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Tommy felt hopeless. He hadn't found his soulmate yet. Hell, he didn’t even know if he had one. Some people just didn’t. He didn’t want to be teased for not having one. Tubbo and Ranboo were already IN a queer platonic relationship. Tommy flopped on his bed and screamed “WHEN IS IT MY TURN TO BE HAPPYYYYYY.” Tommy pushed himself up on his bed and sighed. If Ranboo and Tubbo were going to be gay, then he was doomed. Little did he know, there was such a thing as more than one soulmate…
Ranboo and Tubbo were freaking out. Tommy had also been assigned as BOTH of their soulmates in addition to each other. “Ranboo, my slash qp beloved, whatdowedo.” Tubbo said. “Tubbo, my slash qp beloved, ihavenoidea.” Ranboo answered. They both sat and thought. “We could just tell him.” Tubbo offered. Ranboo said no. “We could subtly hint at him?” Ranboo said. Tubbo thought on that. “We could, just, not tell him and suffer in silence?” Ranboo liked that one. That was their plan.
Tommy was sitting and moping on his bed, when the doorbell rang. “I’LL GET IT.” he yelled, jumping out of bed and running to the door. When he opened it, it was Tubbo and Ranboo. Tubbo was carrying a blanket, and Ranboo had a basket. “What’s happening?” Tommy asked. “Wanna have a picnic dinner with us? Tubbo asked with a smile. Tommy raised an eyebrow. Taboo and Ranboo started sweating. Tommy turned around and yelled “MUM! IM GOING TO HAVE A PICNIC DINNER WITH TUBZ AND RAN!” The trio left without even waiting for a response.
When they arrived at the picnic area, Tommy stopped. Tubbo and Ranboo continued for a few more steps, before realizing Tommy had stopped, and turning around. “Tommy? What’s wrong?” Ranboo asked. “Why on earth did you bring me, when you could have had a perfectly fine queer-platonic picnic date?” He asked. Tubbo and Ranboo sweated harder. “We didn’t want you to feel left out of the trio!” Tubbo said. “Tubbo, your ears are red. Stop lying.” Tubbo reached up and covered his ears. “What are you talking about? I’m not lying-”
Tommy rolled his eyes. Tubbo looked at Ranboo. They had a silent conversation, then Ranboo took a deep breath. “Tommy- Tubbo you do it I can't do this.” He said. Tubbo glared at him. “What do you want me to say!? I can't do this either!” Tubbo said. “Just spit it out, one of you.” Tommy said with a sigh. “Tommy, you are our platonic soulmate because something got messed up, and now we're all soulmates together-” Ranboo said, but really, really fast. “Big man, I heard exactly none of that.” Tommy said. “I said, Tommy, you are our platonic soulmate because something got messed up, and now we're all soulmates together.” Tommy stared. Ranboo and Tubbo sweated.
Three weeks later, Tommy was practically bathing himself in Japanese cherry blossom perfume from bath and body works. He had a slash pee date with his two soulmates. The three of them were in a queer platonic relationship already, but he was still nervous as FUCK. What if they decided he smelled weird? Well now he definitely did, but! He knew they liked this smell, as both of them wore it as well. Tommy took a deep breath and looked at his outfit . It sucked ass, and they would be here in… “5 MINUTES?!?” Tommy yelled. He changed into a better outfit. Just in time, as he heard a knock at the door. Well, not really. He was doing his makeup when he heard it. “ONE MOMENT!” he yelled down. He finished and sock-slid to the door.
When he opened it, Ranboo and Tubbo stood there. Just like Tommy thought. They always looked good. He wished he had their style. But that’s not the point. He held up a finger to them, then bent down and pulled on his shoes . “Alright. Where are we going?” Tommy asked. “Let us lead the way.” Tubbo said. Ranboo and Tubbo each grabbed one of Tommy’s hands and lead him off into the world.