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Kakashi Hatake worked as Prime Minister Minato's secretary and head of bodyguard.
But one day his boss suddenly made an absurd request. Minato begged Kakashi to stop working and switched professions to become a high-school teacher.
...Huh?
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Turned out Minato’s only son, Naruto, insisted on going to a high school that most of his students were members of the yakuza family, in order to achieve his dream of becoming the greatest yakuza boss. (Kakashi still baffled not understand why the Prime Minister's son dreamed of becoming a yakuza boss. Teenage rebellion?)
Naturally, Minato felt extraordinarily anxious when thought of Naruto in such a dangerous place by himself. So he planned to smuggle the only person he trusted with his son’s safety to enter the school.
And that’s precisely the reason why, from this spring until the next three years, Kakashi had to use a fake identity named Sukea, take off the mask and sunglasses that he always wore, and instead had to wear a brown wig, gray eye lens, and purple makeup on his eyelids and cheeks.
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At this start of the school year, Konoha High School not only stirred up by the presence of various heirs of the Yakuza clan who entered at the same time, but also by their newest teacher. Or more precisely, by their newest teacher’s terrible luck.
In the first seconds that new teacher stepped foot in the school, he immediately had to break the fight between two students.
And then, after seeing how his newest teacher was able to break students fight so quickly and effectively, the principal decided to appoint that teacher to become the new homeroom of class 1-A. (Because apparently the previous homeroom suddenly resigned after learning that half of his class contained heirs from various yakuza clans.)
Also, as the new homeroom, it was his duty to call and consult with parents, or their representatives, of students who involved in the fight.
And guess who is the students that fighting? Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha.
Sasuke-Fucking-Uchiha.
The heir of Uchiha Clan, which not only is Japan's largest yakuza clan, but also the major threat to Prime Minister & Emperor's safety if the rumor was true.
(Many were bet that the new teacher would die before before the day is over.)
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Kakashi was not the only one who held his breath during the interdisciplinary meeting with Obito Uchiha, but he was clearly the most shocked when instead of accepting a death threat, Sukea ended up with an invitation to date from Obito.
A fucking invitation to date from Obito Uchiha, the right hand of the head of Uchiha Clan, one of the yakuza that famous because of his cruelty.
...What the hell?
(From behind Obito, Kakashi could see Sasuke kept throwing a look of disbelief at his guardian, so clearly Kakashi wasn’t the only one who felt that way either.)
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Things only worsened when Sukea said that he already has a boyfriend to avoid Obito, and later, after saw Kakashi came out of Sukea's apartment, Obito mistakenly assumed that Sukea's boyfriend is Kakashi.
(Obito definitely did not like that because he knew exactly who is Sukea’s boyfriend and that certainly raised many questions about why Sukea in Konoha High School.)