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  1. Public Bookmark 94

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    Instead of Starscream being the well-known and feared Second-In-Command of the Decepticons, he’s practically an urban legend among Autobots and Decepticons alike, only known through vague prisoner-of-war stories and scattered attributions of battle plans and weapon designs. Most mecha are of the opinion that this “Starscream” is a mere myth to make Megatron look more menacing, and others (notably the Autobot spec-ops) often make jokes about ‘Spooky Screamer’ whenever a particularly strange case pops up.

    This changes when Jazz and his team uncover an abandoned Decepticon laboratory on Earth, only to find a dying seekerlet locked in its depths.

    And thus, Starscream is no longer a myth.

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    14 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    With the supposed end of the war and a very obtainable method of recreating a sparkling, you find yourself stuck with a very, very strong surge of coding the Earth internet states matches with "baby fever." Foolish is what it was. Either way, you were keeping these half-sparked bitlets whether your fellow bots liked it or not.

     

    [READER is directly stated to be a Cybertronian Shuttle, with the accompanying kibble terms being flight-frame pieces.]

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    04 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 12

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    Rodimus doesn't know how to forgive himself. Drift knows how to forgive all to easily. There's a lot to be said after Drift's return, but he may be too late to save his friend from his own regrets.

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    14 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 89

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    The first time you see him, you make a wish.
    That’s what people are supposed to do with shooting stars after all. This one is especially quick, bolting through the heavens twice as fast as the handful of other meteorites falling tonight. The sky is clear and encrusted with stars as a perfect backdrop to the meteor shower. You’re laying down on a cool wooden table out on the fields of a park, the best place around for a good view, and your breath billows above your face.
    In a moment of whimsy you raise your arm and follow the quick one across the sky with a finger. It’s a good ten seconds before it blossoms brightly and fades. Maybe by singling it out, you made sure your wish reached it before it disappeared. Maybe it will reappear to kindly grant it someday.
    It might be one in the morning and you may be a little loopy, but that isn’t the point here.
    Ah, what’s the harm in it. Why not wish?

    You stumble across a stranded alien robot named Swerve who hangs off your every word and shares the funniest stories. It takes some time to tell, but he may just be the answer to your wish.

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    20 Feb 2026

  5. Rec *

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    (Rewrite and extension of Febuwhump Day 10: Magic Exhaustion.)

    An exploration around the Malto's property goes awry when Bumblebee and the Terrans stumble upon a magical pond that appears to have a singular ability: turn whoever touches it young.

    Consequently, the Terrans have to deal with a significantly younger Bumblebee - B-127 - with a heightened sense of self-importance and attitude. Confusion gripping all sides of the fiasco, the group of sparklings desperately search for a way to restore him to the mentor they know, all while trying to navigate their new and terrifying relationship.

    Not that B-127's helping make things easier.

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    15 Dec 2025