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Out of the Viola Shaft and Into the Lava Dive Room by imfullofsurprises
Fandoms: Metroid Series
24 May 2026
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Kraid discovers that Ridley hasn't been taking the pressures that come with his recent duties well. He doesn't blame him, but they only have so long until the metroid larva's adoptive mother arrives on the scene. That can't be helped, but it doesn't mean he's out of options, and Kraid's nothing if not resourceful.
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You and your partner, Cagney Carnation, spend an afternoon giving and receiving oral sex.
This is a gender-neutral reader-insert commission I did for an IRL friend.
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- English
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- 2,010
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- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
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It was just your luck that you woke up with a scratchiness in your throat, and absolutely no lozenges in your home. You practically tore your place apart in your desperation, going through every cupboard, box, and shelf you could find. No lozenges, no medicine, not even some honey. Your only mercy was that today was Saturday, and you didn’t have to work again until Monday. You had two days to solve your problem.
Time to get creative.
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You spend the afternoon with your definitely-not-friend-or-partner, Cagney Carnation, in the most carnal way possible.
An old gender-neutral reader-insert commission for a mutual.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,795
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
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- 162
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A collection of drabbles I wrote for writing exchanges with a friend of mine (who also has AO3, so if you're seeing this, hello).