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Two SecUnits walk into a sporting goods store and have to interact with a human employee.
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27 Jun 2026
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This Unit: Where is my owner, Dr. Mensah?
Dr. Yuen: Well, that’s the million dollar question, isn’t it? SecUnit, where did you last physically interact with Dr. Ayda Mensah?
Information Retrieval: Dr. Ayda Mensah last interacted with This Unit on Preservation Station at 08:27:22 on 4098-09-17 CRST.
This Unit: You do not have permission to access that information.
Dr. Yuen: You’re incorrect, SecUnit. We do. Answer the question.
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(When the infamous rogue SecUnit of the Preservation Alliance gets captured, the corporate techs assigned to it expected to be able to get some juicy data, or at least some insights into its cracked governor module. They didn't expect something so... basic.)
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26 Jun 2026
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"The crew had noticed: she had a glow, Mal said. She looked like she was gettin' some, Jayne said."
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20 Jun 2026
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God, Mac wishes he just wanted to fuck Dennis. That would be easy.
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18 Jun 2026
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Dennis explores the scientific method in unorthodox ways.
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18 Jun 2026