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If you had your way, the party would throw themselves in front of a blade for anyone with so much as a skinned knee. Astarion despises your tediously noble morals, which is why he refuses to help the two men bleeding out on the side of the road. Unfortunately for both of you, his decision earns you the attention of a goddess—and her punishment is swift.
Now you’re chained together by a curse that won’t let you stray more than four meters apart.
That might be survivable, if you didn’t already want to kill him. Things only get worse when Astarion realizes the curse lets him slip into your dreams, where he discovers painfully righteous little Tav was once devoted to a hedonistic goddess.
Two idiots. One curse. A very efficient speed run from enemies to lovers.
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"You are the most foul, loathsome man I've ever met," you inform him snidely.
"Darling, don't flirt with me like this in sheer daylight. It's rather embarrassing."Bookmarked by Whatakewlusername
09 Jun 2026
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“Well,” he croons, “The fun doesn’t have to be entirely one-sided. Our time could very well be limited. You help me with my condition…and I could help you with yours.”
“My condition?” she asks, her eyebrows now arched to maximum height.
Astarion tilts his head. “Darling, it’s bad enough that we might burst into tentacles any day now. I would hate to see you die a virgin.”
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Neve already had her hands full, what with trying to keep her companions from killing each other and pushing forward in the face of an uncertain fate. Then the vampire had to go and decide she was sweet enough to want to sink his teeth into.
Another take on how things unfold post-bite.
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- Part 1 of Mercurial World
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18 May 2026
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After abandoning Blood Huntress to focus more on my other fanfic novel - Wild Blood - I have decided to rewrite Ishta's story using the new writing techniques and style I have acquired over the past couple of years.
So: No more long winded exposition dumps. No more describing every game interaction and quest. Less word for word dialogue filler. Less time wasted on events your already know from playing the game.
Which means: MORE snarky banter! MORE unique interactions and dialogue! MORE Astarion driving Ishta crazy! MORE angst and shenanigans! Huzzah!
Now here's a nice little blurb for anyone who is reading this story for the first time.
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What happens when a vampire slayer finds out one of her new companions is a vampire? Emotional angst and shenanigans, that's what.Follow the journey of Ishta, the once dreaded Blood Huntress of the East, as she discovers how one person can change every conviction she ever had about the nature of good and evil.
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11 May 2026
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No Gods Worth Kneeling To | Astarion / Gale / OC by Aluesaeri
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
26 Jun 2026
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Rowena was bought, trained, and branded to serve a powerful man who preferred his weapons sharp and obedient.
She fixed the last problem with a dagger.
But freedom proved short-lived when a mind flayer ship crashed into the Sword Coast and left a parasite burrowing behind her eye. To survive, Rowena was forced into uneasy alliances with strangers she should not trust: a silver-tongued vampire who saw far too much of himself in her violence, and a wizard whose quiet kindness hid the kind of ambition that once nearly destroyed him.
Both men carried ghosts of their own—one haunted by a master who refused to release his hold, the other by power he was never meant to wield.
Both offered something she had never known before.
Neither came without a cost.
And as the road to Baldur’s Gate grew darker, Rowena would learn that killing her master had only been the beginning.
Because some ghosts refused to stay dead.
And some of them remembered exactly how to find her.
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10 May 2026
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A Mortal Kind of Love by totally_irritated
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Forgotten Realms (Roleplaying Game)
09 May 2026
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After a year of struggling with dwindling powers, Diana Fairwind, Cleric of Mystra, was finally shoved out of the metaphorical nest. When she'd agreed that time spent away from home with other Mystrans would do her good, getting abducted by mind flayers and pulling one of her goddess's Chosen out of a cliff wasn't what she had in mind.
This is a novelization of the main story of Baldur's Gate 3 & Gale's romance arc.
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10 May 2026