fatal_ginger



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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    Carl is absolutely not having a quarter life crisis. Sure, he just left his girlfriend of over four years, found out she was cheating on him with multiple people, and spent an inadvisable amount of money buying her spoiled show cat off of her, but that's just a bad breakup. Besides, how's he meant to play COD properly without Donut in his lap?

    I guess, in addition to his normal stupid dreams he's now having really weird ones where all of civilization is flattened and he goes and lives peacefully in the woods, but that's just dream shit. Can't control that.

    Yeah, his best friend (and one of his only friends) of over a decade is now moving across the country with his new girlfriend, he found out he has a eight year old little half-brother, and that his crazy ex got someone fired from his job which is now making everything at work awkward on top of all this other bullshit — okay, maybe he's having a little bit of a quarter life crisis. Jesus, back the hell off.

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    30 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Crawler: [redacted]
    Crawler #: 1,000
    Race: Enhanced Human
    Class: Telekinetic Assassin
    Level: 55

    You've so far managed to stay under the radar in this season's Dungeon Crawler World, which is good because you're such an anomaly even the system AI doesn't know what to make of you. But your luck inevitably runs out, for on the ninth level, in the middle of Faction Wars, you finally come face-to-face with the number one crawler in the game, Carl. Cue shit hitting the fan. Also...is it just you, or is the sexual tension kind of really super insanely hot? Maybe it's just you.

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    29 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 18

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    The dungeon's over, and the AI assumes his help rebuilding Earth will bring him and Carl closer. But, to his dismay, Carl still blames him for all the suffering the dungeon caused. It doesn't matter what the AI does, he can't seem to get Carl to see him as anything other than an enemy.
    In desperation he hatches a plan, something he thinks Carl won't be able to ignore. However, like everything else he's tried, it spectacularly backfires. Instead of Carl learning more about who the AI is, the AI learns more about what it means to be human than he ever wanted to know.

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    26 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    On the fourth floor, the infamous Iron Tangle, Carl wins a little extra surprise along with his upgrade scroll at the Desperado Club casino. Unfortunately for him and the rest of the party, the roll of the dice was not in Carl's favor.
    Will they still be able to navigate the convoluted puzzle that is the fourth floor, or will it eat them alive?

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    Carl and Donut get body swapped with no clue how to return to their own bodies, and must gain a deeper understanding of each other to survive.

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    18 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    A Tucson Arizona resident is working her shift at Waffle house when the world ends. She quickly finds out this will not be the end of corporate bullshit for her though! The world may have ended, but the apocalypse is being televised.

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    18 May 2026