juice on tumblr
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- English
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- 812
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- 1/1
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Sanctified With Dynamite: A "My Immortal" Parody by DeadPhilosophy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Metalocalypse (Cartoon), my immortal (fanfic)
26 Sep 2018
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Sakari Wolfstorm Morningstar Crow Wartooth is a Finnish werewolf attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and the biggest Dethklok fan in the entire school. His current goal? Introducing long-time Nickelback fan Draco Malfoy to the heavy metal scene. Witness nonsensical plotless shit unfold on these pages in the spirit of the literary classic/clusterfuck My Immortal, with a heavy metal twist.
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- English
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- 1,186
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- 3/?
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When you drop out of the cab that night just outside the depot, slinging your guitar after you, the driver smiles down at you through the dark and says, Welcome to the jungle, baby. You’re gonna die.
And you are.
// Multi-chapter fic about survival on the streets of Los Angeles as Pickles arrives for the first time in 1987, having fled Wisconsin and hitchhiked across the country to pursue his dream of being a rock star. Themes of self-sabotage, trauma, bodies, trans history, and the sacrifice of the self for record sale. R18+ ONLY, adult themes, sexual content and examinations of dysphoria and abuse.
Chapter 10 - Terminal Love - up now.
<<-- Shoots and Ladders || Garden of Eden -->>
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- Part 2 of Original Album Series
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Skwisgaar gets a little too drunk and ends up sick. Drunk blow jobs happen. He'll probably regret it in the morning, but oh well.
Set after Doomstar.
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Written for my girlfriend who wanted a drunk Skwistok fic <3 -
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A collection of short stories that center around Nathan and Charles being perfect.
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- Part 1 of Dethklok Drabbles-a-Roonie-Doonie
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- English
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- 9,177
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- 8/?
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- 16
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The Funny Thing About Being Tied Down by le_fuque, ShiroCherry
Fandoms: Metalocalypse (Cartoon)
16 Sep 2018
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Pickles let out a quiet chuckle under his breath. “Sorry, dude.” He picked up a small, thin razor blade, the sharp edge glinting in the orange glow. “Those restraints are pretty tight. I’d be surprised if you could break outta dem.” He sauntered over to the larger man, like a predator closing the distance on his prey. “But we need to get ya through this writer’s block,” he said, leaning in close to the much larger man until they met at eye level. “And I’m gonna help you do it.”
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With a heavy sigh, he slid his hand to the edge of the bed.
Toki took it.
For now, that was enough.
It wasn't enough.
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- Part 3 of Yard Wolves
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With everyone on edge in the wake of the Liquid Master's destruction, a discussion about seminal HBO programming from the late 90s and early 2000s threatens to tear the band asunder.
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A collection of short stories that center around Pickles and Toki doin' stuff.
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- Part 4 of Dethklok Drabbles-a-Roonie-Doonie
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- English
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- 732
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- 1/?
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- 2
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A curious collection of tales about monsters, magic, and madness.
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On Mikey’s second day working at Spinner’s Records, Dave looked out the window, through the record sleeves dangling on their fish wire in a makeshift display, and muttered, “Uh oh, here he comes.”
Dave had settled back on the stool behind the counter, checking his watch. “He’s right on time too – eugh. This goth kid, he comes by after school on Thursdays, I’m pretty sure, never buys shit but always gets his sticky fingers on everything – he’s a real...” Dave snorted, finally looking up at Mikey and gesturing with a clawed hand in the air, as if he was strangling the poor kid. “You know those goths who just can’t switch it off? I mean, he’s just... so... he’s got a vibe, dude.”
Mikey raised his eyebrows at Dave but gave a little nod of understanding. Dave had grabbed a music magazine off the counter, glancing anxiously at the store’s door. “He’s gonna grow up to be a real f--k, I can just feel it. Shit.”
Short fic for the Dethzine.
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A collection of short stories that center around Nathan and Pickles maybe kinda sorta probably having a thing.
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- Part 3 of Dethklok Drabbles-a-Roonie-Doonie
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- English
- Words:
- 1,020
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 3
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A brutal parody of The Wizard of Oz Metalocalypse style.
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- English
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- 2,945
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- 2/?
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- 87
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Heavily inspired by The Ritual
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Man and Gods cannot live peacefully along side one another unless there is a sacrifice willing to be made. Gods will protect man as long as they give in return. That is the truth of these woods.
If the price for peace with a god is so high, then how high is the price for the love of one? -
The Most Haunted Bodies of the Modern Age by walkwithursus
Fandoms: Metalocalypse (Cartoon)
03 Sep 2018
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The Water God demands a sacrifice.
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- English
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- 322
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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A collection of short stories that center around Skwisgaar and Toki being Scandigayvians.
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- Part 2 of Dethklok Drabbles-a-Roonie-Doonie
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,900
- Chapters:
- 2/?
- Kudos:
- 7
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- 89