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emili an rem wer cryioing.
“that was soo sadd” the dum elf bicth saida
“my poor poor subby” rem sayed even thoug she crush his head with spike bal
“trash barusu. L plus ratio” opposite rem said while sungasses aperd on herrr facd
“stfu i suppose whore” blond loli sayed. “u suc clown dicc”
“meanie” clown cunt cryed
“what r we watch now?” garfield said as he eat lasgngsa
“hopfuly som furry porn im horny” ottottotto sayed
“u fucking freak” petra saidd and smack him with towl
“stfu dum child no one liks u. havent yoi seen the comuntiy polls on who best carhacter? u at bottm wher u belog”
fredrica shook hed “thas mean otototototo no mor blowjob for u”
“quite u annoyin peices of shit. teh screeen oss starting up agaain” crush sayed
“meow meiw meow meiiow” her dum cat bithc night sad
“i hope theres ni mores pain an sucfering. it gibes me wrinklez” old man said
the scren lit ups an everywon saywed a spacshioip
“whas that?” emily ask
“quiet dumb bitch” prisvcilla saisd as her massive titiss jigglwed
“al wtf is that?” clown cunt ask
“idk lol” helmet man sayed
“blond loli wtf is that?” clown cunrt asked agisn
“idk lol” she replleid
“useles worthles shitstans” oposite rem said
“everyon stfu look” juli said
the whol cast saw a red bean boi waloking aroond the spaceshiop
“omg” felt said “it subrau”
“why subaryu been?” reinnhardto wonderred. this was geting interestoing
“i like beans” ricardo said ading absolootely nothig to teh copnversatipn
they saw the beeanie boii walk around an then he see ded bodie
“oh nos” mimi said
“oh nos” other mimi said
“they ar fuckign dead who could hav don this?” julio askked
“mustt be som ebil bastard” garfield said
*DEAD BODY REPORTED*
*GREEN IS DEAD*
“rip green whoevar tey are” lil nas xtasia cryed
“gren is my favrite coloir” otto smild
“green is not a creative color havent u watchd dont hug me im scard?” beatriice shok her hed
“where”
“where”
“where”
“elec”
“hmm strang. look lik tey r tryingg to find who kild” reinhardso humed
“it moost be on of tem” felt agred
“oh no. subru in dangr” emily cryed
“wil he dye again? nooooo” rem sobed
“yall ar pussys” ramu lauhed
crush kickd her ass “stfu u stil succ clown dicc”
“it tast like coton candy” clown cunt smild. everywon beated him up
“i was doing wires”
“i scanned”
“i did takss in nav”
“hmm” beakoce said. “look lik everyonee has stuf todo on craft”
“ten whover not do these tasks is kiler” julio conclded
“dat basterd gon die by me capn” garfield grined
“mew meow meweo meow meow” sttupid idoit bitch cat night saiyd
“ur write felixx. whoeve this asshole is kiling will probbobly kil subruau next” crusc said
“ill kill them meeself” rem sayed as she punched teh wal in angr
“fuk this is intents” meme sayd
“i like tents” ricardo sayd
“stfu” said monocle cat
“who coyld killerf be??????” emilai ask. noone new
“i saw purple vent. theyre imposter”
“whattt?!!??” reinhadd excalimdd
“id ventign badd?” felts askded
“looks like it u dum stipid bitch” prisclla said as her tittiess bouncd
“and whoeber vent is impostdr” al obsrved
“inposter must be killler!!!!” emila scremed
“we so smart” otto said
“shut up catfucker u didnt solve anyting” petra sayed
“eat shit dum child” he replieed
“ottoto enuff or no mor secs for u” fred said
everyone sees urple get voted of
tey also see thst cyan and lim weree alredy ded
“rip cyan and lim e too” lil nas xtasia cryed agaisn
purpsl is thrown out spacehip
*PURPLE WAS NOT AN IMPOSTER*
*2 IMPOSTERS REMAIN*
“omg theres 2???!?!” juliso said
“oh nos suabru in trubel” petra cried
“capsn can kill them” garfield sayd
“kick there ass big brothr” felt smirks
“hm hmh” priscla humed as she puld fan out her massive tits
ther were now sixx beans on ship. redd orang yellwo blue balck and white. two wer impsirt
the scren shows red bean subrua walkign agai. he looks aroond al the soachshop
“wow this plac big” clown cunt obseervsd”
“how can subaru not die?” beatrice crued
“he wil prob hide kn trash can where he beloing” rams said
“stfu bitch. looks” crusc pointoed
tey see yello gi in vent
“gaspe” anstasia gasped
“yelao impster” wilhem shoted
“suabr loosk out!!!!!” emilai and rem and beatrix yelled
subaru run away
ten dead body repotted
*DEAD BODY REPORTED*
*BLACK IS DEAD*
“noooo not them” petr cried. trhis was to sad
fredirc hug oetra in confort
“i sawrd yellow kil” white sayed
“hahahahahah he gots caughted” garfield lauhed
“now onpy one leftl” rams smild
“i hop subarn dies” clown cunt sayed. everyone beat him ip agadn and bitch felix grabed hisntongu an pull it out
“cat got your tongu?” al said. eveyone beat him up for his shit joke
yelow got coted of and veryone claped. he fly thru space
*YELLOW WAS AN IMPOSTER*
*1 IMPOSTER REMAINS*
“who coudl id be????” julisus asked
“be carful subru” emily cried
wif four beans on ship tey had to be carful. the screen show subrua with blue bean
“coudl boue be imposter?” felt sked
“maybes” reinahrdo saiyd
“i wiuld slic themm in half” wilhemx growld
“subrua will dies agaisn” beatrixx cried
“no pls” rem sobed
but then subaru pul out nife and slice bpue in half. his organs splatersd all ober the flor an blood went evrywhere
“oh nooossss!!!!!” evrywosn screamd
“subaru wa simposter whole time!!??!??!??!” tey all screm and cry as subaru killsd blue and got covrd in blood
“suabru wouldnt kill” emilyas sobbed
“r u blind? he just did lol” prisca smirk
“stfu u stupid cunt” felt yelled “noone likes u”
“then why i get more fanart than you? bitch”
“shit this is bad real bad” otto gulped. “now subaru wil get votd off”
“but he murdrer he deserv it” jhulis said
“you bastard i kill you!!!!” garfield shouted
“meow meow meowe” felix said like a dumb asshole
“eveyone calm the fuck down” crushc yelled. “rememver that this is impooster. so not real subaru”
“so he alredy died then?” rem aske. “that eben worse!”
“or he possed and force to kill. how tragic” emila wailed
“guy look it orangd” rienhard pointe. eveyon see orang wlaks in on crime scene
*DEAD BODY REPORTED*
*BLUE IS DEAD*
“orange kill”
“red kill”
“fuck now whit not know who to beliebe” al said
“this awful” petra criyed. “why screen show this?”
“cuz he an asshol” garfield said
“this is truly a tragci tale” wilheml cried
“pussies” priscial said
“i trust red” sayed white
“that dick!!!!” julio said in angr
“but now sub wont get kil” beako sads
“dont care stkll a dick” julio fronwd
tey vite off orange
*ORANGE WAS NOT AN IMPOSTER*
*1 IMPOSTER REMAINS*
“close eyes petra this wil get voilent” freddy said
otot couldnt beliece this. he pissed his pant in fear
“hahah u piss yer oants” garfield lauged
“stfu dick” ott shout
“shit i no wanna wacth” ricard grimced
tey see whit and red all alon. white try and run away but subaru shoot him wif gun and brain go everywhdr
“eww gros” anstasia sayd
flet vomited
*IMPOSTERS WIN*
eveyonne cry and sob tears of sadnes
“i gues subaru really was sus after all” reinhard sayed. a laugh track played cuz funny amogus refrence
THE ENED!!!!!!!!1!1!!!