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Breaking windows (WB incorrect quotes) by only_a_simp
Fandoms: Wind Breaker - にいさとる | Nii Satoru (Manga)
16 Apr 2026
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A serie of short chapters with incorrect quotes featuring WB characters!!
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Blue credits (I can't afford failing this subject) by only_a_simp
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga)
08 Jun 2025
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Aiku: That’s a child!
Niko: AND THAT’S AN UGLY PIMPLY BITCH
Aiku: BRUUH??
Isagi: LMFOAOSJAO
Chigiri: HKASKADJKA -
Bistro Jin and the unpolished gems by only_a_simp
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Anime), Blue Lock (Manga), Bistro Huddy (Web Series)
22 Nov 2024
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Working as a waiter at the local restaurant at the end of his street had been a good idea: it was a walking distance to his apartment, earned his money fairly and he befriended his co-workers aswell. So Yoichi could say he enjoyed his job.
However, working on a friday night when it's a full moon and half the staff is sick isn't a situation you would call enjoyable.
"Who the fuck rang 'udon with no noodles' with a glass of milk?!"
Or...
I decided it was a good idea to make a BlueLock and Bistro Huddy crossover, so enjoy it or else /jk
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Schogetten three flavor chocolate by only_a_simp
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
30 Sep 2024
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Dear Alexis Ness,
I am sorry I'm being a coward and handing you this letter instead of speaking face to face with you; I can't feel anything but nervous when I have to open up, especially when it comes to you.
I just wanted to say that you should believe more in yourself. Don't let others put you down since you are way more talented and impressive than those scumbags. Real talented people will have enough brain to notice you're amazing, and that they need you by their side.
Plus, your smile is beautiful.
Best regards, magician.
He stared at the piece of paper, not focusing on any specific word, just still processing whatever he read.
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Hiori: so ya sayin that we gotta walk up to Ness and
rizz him up? like flirting?
Rin: Why am I included in this? I’m not even in BM.
Yukimiya: and why do we gotta flirt? Isn’t he going to reject us all too?
Kunigami: Are you trying to take revenge by supposedly making Kaiser jealous?
Isagi: YES
YOU GET IT KUNIGAMI 🤞
Recent bookmarks
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Where Sharpness and Judelow open an account on Twitter to mess with their friends and "expose" each of them, and slowly realize a few things about each other.
This is a picture fic (づ ᴗ _ᴗ)づ basically a few screenshots of tweets ^^;
Series
- Part 3 of Art's Strength SMP works
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,236
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Comments:
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Bookmarked by only_a_simp
21 Feb 2026
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Tai got dirt on Jude, and he had to do what Tai told him too if he doesnt want to get said blackmail spread. And that order is... to ask Sharpness, one of the top students, out on a date...
but things doesnt seem to go as plan,
Strength smp highschool au
Bookmarked by only_a_simp
09 Feb 2026
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Everyone in Blue Lock falling for Ness's charms
After getting dropped by Kaiser, everyone takes this as an opportunity to win the pretty magician's heart.
《Chatfic》
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 22,026
- Chapters:
- 13/?
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- 165
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- 1,056
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- 86
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Bookmarked by only_a_simp
10 Jul 2025