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"Get in the car, you pathetic whelps. We're going to the theater," Manfred said, his harsh voice colder than frigid sitting room.
Franziska and Miles stared at him. Miles, being the oldest of the two, and also because Franziska kicked him, asked, "What are we going to see?"
"Something with culture, boy," Manfred sneered, slamming his cane down onto the ground. "Now get going, I won't be late because of some foolish child."
So Miles and Franziska got into the car (not the same one as Manfred, obviously. He was above that). But when they arrived at the theater, they were surprised to see...
"The Steel Samurai?" Miles exclaimed in surprise.
The Steel Samurai mascot seemed to grin at the trio. Manfred on the other hand,
was absolutely elated to see his lifelong role-model and idol in person. To express his intense and dire excitement he broke out into song and dance.
"Oh Steel Samurai~ You're the apple of my eye~ " he sang
Franziska couldn't help but join in on the dance and accompanied her father in the jaunty tune he'd begun. Miles, ever so sadly, was not informed of the choreography and was left out.
The steel Samurai was so impressed by Franziska and Manfred's wonderful and expressive preformance that he payed them each 100 dollars. Upon making eye contact with miles he
told him: "There's a way to compensate for all this. I will marry Manfred and become your step father. I will train you to become a better defendor of the neo-olde dancefloor. But mostly, I really want to be with your adoptive father. He has stolen my heart."
Miles was confused. On one side, he was elated. The steel samurai was his hero and he was not only going to become family, he had taken on miles as an apprentice. But on the other side, he was devastated. The steel Samurai was *his* hero, but now Manfred had taken him from Miles.
This had to be a special punishment devised by manfred. Meanwhile, Manfred was very happy. He hated to admit it, but he had always had a crush on the hunk steel samurai daddy. And now the steel samurai was becoming a daddy too.