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Sure, there are things I could do, If I was half prepared to (Prove to each other that romance is boring) by teasiswriter
Fandoms: Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure (Cartoon)
16 Jul 2026
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Varian has been a man of science for as long as he can remember. Even after everything magical that’s happened to him in the past 5 or so years, he’s held strong to his hypothesis. Magic is just what science hasn’t explained yet. An unexamined variable that needs to be tested and dissected. Similarly to magic, love is another unexplainable variable, but one everyone around him seems to be… permanently fixated on. Don’t get him wrong, Varian does love his father; he loves his totally-not-basically siblings Rapunzel and Eugene, and he most certainly loves alchemy. But in terms of romance? It hardly makes any sense. No matter how many times he tries to understand what it means to love somebody, romance is just… illogical. But Varian is quite fine with his feelings about romance. Still, when a needlessly petty blond catches his attention on his quest to solve the mystery of his mother and discover himself, he’s forced to reconsider his feelings about both romance and magic, which are, in this case, one and the same.
OR: Varian and the Seven Kingdoms, except he has Hanahaki disease (a.k.a “Hearts Blume”), and he really doesn’t want to come to terms with what this might mean for him.
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- English
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The academic world has never known better "thieves" (better described as justified criminals) than these Sappho-obsessed women. They've stolen translated works, the lives of 2 high school juniors, preventing what they've deemed "the rapid reproduction of evidently false historical claims". Always making sure to mark the scene of their crime with their signature phrase "Ὡς Σαπφὼς τὰς θυγατέρας, ὁ λίθος οὗτος ἐμετατέθη", there's virtually nothing that can cease their literary escapades. However, something's gone wrong. These two have allegedly ended their new lives, along with one other as a final goodbye, bringing their kill count to an astounding 5 in such a short time. The only clues we have regarding their "death" are this letter, detailing their lives before, during, and after their criminal escapades, the public statements and interviews from amateur detective, "Leo Blaise Vanguard", and their brutally retranslated, and reimagined compilation of any and everything Sappho. Please, join them in this struggle against time, and don't let their efforts go to waste.
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There was a man who preferred is mind over matter. The only reality that truly existed was his mental state and dreamscape, full of culture, art, and his muse. She is nothing yet encapsulates everything and is his mother yet his deepest desire. He needs her.
His family and friends try to fix him. Pills, therapy, but nothing seemed to work. He wants to be ill.- Language:
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