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    A collection of stories inspired by some decidedly unmetal songs.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,563
    Chapters:
    45/?
    Comments:
    111
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1481
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    There's a new rap group in town by the name of JUNSHI, and one of the artists' looks like a certain guitarist. With all the speculation going around, Skwisgaar is bombarded with questions about his relationship to her, causing bombs to detonate on both sides of the plane. Maybe Skwisgaar will remember what happened that fateful night and accept it; or he'll just deny it and act like nothing ever happened.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,108
    Chapters:
    4/15
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    55
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    To drum up interest for their lagging businesses, the owners of Morbud Curiosity Florist and Please Ink Responsibly Tattoo Parlor hatch a cross-promotion deal. Abigail's floral assistant creates stunning custom bouquets, which then Pickles's apprentice transforms into gorgeous tattoos. It’s a hit! There’s just one problem.

    Their employees can’t stand each other.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,861
    Chapters:
    7/20
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    334
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    His gaze slipped back to yours, chilling you to the bone with how cold and devoid of emotion they were.

    But that was alright. You would warm him back up soon enough, just as you had done countless times before.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,824
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    28
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    A collection of Skwistok drabbles based around the 30 kisses list (omicron). Brace yourselves for extreme levels of fluffy drabble! (You have been warned...)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,478
    Chapters:
    4/6
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    530
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    The part in between meet-cute and marriage, the ups and downs and silly antics of two metal guitarists as they navigate being in a relationship with each other.

     

    Also featuring sweet Skwistok stories unrelated to that continuity because...I can.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,581
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1084
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    “Let’s stay in bed all day today.”

    Pickles passed the joint back and gave you that crooked smile that you loved so much, his eyes lighting up a bit at the prospect of shirking all responsibilities for a lazy day together.

    “Yeh? Sounds good ta me, dood.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,562
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    26
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    When you drop out of the cab that night just outside the depot, slinging your guitar after you, the driver smiles down at you through the dark and says, Welcome to the jungle, baby. You’re gonna die.

     

    And you are.

    // Multi-chapter fic about survival on the streets of Los Angeles as Pickles arrives for the first time in 1987, having fled Wisconsin and hitchhiked across the country to pursue his dream of being a rock star. Themes of self-sabotage, trauma, bodies, trans history, and the sacrifice of the self for record sale. R18+ ONLY, adult themes, sexual content and examinations of dysphoria and abuse.

    Chapter 11 - Right Next Door To Hell - up now.

    <<-- Shoots and Ladders || Garden of Eden -->>

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,970
    Chapters:
    11/15
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    311
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    Skwisgaar comes to terms with some extremely un-metal, disgustingly mushy feelings he has for the new kid.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,871
    Chapters:
    1/5
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    34
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    Charles has enough on his plate, dealing with Dethklok's usual business. But when a serial killer targets his last surviving sibling, he finds that he can't focus on work. There are skeletons in his closet, and the serial killer seems intent to drag them out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,241
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    30
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    Their first Friender Bender...and their first time.

    You know what they say, you create the content you want to see...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,444
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    89
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    Dethklok in a Hydra base, because why not. Because sometimes it's fun to write them as the complete idiots they can sometimes be.
    Anyway, Ofdensen has a meeting with Pierce, and the band insists on tagging along. They get a tour of the base.

    Other than Pierce, the Hydra employees are just random people and not based on actual characters, just the Hydra version of gears.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,429
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    21
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    Charles grew up listening to his grandfather's stories about the long lost city of Atlantis. His grandfather was considered crazy, overly obsessed on a city that had no proof.

    Charles is determined to get that proof.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,620
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    47
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    All the ANGST! you ever wanted. Some based on the Emotional Themes prompts on Tumblr. Some just really emotionally devastating stuff I pulled out of my own personal stew hole. Enjoy :)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,111
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    691
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    A collection of short stories that center around Nathan and Charles being perfect.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,211
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    403
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    Prophecies are always open to interpretation, and often have more than one meaning. Or: The events of seasons three and four from Charles’ perspective.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,360
    Chapters:
    6/11
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    214
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    Originally written/posted on ff.net in 2013.

    Charles can't sleep. Nathan comforts him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    541
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    52
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    Post-Doomstar, the band contemplates their life with Toki back.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,613
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    150
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    Originally written/posted on ff.net in 2013.

    Skwisgaar and Charles doing a scene.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    518
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    58
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    Originally written/posted on ff.net in 2013.

    Takes place immediately following the events of the episode Snakes 'N Barrels II.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    952
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    58

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