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☀️ hobi is hot support group ☀️
Kim Taehyung created this group
You’re friends with 5 members
It’s been twenty minutes…
What are they even doing in there?
I thought we all agreed to not fuck him on Bon Voyage ://
Says the guy who literally got his dick sucked on the plane.
THAT'S FUCKING FALSE, HYUNG.
WAT!?!? 👁️👄👁️
We had a group meeting about EXACTLY not doing this, Jungkook.
What the actual fuck, Kook? This is so unfair.
Jimin set the nickname for Jungkook to TRAITOR Change
I don’t know if I should be scared or not that you actually, properly used grammar for the first time in this group chat.
You shouldn’t, but Jungkook should be.
Um???
It literally didn’t happen??? 🙃✨
I think I trust Yoongi more on this matter.
No offense.
Same, but full offense.🖕💩🖕
Yoongi? 🧐
It happened, and I have evidence :)
You can’t have evidence because it didn’t happen 🤠
SEND IT NOW
You should definitely send it.
Maybe…you should send it.
Wow 🙄
TRAITOR set the nickname for Namjoon to ACTUAL TRAITOR Change
I’m horny, dude. I am not apologizing.
EW!!!
I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT
only someone who recently got their cock blessed by hobi’s mouth would react like that 😤💀😤
It is suspicious…
Just confess, and maybe I won’t send it.
I don’t know
It seems pointless to admit to something I didn’t do 🤔
ugh, whyyy is he the one that got his cock blessed?! ON A FUCKING AIRPLANE 👿👿👿
I think little seok has a thing for brats right now, unfortunately.
I CAN BE A BRAT TOO
What kind of evidence is it, hyung? 🧐
A video :))
Sure you do, hyung 🤡
sounds fucking spicy 🔥🔥
SEND IT!
Please let me have some good fucking food. I’m starving. 🍽️
I mean, if this is the only way to settle both the argument and my dick, I’ll take it.
Sounds like a very fine deal.
Okay, first off, EW^2 🤢
2nd it won’t settle shit because hyung doesn’t have shit
You sure about that? :)))
The two added chins don’t intimidate me 😑
I think someone forgot handing their phone to me yesterday?
...when I asked to look at your recent photos of Hobi’s legs because you refused to send the pics.
Ring a bell?
IT’S GETTING SPICIER 🔥🔥🔥
I actually do remember!
But go off, hyung! 🤩✨
Do you think if I asked really, REALLY nicely, Hobi would let me fuck his thighs in the RV?
I don’t want to burst your bubble, but you’ll die.
but doesn’t that make it all the more fun? 🥳🥵🥳
Please no sexual activities while the RV is on the /literal/ road.
Does this really need to be said?
Also, Namjoon, don't let your dick decide how you die, please. Thanks!
I DON'T THINK YOU QUITE UNDERSTAND HOW HORNY I AM.
EW^1000000
🤮🤮🤮🤮
ALSO, PLEASE STOP!
I’m in the middle of putting Yoongi, hyung in his place 😌
...
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You forgot to put the fucking video in the hidden folder, dumb shit.
???
Check. Your. Photo. Album.
…
:))))
FUCK, NO. WAIT
I GOT MY DICK SUCKED ON THE PLANE
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON’T SEND ANYTHING
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
this is what you deserve, traitor 😈
What should I do, guys? :)))))
DON’T FUCKING SEND IT, ASSHOLE.
I propose we take a vote.
If you believe it to be fair for Yoongi to share the video, say aye. QUICKLY.
AYE FUCKING AYE
Aye, captain! Jin is ready for his meal! 🍾
TAKE BACK THE AYES, ASSHATS
I WILL LITERALLY DO FUCKING ANYTHING
I AM LITERALLY BEGGING
…
PLEASE, NAMJOON
I AM SO FUCKING DESPERATE RIGHT NOW
My dick is about to fall off, dude.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, RIGHT NOW???
HYUNG, PLEASE
I’M SORRY
I am, in fact, not kidding you.
Aye, Yoongi!