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Stede’s lips moved against Ed’s, alternating between soft brushes and strong pushes of his tongue. This was the second time they’d tried this and they knew they needed to keep the fire burning as long as possible.
“This is fucking torture,” Ed breathed against Stede’s lips, breathing unsteady.
“I know darling,” Stede replied, sounding just as ragged. “It’ll be worth it though, I promise. We only have to do it this once. The rings are helping, I think?”
Ed huffed. “Yeah it’s helping but it doesn’t change the fact you don’t have your cock in me or my cock in your hand.”
“Soon, darling. I promise. Think about all the things you want me do to you once we’re free.”
Ed met Stede’s eyes and saw the glint of molten desire that always set him off. Suddenly the next few minutes didn’t seem like the marathon it had a few moments ago.
“Ten minutes is bullshit,” he huffed out as he imagined all the ways he wanted Stede to ravish him. Cock buried into him to the root, cock hitting the back of his throat, handcuffed to the bed. That was enough to keep him going. He wondered what Stede was picturing as they kissed hard, tongues meeting hungrily. That thought helped the situation immensely. Was he thinking about the same scenarios as Ed, just from the other perspective? Was he thinking about Ed in ropes? Blindfolded? Ed couldn’t help but shiver as he tried to picture it. He shouldn’t be able to be this hard after ten minutes of no stimulation, but he managed it. As did Stede, it seemed.
Finally, blessedly, the timer went off.
“Thank fuck,” Ed breathed, carefully pulling the tube away from his cock.
“Agreed,” Stede joined, doing the same.
“I hope it worked this time, I’m not trying again,” Ed grumbled, his cock thankfully free of the mould. He let out a hiss of relief as he slid the ring away from the base of his cock and let the blood flow as it wanted again.
“I think it has, for me at least,” Stede breathed. “Just need to mix the silicone now!”
Making a cast of your cock was a deeply unsexy experience, Ed thought as he mixed the food grade silicone. He and Stede had both gone for fairly realistic skin tones, but Ed thought maybe he could’ve gone for something like bright neon purple. That would have been funny. Finally they both poured their mixture into their respective moulds and let out a final sigh of relief.
“Now we let them cure overnight,” Stede said, looking at his and then up to Ed, smiling.
“I am so glad that’s over,” Ed replied, grinning.
“Me too. I’m glad it went better than the first attempt too,” Stede laughed.
The first attempt, Ed remembered, had gone very badly indeed. Neither of them had been able to stay hard enough and the moulds had completely failed. They’d kept the silicone sachets at least, they both needed a bit extra to fill the moulds this time so it had worked out perfectly in the end, even if it had been embarrassing at the time. They were both middle aged men, they didn’t have the stamina to stay hard unbidden for longer than a few minutes at a time. But that was okay, it had worked this time and their creations would be ready in the morning. Perfect.
“Do you wanna, ya know?” Ed turned to look at Stede, wiggling his eyebrows.
Stede replied with a tired smirk, “Truthfully I don’t think my dick would cooperate after all of that.”
Ed let out a small laugh, “Honestly, same.”
The two men showered and then climbed into bed, exhausted.
Ed was practically vibrating with excitement when he saw the video call come through from Stede. Finally it was happening . He answered as nonchalantly as he could, lying back against the headboard of the bed with an arm behind his head.
“Hey love, how was the flight?” he asked, keeping his voice cool and level.
Stede’s face twisted into a mirthful smile for a second before settling again, “Fine darling, as always. How’s your day been?”
“Oh same old, same old. What was that giggle about?” Ed replied, cocking an eyebrow.
“You really can read me like an open book, can’t you?” Stede smiled. “Well, there was a tiny incident at the security check, but it was fine.”
Ed’s heart dropped a little, “Oh?”
“It’s fine, genuinely. I promise! They just… they found you.”
Ed’s brows knotted together, “Me?” He could see the telltale deep red flush spreading across Stede’s face and travelling down his perfect pale neck, and it suddenly hit him. “Oh, Stede! In your hand luggage?!”
Stede’s expression turned to that defiant little look and Ed could almost imagine him stamping a foot, “Well, yes. I didn’t want to lose it, and it was in its own little travel bag in my backpack so no one would even know it was there if all my stuff fell out.”
Ed couldn’t hold back his laughter, “I love you so much, you absolute lunatic.”
“They must’ve seen the outline on the scanner and decided to try and humiliate me,” Stede continued, a mischievous smile playing over his lips.
“Try?” Ed prompted.
“Yes, they took it out of its bag and held it out so everyone could see and questioned me about it rather loudly. Especially about the, um, piercing.”
Ed could feel protective anger bubbling up in him, “Utter bastards.”
“It’s okay though, I didn’t react as they expected.”
Ed fucking loved it when people challenged Stede, it rarely went as they wanted. “Tell me more.”
“I rather loudly replied ‘Excuse me, take your hands off my husband’s cock’,” Stede replied, a giggle falling from his mouth.
Ed laughed so hard he curled forward, “You total madman.”
Stede shook on the screen as his camera was jostled by his own laughter, “They looked very shocked, just put it back and let me go with no further questions.”
“Smart folks, bad idea to cross you when you’re all riled up,” Ed answered.
Ed watched as Stede’s brows raised and he got that familiar look on his face, “Oh I don’t know, depends what type of riled up and who it is.”
“Yeah?” Ed replied, voice low as heat started to curl in his belly.
“I’m sure you don’t mind when I’m riled up, do you Ed?” Stede looked at him pointedly.
“No,” Ed breathed in response.
“Good,” Stede replied, that hint of satisfaction in his voice that shot straight to Ed’s dick. “Because I’m rather riled right now, it so happens.”
“Fuuuuuck,” Ed couldn’t help but let slip. Video sex while Stede was away on business trips was always great, but the anticipation of knowing what they were going to be trying this time lit his blood on fire.
“Are you ready?” Stede asked, voice husky and eyes blown dark even through the phone screen.
Ed gulped and nodded, words escaping him.
“Good,” Stede said, settling down on his hotel bed. “Show me.”
Ed gulped and leaned forward, setting the phone into the stand he had set up at the bottom of the bed, all of him fully on display.
“So beautiful,” Stede whispered, with that glazed look in his eye that told Ed he hadn’t even realised he’d spoken.
Ed stretched languidly, showing himself off, before making eye contact with the camera lens. “Your turn.”
Ed’s view of Stede wobbled a bit as he copied the movement and put his phone into his own stand, a compact little thing Ed had seen one day and bought knowing it would easily fit into his luggage. Soon the picture stilled and Stede was in full view, lying back against the bed, fully clothed in stark contrast to Ed’s naked form.
Ed cocked a brow, “Thought it was gonna be a ‘both of us’ type situation tonight.”
“Oh it is,” Stede replied. “I just know you enjoy watching me take my clothes off.”
Ed’s breath hitched, Stede always knew exactly how to wind him up tight. “Yeah,” he whispered.
Stede smirked and leant forward, slowly drawing the end of his tie through the knot and sliding it from his shirt collar. Ed’s breath hitched. Then Stede was shrugging out of his jacket and undoing his shirt buttons slowly, one by one. Ed was enraptured, unable to take his eyes off the screen as Stede reached the bottom of the buttons and slowly, every so slowly, pulled the fabric of his shirt down off of his shoulders and arms.
“Wish I was the one takin’ those clothes off,” he mumbled, transfixed.
“So do I,” Stede answered as his hands moved to his belt, slowly unbuckling it and sliding the leather out of the belt loops.
Ed bit his lip as Stede slowly unbuttoned his fly before pulling his trousers off slowly. Ed could see the tent in Stede’s boxer briefs as his breathing began to speed up. Ed watched as Stede ever so slowly tucked his thumbs into the waistband and lowered them millimetre by millimetre. Ed felt like he was going to lose his mind, he wanted to reach through the screen and rip them off Stede, then tackle him to the bed. But he couldn’t, and Stede knew it. Stede paused just as he was about to reveal his cock and Ed couldn’t stop the needy whine from escaping his lips.
“ Stede! ” he whimpered.
“What’s that?” Stede feigned, before an impish grin set on his face and he whisked his underwear off all the way.
Ed felt his mouth flood with saliva at the sight of Stede fully naked. No matter how many times he’d seen it it always felt like the first, the thrill of it racing up his spine and making him shiver.
“You’re so fuckin’ hot, Stede,” he said, low and husky, almost a growl.
“And you’re absolutely beautiful,” Stede replied as he shuffled back on the bed so Ed had a good view of the whole of him. “Are you ready?”
“Never been more ready for anything in my life,” Ed huffed out as he repositioned himself on the bed so he was stretched out for Stede’s viewing pleasure.
Ed and Stede had done this bit before, opening themselves up as the other watched, both of them moaning and stroking themselves to completion. But this time, there was something new. This time they were just preparing rather than it being the main event.
“I’m ready,” Ed gasped, withdrawing his fingers. “Are you?”
“Yeah,” Stede’s reply came, his voice ragged and unsteady.
Ed grinned and reached up to grab the silicone version of Stede’s cock, slicking some lube onto it to ease the way as he watched Stede do the same. It thrilled him to know they were both doing this on either side of the world. Stede would be going to sleep once this was over, but Ed would spend the entire day awake and remembering exactly what this felt like.
“You go first,” Ed heard Stede say. “I want to watch.”
Ed cocked an eyebrow as his dick twitched, oh hell yes he thought.
He lined up the dildo, christ , the dildo that matched Stede perfectly, and began to push it in. His head dropped back against the headboard as his eyes screwed shut and he let out an involuntary groan. He felt it slide in, and in, and in, just like the real thing. Then it was fully seated, flared base flush against his ass. He opened his eyes and looked up at the phone screen, Stede close to the camera, eyes blown and panting hard.
“Your turn,” Ed said, grinning slyly. He was looking forward to this.
He watched, breathing hard as Stede lay back down across the bed and his version of Ed’s cock came into view. The madman had even replicated Ed’s piercing, putting a hole into the silicone and threading the same jewellery as Ed used through it. It was way hotter than it had any right to be. Ed bit his lip almost to the point of drawing blood as Stede lined it up and pushed in. The little hitch of Stede’s breath that always happened as the piercing pressed against his rim before sliding inside, the way Stede let out little moans and whimpers until he was filled up. God, Ed didn’t think he was going to last long.
“Oh fuck , Ed,” Stede moaned, “You feel so good.”
That was enough to make Ed start moving, sliding ‘Stede’s’ cock out slowly, then back in, at a luxuriously slow pace. He watched as Stede began the same, both of them panting as they watched their phone screens, watching the other fucking themself. The sound of Stede’s pants and moans and little whimpers of Ed’s name had him speeding up the pace, angling the dildo slightly until it was rubbing over that spot that made his breath ragged and stuttery.
“Oh Ed, you fuck me so well,” Stede moaned and Ed almost came right there and then.
“Fuck Stede,” he gasped out, grasping his own cock and moving his wrist in time to his thrusts.
It was trickier than Ed thought it would be but he quickly got the hang of it, his breath coming short and shallow as he felt the heat pooling in his gut, the coil in his belly tightening and tightening.
“Oh my- Stede ,” he moaned as he felt his come splash across his fist and his belly, hands pumping until the last of the aftershocks wracked through him and he stilled, muscles turning to jelly.
After a moment the sound of a long breath from the phone brought him back to his senses and he saw Stede, still, watching him with wide, dark eyes.
“Jesus Ed, that was- that was stunning,” Stede breathed.
Ed let out a tiny whine as he pulled the dildo out, then sat forward to get closer to the screen. “You next,” he said, desire still thrumming through him.
“Yes,” Stede whispered, and Ed watched as he began to move both hands again.
It didn’t take long for Stede to follow over the edge, his head thrown back as he moaned Ed’s name and came all over his chest. It was one of the hottest things Ed had ever seen in his entire life.
As always they left their phones running as they cleaned themselves up and pulled underwear on, before settling back into their respective beds to talk until whichever one of them was closer to sleep began to drift off. This time, it was Stede’s turn to gradually get slower and slower with his speech, drifting into mumbling and responses mostly made of mmhmm, before he closed his eyes and his breathing turned deep and even. Ed pressed a kiss to the camera screen and whispered “good night love” before ending the call and stretching out. He’d feel the result of the morning's activities for a few hours and he basked in it. It’d still be too long (a week) before Stede got home but if that was on the cards now? Game changer. He’d have to be even more patient about calling Stede any time of the day, or accidentally any time of the night. He was much better at keeping time differences in mind nowadays after the first few accidental 3am-for-Stede booty calls. He pondered the Stede dildo - Stildo? He’d workshop it - and decided that he definitely needed one in purple. Needed one in every colour of the rainbow, just so he could pick one based on his mood. He grinned as he stood up and pulled on a pair of black jeans, Stede had unwittingly unleashed a whole new side of horny Ed and he had no idea.
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A week later Ed picked Stede up from the airport, both men pulling each other into a bone crushing hug at arrivals. By the time they got home Ed was thrumming with pent up energy. Stede had put his hand on Ed’s knee while he was driving, and ever so slowly moved it higher and higher up his thigh until he was almost brushing his dick through his jeans. They barely made it through the front door before Ed was pushing Stede up against the wall and crashing their mouths together hungrily. They made their way up to the bedroom, stumbling against the stairs on the way up and tripping over their clothes as they stripped down. Ed lay on the bed as Stede kissed him deeply, tongues sliding over each other as Stede worked him open with his usual care and attention.
“Come on, Stede,” Ed groaned. “I’m ready, I want you in me.”
“I have a better idea,” Stede answered, and Ed felt a jolt run through him. A better idea that Stede fucking him?
He whined as Stede removed his fingers and moved off of him. “I’ll be back in a mo,” Stede said as he slipped out of the room.
A million scenarios ran through Ed’s head in the minute that Stede was gone, wondering just what he was planning. Stede was the world champion of Doing Weird Shit and Ed was intrigued and also horny as hell waiting and prepared. He’d been rather hoping he’d have Stede’s real life cock in him right now instead of the silicone imitation he’d had to make do with all week. Ed let out a sigh of relief as Stede appeared back in the room before spotting what Stede was holding. Oh my god.
Stede had a glint in his eye as he crossed the floor and sat down on the edge of the bed beside Ed, raking his eyes over Ed’s body. “I’ve been thinking about this all week,” Stede said and Ed’s breath hitched. “I want to fuck you with your own cock.”
Ed’s eyes went wide and his body flushed with arousal. Oh fuck . “ Y-yes ,” Ed managed to breathe out.
“Excellent,” Stede replied, leaning over to drizzle lube over the silicone cock in his hand.
Stede leant forward as he positioned the head of the cock against Ed, lying against Ed’s side and kissing across his shoulder and chest. “I want you to feel what I feel,” he said as he started to push forward.
Ed felt his breath get shallow and slow as the pressure built up before the head slipped in. He shivered as he felt the cool metal of the piercing press against his rim, and then it was in. Stede continued to push forward until it was fully buried in Ed.
“You feel so good,” Stede breathed, licking over Ed’s nipple. “I wanted to share that with you.”
Ed whined and Stede got the message, beginning to move the dildo. Ed gasped as he felt the metal ring drag along that sensitive spot inside him.
“Fuck Stede,” he growled out. “You’re a fucking lunatic.”
“And you love it,” Stede replied, Ed hearing the satisfied grin in his voice.
“Y-yeah,” Ed answered. “Yeah, I do- ooo . Stede, I’m not gonna la- ah -st.”
“Good,” Stede nipped at his neck. “Touch yourself, love.”
Ed didn’t need to be told twice, hand flying as the drag of the dildo inside him hit that sweet spot again and again. He was vaguely aware of Stede taking care of himself but he was floating so high he couldn’t spare the awareness. His orgasm ripped through him as he shouted Stede’s name before relaxing into the mattress like he had no bones.
“Oh my darling, Ed,” Stede whispered, kissing Ed gently as he pulled the cock out. “So beautiful.”
Ed let out an mmphh in reply, no brainpower left for anything else. He was distantly aware as a damp cloth wiped the come off his skin, the sensation disappearing for a moment before a heavy weight dipped the mattress to his side. As his mind came back to him a pair of arms wrapped around him and pulled him towards the warm weight. Stede lay back as Ed rolled to wrap an arm and leg around him, cradling his head on Stede’s shoulder.
“Fuckin’ hell, love. That was- fuck,” Ed murmered.
“I haven’t stopped thinking about it since that first night, I’ve been rather distracted the entire time I’ve been away.” Ed could feel the smile in Stede’s voice.
“You should get distracted more often,” Ed replied, feeling his eyelids getting heavier and heavier.
“Not sure you could handle that, honestly.” Ed felt a kiss against his forehead as Stede’s voice got quieter.
“Hmm, might be right. I love you.”
“I love you too, Ed. Good night.”