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    Dahlia Birkett (Dolly Macabre) is no stranger to the world of music or to Pickles. They grew up together in Tomahawk and saw each other through some real difficult shit. After they both leave Wisconsin and start their lives in LA the unexpected happens and Dolly needs to go back home. They don't hear from each other for years. The drummer of the now world famous Dethklok is in for quite a shock when Dolly shows up at Mordhaus. She ends up being just what the band (and poor overworked Charles) needs in a pinch.
    AU where Charles is still manager post Doomstar Requiem cause it would kill me not to write him lol.

    DISCLAIMER: I do not own Metalocalypse or it's characters. I do not own any lyrics used in this story either.

    I've loved Metalocalypse since I was 13 years old. I am now 28 and finally writing a fan fic for all the ideas I've had over the years. Go easy on me though. I'm no professional author or anything. I like to think that since I'm from Wisconsin I will nail Pickles' and Dahlia's accents (and Dahlia's isn't nearly as heavy as Pickles') but I'm going to have quite the challenge with the rest of them besides Nathan. I hope you guys enjoy this as much as I enjoy getting it down on paper

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    Ghosts of Toki’s past have always haunted him. This may be the worst yet. Charles gets a call from some authorities in Norway and Toki must reckon with impulsive teenage choices. The ways he handles his guilt threaten to tear the band apart. Along the way, we learn the story of how Toki arrived in America. His journey’s grim origins are beyond even Dethklok’s capacity to comprehend.

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    A new deathmetal band called The Excommunicated has climbed the ranks, following closely behind the ever-loved Dethklok and gaining traction with each step. Rather than eliminate the rivalry, (as their 'robotic' manager Charles Ofdensen would probably normally do), he invites them to the ultimate deathmetal collab between the two bands.

    However, once the other band actually steps foot into Mordhaus, all plans for the album quickly crumble, as drama arises, love quarrels erupt, competition stirs, bodies of loved ones drop one by one, and everyone always seems to know more of one thing or another, than they actually let on. As well as finding themselves in strange dream-states, noticing rapid weather changes, combating against old enemies with a vengeance, and having a sense of old familiarity between the members of the two bands, whom they hadn't met before then... supposedly; not to mention a traitor living among them. Not everything is as it seems, but they need to figure it all out fast because the pressure of impending doom is hanging over everyone's heads.

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    Toki decides to compete to be the World’s Fittest Man after he accidentally breaks the previous world record for the heaviest bench press. Toki temporarily
    abandons his guitar duties, Skwisgaar gets revenge, Murderface pursues his own sports dream, and the rest of Dethklok is left picking up the pieces.

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    “Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children.”

    — William Makepeace Thackeray

    A series of vignettes from Serveta’s perspective, reminiscence on the father of her only child.

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    Eric is ready for a proposal. Edgar encourages his little brother’s happiness. Nothing hurts yet.

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    Sometimes, in moments like this, Edgar ruminated on Eric’s last thoughts.

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    My smutty MTL headcanons.

    Includes all important characters. If you’d like me to add any others, please comment!

    For AFAB readers. For an AMAB version, please comment.

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    After a gig, a drunk pickles takes murderface under his wing at a party on a search of alcohol. All while a concern Nathan tries to find them to make sure the teen doesn't get in trouble.

    Murderface gets tipsy, meets a girl, and gets kissed.

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    "And in between the stops at the Cracker Barrel, and forty movies with Will Ferrell, I need some way to occupy my time. So I'm writing you a road song. I sure hope you don't mind."

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    Things get a little kinky on Toki and Nathan's dinner date. Can Toki handle being teased in public?

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    Magnus sends Charles a gift basket for his birthday with no ulterior motive.

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    Dethklok is doing their first tour since Toki's return. Despite insisting otherwise, none of them have healed from the events of Doomstar, least of all the chordophonists: William and Skwisgaar are more tense than ever, Toki longs for his independence, and to top it all off, a raging meth addiction jeopardizes the signature Dethklok sound. The boys are their own biggest obstacles—Can they overcome themselves?

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    7 students of Beacon Academy were training to become Huntsmen and Huntresses, but to get there, they needed to overcome many obstacles. Their first year was almost over and they would soon become second years, which only created more adventures for them to experience. But a new addition to one team could've made things difficult for them. Follow their journey into their second year of Beacon where these 8 students would learn about the importance of friendship, endurance and tenacity as their warrior journey continued...

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    Since Pickles wouldn’t say anything, Nathan decides to take matters into his own hands and confront his douchebag brother for him. It’s a lot more awkward than he was expecting

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    A series of explicit one shots from tumblr. Pairings will be included in the titles, and relating tags in the chapter summaries.

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    There's literally too many characters to tag, so I refrained. I got a new computer, my old one died a horrible death, so yeah... All new drabbles. Fresh from my brain. That's what's being added

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    Nathan gets help from Charles in the recording studio.

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    Pickles downed his drink with a great sigh, saying, "Been way too long."

    "Since you've had whiskey?" St. Cecilia asked, laughing when he shot her a deadpan look. The sound was like fire, warm and bright and blazing through him. He'd have blisters when they parted, he was sure of it. They'd hurt like hell.

    "Since we seen each other," he said, feeling raw and vulnerable. Fucking gay, he scolded himself. He was the most famous drummer in the world, he had a different girl in his bed every night, why did this one make him so nervous? It was fucking ridiculous.

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    31/?
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    Crack Fanfic Generated by OpenAI

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