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It started last night.
Xingqiu, a very light sleeper, was woken up by his boyfriend, a very heavy sleeper, squeezing him tighter and whimpering something. The bluenette gently placed his hands on Chongyun's, quietly murmuring, "It's okay, love, you're okay."
In his years spent with Chongyun, Xingqiu came to learn that his icy-haired boyfriend often experienced nightmares. He also came to learn he could typically coax the nightmare to calm down by gently soothing the boy. But this time it was different.
With sleepiness laced in his slurred words, Chongyun replied with a "Nnh it's nooott…" Xingqiu could feel how his sleeping partner's legs squirmed as he spoke, the larger of the two holding him in a spooning position.
Xingqiu giggled and gently replied, "Yunyun, I'm right here. You can relax now, it's okay." The writer smiled as Chongyun buried his nose in the back of his ocean blue hair. His response was muffled, but Xingqiu was able to understand it. "Mmh Mm gonna mae a mehh…"
'I'm gonna make a mess?' Xingqiu pondered over what his boyfriend meant as he felt the exorcist squirm some more, squeezing Xingqiu even tighter in his sleep. "Hhn…" The bluenette felt a shiver of arousal run through him as his boyfriend let out a rather lewd whimper.
Xingqiu flustered as he mentally noted to get revenge on Chongyun for being so cute even in his sleep. The writer gently stroked the back of his boyfriend's calloused hands as he continued to try to coax him back to a good dream. "Just take a deep breath and let it all out, love."
The boy let out another whimper as Xingqiu felt something hot and wet against his butt. His amber eyes opened wide as he realized Chongyun was wetting himself and, in turn, Xingqiu's clothing too. The bluenette tried to squirm free, but Chongyun was squeezing him far too tight.
The sound of Xingqiu's racing heart drowned out the quiet hissing sound of Chongyun wetting himself along with the exorcist's whimpering. The writer pressed a hand to his chest, quietly panting as he felt his pants getting drenched in Chongyun's pee.
Just the knowledge that he'd accidentally caused this made his pants feel uncomfortably tight. Damn Chongyun for making everything and anything look cute and damn him once again for awakening a kink Xingqiu wasn't even aware he had.
Xingqiu was already plotting his revenge.
…
Chongyun was embarrassed, just utterly humiliated. Waking up in a cold puddle of his own piss was an awful way to start his morning, especially since he remembered Xingqiu staying over and falling asleep with him. The writer was nowhere to be seen so Chongyun just assumed his boyfriend was disgusted by what happened, tears welling in his eyes as he sucked on a popsicle.
He peeled his wet clothing off as he damned his weak bladder. It had never been an issue before. The exorcist mentally noted to never forget to use the toilet before bed ever again because this would be a mess to clean up. He wondered if Xingqiu would even forgive him.
Chongyun sighed and cleaned himself up with a damp rag. It would be good enough for now, his top priority being to clean up the messy bedding. Maybe then he'd go look for Xingqiu to apologize. Bundling all the wet fabric into a ball, Chongyun sighed and brought it outside to clean up in a washbasin.
He was just so embarrassed.
…
It didn't take long for Chongyun to find Xingqiu, instinctively going to their old meeting spot: the large tree in Chihu Rock. The blue-haired author was so focused on the book he was reading that he hadn't even noticed Chongyun sit down next to him. There was a silence for a long moment as Chongyun gazed at the text printed on the pages of Xingqiu's book.
"Hey." Chongyun spoke after a moment, unsure about what he'd say next. His boyfriend smiled and closed his book, giggling as he replied "I'm surprised you didn't find me earlier." Xingqiu stood up, putting his book away as Chongyun looked to the ground, saying "Um… About this morning…"
He let out a small yelp as Xingqiu grabbed his hand, pulling him up. Almost as if he hadn't heard what Chongyun had said, Xingqiu excitedly mentioned something, "Remember how I told you Xiangling was working on learning how to make drinks?"
Chongyun blinked his ice-blue eyes twice as he replied with an "I think so?" He stared into Xingqiu's amber eyes, seeing that devious shine hidden behind a friendly expression. "I talked to her this morning and she told me she's gotten good enough at it that she's ready for test subjects."
Chongyun gulped as he knew exactly where this was going, allowing the bluenette to excitedly drag him over to Wanmin Restaurant. The pair took a seat, one significantly more tentative than the other. As Xiangling noticed them, the fiery girl approached with a smile on her face. "Are you two ready to be the first people in all of Teyvat to try my drinks?"
Xingqiu answered before Chongyun could express his hesitancy, "Of course! Give us all you got, Xiangling!"
And so began Chongyun's day of hell.
…
The first drink Chongyun was given seemed to be a fruit juice of some kind, though as he took a sip, an overwhelming burning stung his tongue. Xingqiu laughed as the exorcist spit it out, gagging on the spice. "I'll take this to mean it's too spicy?" Xiangling asked, closely examining the pair. The writer smiled and simply replied, "I thought it was actually quite good."
Almost as if she were apologizing, Xiangling served up a milk-based drink to wash away the spice. Chongyun tentatively took a sip, fully knowing Xiangling wasn't the type to apologize for giving him spice. After all, she and Xingqiu were both so insistent on trying to get him to eat spicy food whenever they could. The exorcist's ice blue eyes went wide as the sweet beverage was perfectly satisfying, the mellow taste and smooth texture making it a perfect drink.
Xingqiu, on the other hand, didn't seem too interested in drinking any more of the milky drink. "How is it, how is it?" the chef asked excitedly, her citrine eyes glancing back and forth between the pair. Chongyun swallowed down another sip before replying, "I really like it. It reminds me of the popsicles you make for me."
Xiangling smiled as she quickly explained, "They both use qingxin as flavoring, so I can see why!" The bluenette sitting beside Chongyun slid his cup so it was right next to the exorcist's own. "It was pretty good, but I can't drink very much milk anymore." Xingqiu laughed gently.
Before Chongyun had known it, he'd already finished his entire cup of the qingxin milk. Eyeing up his boyfriend's abandoned drink, the boy couldn't resist. Damn his impulses being so heavily affected by spicy foods.
The pair tried a few more beverages, though none were as good as the milk Chongyun found himself returning to. By the time they'd finished Xiangling's trial drinks, the exorcist had already downed the entirety of his boyfriend's drink.
And then Chongyun saw it, that devious sparkle in Xingqiu's eyes. The exorcist wasn't entirely sure what the bluenette was planning when he asked for another qingxin milk, but he still felt a shiver run down his spine.
"Feel free to stop by anytime, you two!" Xiangling called out as the pair made their leave, Xingqiu passing the cup to Chongyun. Almost as if he was responding to the curiosity in his partner's eyes, Xingqiu smiled and said "I thought you'd probably want more."
"Did you put jueyun chilis in this or something?" Chongyun asked suspiciously after a moment, "You have that evil look in your eyes. I know you're plotting something." Xingqiu giggled and gave Chongyun a quick kiss to the cheek. "I promise it doesn't have any jueyun chili in it." he spoke gently, Chongyun's face burning red.
"X-Xingqiu! What if someone saw that?!" Chongyun panicked, incredibly flustered over such a simple action. Xingqiu smirked slightly, murmuring, "You better drink that while it's still cold if you don't want me feeding it to you lip-to-lip."
Chongyun gulped down the beverage, his face only burning hotter. Was this Xingqiu's revenge for what happened last night?
…
Drinking with an empty stomach was always a bad idea, even if your drinks weren't alcoholic in the slightest. That's something Chongyun mentally repeated as he could already feel an uncomfortable pressure in his bladder.
It was only a slight discomfort, though Chongyun could feel it with every footstep. The exorcist wished Xingqiu would let up on dragging him all around Liyue Harbor, though he knew his wish wouldn't be granted. Xingqiu was definitely up to something, though Chongyun just couldn't figure it out.
The bluenette smiled and gently squeezed his boyfriend's hand within his own, saying, "Doesn't this remind you of our first date, Yunyun?" A light blush dusted Xingqiu's cheeks as he said this, making Chongyun's heart feel like it was about to burst.
"W-What makes you think that?" Chongyun stuttered as he reached for a popsicle, desperately needing to cool down. Xingqiu giggled and pulled Chongyun aside, hiding behind a stairwell. The exorcist let out a quiet whimper as he felt the tug jolt his bladder, making it throb slightly.
"Maybe this will jog your memory~" Xingqiu murmured so only Chongyun could hear. The bluenette leaned in close, pulling the popsicle away from his boyfriend's soft lips before closing the distance. The exorcist's hands twitched as he felt himself melt into the kiss, feeling like his sanity was draining away.
The bluenette giggled as he pressed the popsicle against Chongyun's lips. "You're acting just as cute as you did on that day."
…
This was getting bad. Chongyun felt so tense due to the fullness of his bladder. The pair had stopped for a moment so Xingqiu could look at the new books at Wanwen Bookhouse. Chongyun couldn't help but subtly rub his legs together, trying to get some relief from the pressure building up inside him.
The exorcist glanced at his boyfriend, who was currently reading the back cover of a book, before a wave of desperation washed over him. The boy muffled a whimper with the back of his wrist, silently thanking the archons that his boyfriend wasn't looking his way.
Chongyun felt like his bladder was about to burst, the tiny organ far too overfilled from the drinks he had earlier. Could this have been Xingqiu's plan? Chongyun's ice-blue eyes glanced over at his boyfriend once again. He knew the bluenette was a bit of a prankster, though he wasn't sure if Xingqiu would try to get himself to piss himself in public over wet bedsheets.
The icy-haired boy rubbed his legs together in a subtle potty dance to coax the desperation to die down. "Hey Yunyun, what do you think about this one?" Xingqiu suddenly spoke, holding a book in front of him so his partner could see.
'The Crystal River Trickles By' Chongyun read the title, tensing up as his bladder threatened to leak. There's no way Xingqiu wasn't doing this on purpose. Pretending like he wasn't on the brink of wetting himself, Chongyun quickly replied, "Sounds good, Xingqiu." a slight grimace on his face.
Xingqiu smiled and purchased the book, Chongyun feeling his heart race ever so slightly harder due to his painfully full bladder. Looking for an excuse, any excuse to get away, Chongyun looked up at the sky, seeing grey clouds slowly rolling in.
Taking the opportunity, Chongyun quickly said, "It looks like it's about to rain. I should probably return home so I can take my laundry off the line." Xingqiu leaned on the railing as he looked up at the sky, nodding in agreement. "Let's head back together then. I don't want this book to get wet."
Shit. Chongyun mentally cursed as the bluenette ruined his plan to make an escape, lacing his fingers with his partner's. "We should get going now so we can make it back in time." Xingqiu said with that innocent smile of his, leading Chongyun down the stairwell.
The exorcist couldn't help but make a slightly pained expression with every footstep, his speed significantly impacted by his desperation to not wet himself. His bladder throbbed in need of relief, though Chongyun did his best to ignore it. He was almost home. Soon he'd be able to relieve himself.
Though Chongyun soon found himself halting to a stop as another wave of desperation washed over him. He pressed his free hand between his legs, gritting his teeth as he tried so hard to keep everything inside his bladder. A squeeze to his hand from Xingqiu alerted him to the fact that the bluenette knew.
"Ah, poor Yunyun. Did you have too much to drink?" Xingqiu asked, unable to hide the grin on his face. Chongyun let out a whimper as a small leak spilled out from him. "Here, let me help you, love." Xingqiu spoke as he let go of Chongyun's hand.
The exorcist let out a louder whimper as the bluenette scooped him up into his arms, carrying him bridal style. "X-Xingqiu! Be careful!" Chongyun begged, feeling another spurt spill out of him. Xingqiu giggled, replying, "I'll be as careful as I can be."
The writer began walking towards Chongyun's home, the icy-haired boy letting out small noises of desperation as he desperately rubbed his legs together. Another wave of pure desperation came over him, his bladder throbbing so painfully, small leaks of hot urine spilling out of him, soaking into his pants.
Just as Xingqiu was about to push open the door of Chongyun's home, the icy-haired boy let out a pitiful sound before begging, "Please, please get me inside, I can't hold it anymore!" He watched as Xingqiu's amber eyes went wide, a heavy blush forming on his cheeks. The bluenette quickly walked inside the home, slamming the door shut.
Chongyun gripped at Xingqiu's shirt as he lost control over his bladder, hot urine spilling down his legs. The exorcist let out a breathy sigh as relief washed over him, his piss rolling down his thighs in small rivulets.
Chongyun squeezed his eyes shut as he hid his face against Xingqiu's chest, letting out another whimper. He could hear how fast his boyfriend's heart was racing, though the only sound that filled the room was the hissing of the boy's pee rushing out of him and the pitter patter of his piss dripping to the wooden floor.
After what felt like an eternity to Chongyun, his stream slowly died down to a stop, his white pants stained with the pale yellow of his urine. Pee continued to drip from Chongyun's pants, the droplets rippling in the puddle underneath the pair.
The exorcist panted quietly as his thoughts fogged over with the pleasure he'd felt from his bladder releasing all it held, though the silence was interrupted by Xingqiu squeezing Chongyun closer to himself, murmuring, "Why is everything you do so cute?"
Chongyun looked up at his boyfriend, noticing just how flustered he'd become, his amber eyes glazed over with lust. Xingqiu let out a breathy sigh, murmuring, "It was already hard enough to handle watching you squirm all day. I need to take you right now." Chongyun's ice blue eyes went wide as Xingqiu began walking once again.
Chongyun squeezed the silk of Xingqiu's shirt tightly in his hand, his face burning hot. The bluenette smiled and kissed Chongyun's forehead, closing and locking the door behind them.
As it turns out, Chongyun's bedsheets did get wet again, but this time it was from the rain.