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Dazai’s 10 Steps Guide to a Successful Marriage by Yellow_Canna
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
25 Dec 2019
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Step 1: Isolate your potential wife from his friends and cause mistrust to develop between them.
Step 2: Set up potential wife so he gets backstabbed by friends (literally).
Step 3: Invite potential wife to your organization run by your child-loving boss.
Step 4: Gets pulverized and spend the next three months in the hospital bed while potential wife went underground.
Step 5: Secretly observes potential wife from afar for three years behind your lolicon boss’s back.
Step 6: Defect from pedophile boss’s organization.
Step 7: Find an Ability user that can turn people into cats for 24 hours.
Step 8: Get potential wife to adopt you on Christmas Eve.
Step 9: Make hot passionate love to potential wife throughout Christmas until he forgets about murdering you.
Step 10: Bribery is the key to a happy marriage.
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