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Mischief from Marriage by someoneboredafterdark (someonebored0100)
Fandoms: Xi You Ji | Journey to the West - Wu Cheng'en
27 Feb 2025
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Wukong complains about his oldest brother making short jokes, and you offer a rare suggestion of a prank for Wukong to get back at his brother.
It doesn’t go exactly how he wanted it to.
Wrote this as a prompt fill for a discord server. The prompt is: Wedgie
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Pearls in the Rain by someoneboredafterdark (someonebored0100)
Fandoms: Xi You Ji | Journey to the West - Wu Cheng'en
14 Feb 2025
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150 years after Wukong kidnapped you, turned you into a monkey, and made you his queen, your relationship is on the mend, and you share a moment in the rain.
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A game of Uno with your roommate goes further and further until Wukong gets you to agree to an even further stake.
And you lose.
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You and Red Son have yet another morning after together. This time unfortunately, he needs to head home early for a meeting with his parents.
The problem?
You left a hickey on his face.
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- Part 2 of Burning Mystique
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Red Son stumbles across a party that’s spilled out onto the streets.
You talk.
You laugh.
Next thing he knows you’re both in bed at his apartment.
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- Part 1 of Burning Mystique
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He was a raccoon with a gun. He was a blue-furred scientist with a wedgieable ass. Can I make it any more obvious?
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15 Mar 2026
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Teldryn languishes in the brig of the Northern Maiden, sent away to Skyrim before he could investigate Vanya's disappearance. Meanwhile, Vanya finds herself at Neloth's feet, captive once again in an unfamiliar landscape. Indifferent cruelty is no stranger, yet it will take everything she has to endure—and perhaps unravel the mystery of her soul.
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- Part 2 of Dark Signs
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14 Oct 2025
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Intergalactic negotiations are difficult.
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02 Jun 2023
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Red Son wasn't exactly hiding the whole "Demon Bull King restaurant" thing, so why MK couldn't recognize he was the one manning the cash register, he had no idea.
Don't get him stared on the flirting.
(In which Red Son continues his culinary ventures with his father, and MK has a shockingly high spice tolerance. Canon compliant up to the Invasion of the Spider Queen.)
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02 Feb 2023
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The world works very hard to make the amount of humans who know Dannys is Phantom larger.
Danny at seventeen has a PhD on Hiding a Secret Identity.
Or: inspired by that one scene in every Danny/Batman crossover were the Bats confront Danny with his secret identity.
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07 Jan 2023