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“I heard something most bodacious today, dude.”
Bill and Ted sat on the bed, surrounded by the remnants of Friday night thus far. Empty soda bottles, candy wrappers, and a comic book or two lay strewn about.
“And what would that be, my esteemed colleague?” Bill responded. This weekend was already going to be rocking, but he would always take the opportunity to bring it to the next level..
Ted flumped back onto the bed before continuing on. “So you know how when I told our peers about ‘cuddling with the homies’ they called us a bunch of queers?”
“A truly heinous occasion,” Bill said, laying down now.
“Well, it’s not gay if you have socks on.”
Bill had a perplexed look on his face. “Huh?”
“So, if you do a gay thing it’s gay, right,” Ted said. “But if you have socks on when you do it, it like cancels out the gay.”
“So you’re saying we can cuddle the homies all we want and be straight?” Bill said, excited.
“Precisely, my dude.”
And so, they moved into each other's arms and lay in comfort, with socks on of course.
“Excellent.”