Effective Methods Of Torture

There comes a point in time where every method you try to gain control, to reach your goals, to stay safe, fails. A time where you are given power and mocked for it and then you are alone because your spouses went off and started a country without you, so you decide to start your own country. And soon you have even more power than before and access to a powerless monster. There are better options, there are good options, for good people to take that don’t include violence or brutal torture. But this guide is not meant for them! This guide is for powerful people. This guide is a comprehensive look into making the monsters in your life who're destroying the world regret everything, at no cost to yourself!

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Effective Methods of Torture

There comes a point in time where every method you try to gain control, to reach your goals, to stay safe, fails. A time where you are given power and mocked for it and then you are alone because your spouses went off and started a country without you [1]You aren’t upset about it. You aren’t. You don’t feel forgotten and thrown away, you don’t. so you decide to start your own country. And soon you have even more power than before and access to a powerless monster. There are better options, there are good options, for good people to take that don’t include violence or brutal torture. But this guide is not meant for them! This guide is for powerful people. This guide is a comprehensive look into making the monsters in your life who're destroying the world regret everything, at no cost to yourself!

1. Understand That The Monster is Helpless

In order for any of this to work, you must first realize there is nothing It can do to hurt you anymore. That there is nothing It could do to stop you. Realize this and then let it fester. Once the realization comes to you, you will have somewhere to put all the rage you hold inside of your bones. This may be alarming at first. But do not worry the alarm will fade and soon you can begin planning in peace. [2]It takes you 3 weeks to come up with one. Not because you can’t think of one, but because it makes you shudder to think about, makes your skin crawl. The 3 weeks is necessary, in order for you to remind yourself of just why the monster deserves the pain, that the monster isn’t even a person so why should it matter what happens to It.

Realize all your problems are because of It.
Go to the prison It is held in and wait outside, watch. See how no one visits It. See how no one cares.
Realize anything could happen to It and no one would care.
Realize that if anything did happen to It the server would thank you.
Realize that you might be able to get the book. Might be able to grow powerful enough to get your spouses to want you back again.
Lay in bed at night and imagine every horrid awful thing the monster has done and every single way you could punish It. Every ironic twist of the knife. Every justified consequence.
Visit the prison.
This is the most important part, visit the prison, walk in, and see how little the Warden cares for the monster. See the apathy that the Warden holds. See the disgust for the monster.
Smile. Your plan is working.
Ask to visit the prisoner. [3]You have had almost a month to prepare yourself for what you are about to do. It no longer disgusts you. The Warden has had even longer to settle into his apathy, you know that he will have come to the same conclusions as you have.
Keep your weapons. This is important. Find a way to keep your weapons.
Persuade the Warden that you are right. Get him on your side and nothing will be able to stop you.
Step onto the bridge and let your rage boil up inside of you like the lava wall that is lowering for your passage.
Meet the monster's hidden gaze and smile.
It doesn't know yet that It will be begging soon. It doesn't know yet that you are a thing out of Its nightmares. But It will.
Begin your work. [4]This is the all or nothing. This is the moment of truth. If you can not do this simple thing then you will not be able to carry out your plan.
Enter. Beat It for a while until your chest no longer aches and ask for the book. Beat It again when It refuses. Leave.
Come back the next day and do it again.
Continue for a week. Then begin Phase two.

2. Do What You Do Best. Talk.

Use your best weapon to your advantage. Use your words to twist the world around you. Beat the monster down before you ever even touch It. This is a vital part of the process. Without this nothing will go how it must. You have been speaking at people for as long as you can remember. Now it is time to put it to the test. You must leave It malleable, leave it broken. This will take time, that is okay. True perfection takes time. It has been in Isolation so long. [5]There is a spark of hope in Its hidden eyes and battered body for the first few seconds every time the lava begins to fall, until It realizes that it is just you. You are enjoying watching it fade a little more every time Its hopes are crushed. Convince It that the world is nothing but what you say it is. This will be crucial in aiding your plan.

Push Its head underwater and hold It there until It stops struggling, then pull It up so It can breathe.
Tell It that It is hated. Tell It the world has moved on without It.
Push It under again. Wait until It stops struggling. Pull It up.
Tell It that It is insane, unstable. Tell It that everything is a dream, Tell It that nothing is real, Tell It that everyone is dead.
Rinse and repeat.
Tell It that everyone is alive and happy without It, Tell It that no one remembers It.
Tell It that you have no idea who George is. Tell It you have no idea who Sapnap is. Tell It that they never existed.
Tell it that over and over and over. Tell It that as you let It breathe air It does not deserve. Tell It that too. Tell It how kind you are to be letting It breathe.
Make It agree with you.
Make It thank you.
Now it's time for the best part of this, and also the hardest.
Be kind to It.[6]You will want to break character, it is important that you do not. It needs to be stripped down to the very basics of Itself, and that requires this sickening display. Smile gently at It, pet Its hair as It shivers and shakes and draws in gasping choking breaths and bares Its teeth at you. It has been in isolation so long that none of that matters because It leans into your touch anyways.
Shush It, hold It in your arms.
Now take Its hand and break a single bone.
Tell It that That is what It deserves, not the soft kindness. Tell It that you are doing this for It. Tell It that you can give It what It does not deserve if It gives you the book.
Break another bone and slam It against the obsidian when It tells you no.
Do not visit It for another week. Tell the Warden to do the same.
Make sure the Warden doesn't even go in to feed It. Tell the Warden that not feeding It is even better.
Smile, you are winning. Even if it doesn't seem like it yet.[7]Sapnap and Karl still haven’t bothered even messaging you. It is infuriating.

3. Rip The Monster Apart.

Learn how to tear the monster into pieces. Don’t bother putting It back together unless it's to have a new canvas to work on, It will never be allowed to die for Real. Be sure to always change, always have a new gruesome way to get your answers. It terrifies the monster when It can not predict you. Once you figure that out that the rest is easy.

The next method will take more time but you Must find the best way to hurt it. The ways that It hates the most, fears the most, dreads the most. Once you do then the rest will just be random and unpredictable repetition until the end result is met. [8]It is the shears and the Water for the Monster, and you take joy in bringing those back frequently in between the ever changing rotation of violence. It will be long, gruesome, bloody work, but with the rage in your chest and the power it gives you, that will never be a problem. Ensure that it knows that there is no escape from the pain, bar the one you have told it. And then get to work.

Now, the first few steps have already been done for you.[9]And the best part is that you didn’t even have to ask. The Warden had already done it for you before you even first visited.
The monster is isolated and slowly starving, emaciated and weak from it.
These facts will be useful to you. But not now. The next step is simple.
Never be predictable, always keep It guessing, this will play a vital role in breaking It down.
Learn which bone hurts the worst to break. Proceed to break it so many times you lose count, break all the other ones just because.
Start with the feet and work your way up, every bone in the feet first, then the separate bones in the legs, then some ribs when It angers you and needs a lesson, then get back on track and start on the arms, until finally you reach the hands.
Break every finger individually and be kind while you do it.
This will be sure to mess with the monster’s head even more than It messed with Tommy’s, than It messed with Wilbur’s and any sad pathetic people willing to believe Its lies.
Force a healing and regen down i Its throat without bracing the bones.
Pretend to be sad when you have to rebreak them all again to heal them correctly.
Do it, and then still don’t brace the bones.
Look into Its eyes and see as It realizes you never plan to.
Start with the shears then, and the axe and pickaxe and swords.
Press blades against skin and muscle and bone and then force regen after healing after regen down Its throat until it chokes on them.
After you have hacked It with weapons so much It finally doesn’t look human anymore, after it has refused to give up the book every time, and after you have healed It again, drag it back to the Water.
Laugh as It struggles.
Ask, gently, kindly, for the Book again.
Hold It under when It says No, Don’t stop until 20 seconds after It stops moving.
Wake It with a pickaxe to the Femur, and another session with the shears.
Watch Hope fade even more from Pandora’s Box.[10]Funny, how applicable the thought is when you have just used a pickaxe, a reminder of your scarred face and the man who preaches on about myths and doesn’t realize that to become one, one must first be forgotten. Ironic even. That it is a reminder of Its only ally that makes the monster lose hope.
Watch the bloody disgusting flaps and muscle and bone disappear after enough regens and healing to kill a world of undead.
Hold It in your ams sweetly, and remind It that this is all Its fault.
Leave as it lies shivering in the lava lit room.
Rinse, Repeat, Get ready for a new day with new tricks up your sleeve.
Never stay the same, always change it up, bring back your favourites every once in a while. To Remind It that It is under your control.

4. Justify It All To Yourself, Accept That You Are Not A Good Person. (But At Least The Monster is Worse)

Understand that this is for the best. Go home to your lonely desert and miss your spouses. Know that the monster must be punished for all the ways It has hurt the server. Know that no one else bar maybe Sam is willing to do it. Know that only you have the guts to even go as far as you must. Know that It is the cause of so many nightmares and so much trauma. Know you are in the Right. Ruminate on the Plan. Wonder why it isn’t working. Realize that the Monster must be doing it out of spite now, just to piss you off.

This will make you angry again.
Good. You will need that anger for the next visit, for the next gruesome idea.
Know that neither of your spouses would ever understand how necessary this is. Know that you are stooping to the monster's level.
Know that at the very least there is nothing that you can do to make you worse than the monster in the eyes of the server.
After all. Its the one in prison for life. Not you.

Community Q&A

What the Fuck??????? asked by Sapnap

Quackity, Author, Expert Answer

Don't worry about it :) It's purely a Hypothetical :) Just a Dream I had. How's your kingdom you started without me?

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Thanks to sif for the help with the work skin! It was a bit of a pain in the butt and yet so fun XD
I've kinda fallen down the DSMP rabbit hole lmao but if you wanna check out my tumblr go ahead!

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