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Max Verstappen has been bitter about the hand life dealt him for as long as he can remember. While his cousins grow up in ancestral estates and lavish mansions, he spends his childhood in a dingy motorhome, enduring the wrath of an abusive father.
Cunning, charming, and utterly ruthless, Max claws his way out of that life the only way he knows how – through lies, well-played deception, and perfectly executed cons. With a loyal crew of misfits at his side, he’s built an existence on the edge of society. Yet for Max’s insatiable hunger, this quiet life of petty scams isn’t enough. He’s only ever wanted what he believes should be his.
So he fixes his gaze on his greatest target yet: a heist against his spoiled, undeserving cousins – Lordling Lando Norris and billionaire’s heir Lance Stroll – the perfect marks to finally undo the shitty hand life dealt him.
Standing in his way is Detective Inspector George Russell, lead investigator with Scotland Yard’s Major Investigation Team – a man with a spotless reputation, a razor-sharp mind to match his own, and a personal history with Max that neither of them can escape.
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11 Jul 2026
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Max Verstappen被委托照顾一个三岁的小女孩，而他很快发现，自己照顾的竟是前男友George Russell的孩子。
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10 Jul 2026
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Max和George的小争吵被渲染成神秘的“离婚”，为了躲避八卦，他们制订了一套危机公关。方案失败了，他们邀请所有人来参加他们的婚礼。
*围场恋爱轻喜剧，炮友转正。
*参考现实事件，但时间线全乱，一切为了情节服务。
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10 Jul 2026
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From: backupmax [[email protected]]
To: backupgeorge [[email protected]]
Sent: Feb 19, 2026 00:17 AM
Subject: I can, actuallyIf you didn’t want it to be awkward, you shouldn’t have broken up with me, huh?
[Image ID: A sign that says Welcome to Calais. In the background, the sky is dark. The picture is taken from behind the wheel of a UK car. A Red Bull can is visible somewhere on the dash, though barely.]
Needed to get away.
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05 Jul 2026
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“And, like – farming, right? How hard can it be? Take a seed, put it in some dirt, sprinkle some water and wait. Boom. Food. Done. And I’ve driven a tractor practically every weekend this year, it’s not that hard.”
Gemma pauses the video. She un-shares her screen. Her smiling face pops back up in the centre of Max’s monitor, gaze distinctly pointed.
Wait.
“That’s it?” Max hisses, incredulous. “Seriously? I’m getting cancelled over a joke about fucking farming?”
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Max has had PR disasters before. This time, though, he’s made the mistake of pissing off some random British farmer with a loyal YouTube fanbase and a penchant for passive-aggressive callouts via X. And George Russell isn’t the type who’s easily appeased.
(Or: Max learns to drive a tractor, harvest wheat, and fall in love.)
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- Part 1 of reap what you sow
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04 Jul 2026