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    Zoro scoffs and moves his captain closer.

    “Go get your own.”

    Chopper gapes wordlessly. All the rest of Nami’s nakama have a similar expression on their faces, something between stupefied and offended—save Robin, who presses a secret smile behind her hand, and Jimbei, whose rumbling chuckle is just barely audible over the sound of the sea.

    Nami—who knows very well what Zoro looks like when he’s trying to get a rise out of someone, who knows very well that she has a claim on Luffy that only a handful of other people in the world share, one that can never be broken or stolen or changed—feels herself bristle, too.

    “HE IS OUR OWN!” the majority of one of the most infamous pirate crews in the New World shriek like schoolchildren.

    —chapter 13, never need to doubt it

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    20 Jun 2026

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    It’s hard to know when the first time was, because there was so much going on and it’s not like Sanji hadn’t clawed his way back from certain death before. Later, Chopper will insist that several of those bullets should have struck him dead and Jinbei will be sure that no one could survive a fire like that and Usopp swears he saw a whole building come down on their cook — but then they will all later concede that, actually, they had seen Sanji survive all of those things before, so the whole thing was all still up in the air.

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    Thirty-seven ways Sanji doesn't die.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    It starts with a rather gut-busting sneeze that’s concerning enough to bring all conversation juddering to a halt.

    Sanji blinks, absently patting his chest before furrowing his brow at a strange thickness congealing in his throat.

    Another sneeze. Fuck.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    “What’s that?” Luffy asks, though it sounds more like ‘Mfssää?’ with all the food in his mouth.

    Sanji unfolds the letter, leaning back to save the pristine paper from the onslaught of spit and sauce a talking Luffy creates. “Letter from the Baratié.”

    This one is a month old; Sanji knows because it’s dated on the top of the page, although Zeff never bothered to date his letters – that’s all the warning he gets. He reads the few, short sentences written in an unfamiliar handwriting, but doesn’t understand. He reads it again and this time, he stops at the line ‘I’m so sorry, Sanji-kun.’

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    13 Jun 2026

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    In his head, he bares his teeth and snarls, I am nobody's brother. And so the corpse of Vinsmoke Sanji rots.

    On Sanji, Franky, and The Ship of Theseus.

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    08 Jun 2026