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A Shot of Espresso (To Wake up Sleepy Joe) by catcatmalina for user2
Fandoms: Political RPF, Political RPF - US 21st c., Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
05 Oct 2025
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The chime of the doorbell rings out across the coffee shop. Like a machine that’s just been powered on, Joe immediately turns on his signature smile and customer service voice.
“Hello, welcome to Sleepy Joe’s, is there anything I can—“
His words are abruptly cut off at the sight of the most gorgeous man his blue eyes have ever laid sight upon. Clad head to toe in black, the gorgeous man sports a leather jacket, leather pants, and killer combat boots.
“Uh… what would y-you like to order?” Joe stutters, facepalming himself mentally.
The mysterious man, however, does not seem deterred by Joe’s embarrassing stutter. As Joe lifts his gaze up to the man’s face once more, he sees a smirk stretch across those gorgeous lips.
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Biden is a barista who kinda sorta maybe likes his job. What he does truly end up liking, though, is the mysterious man who comes in at 6 o’clock every morning for a shot of espresso.