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Lando attaches the blushy, pouty photo and sends it, then locks his phone and drops it onto the carpet beside him, staring up at the ceiling.
There’s a pause, stretching suspiciously long.
A faint click echoes through the call. Mute. Then unmute again.
“Sorry,” OP says when he comes back, his voice rougher now. “Thought someone was at the door.”
Or: Lando loses an F1 championship and signs up for a charity Minecraft speedrunning tournament to cope with his existential crisis. Turns out his coach, faceless speedrunning champion OP81, might be a bit of a fanboy.
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08 Jun 2026
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For nearly two years, Lando Norris had run a luxury bar in the heart of the city - a place of music, laughter, and carefully poured distractions. Locals loved him, and his bar quickly became a refuge for those looking to unwind after long days.
That stability shatters when Oscar Piastri opens a therapy clinic directly above the bar.
Almost overnight, Lando begins losing his regulars - people who now choose healing over drinking. At the same time, Oscar watches his patients struggle, relapsing the moment they step outside. Each man becomes the other's problem, a constant reminder of everything they disagree on.
They clash over principles, over responsibility, over what it means to help someone survive. Different mindsets. Different ways of coping. Neither willing to concede.
Until a teenage girl named Eveline and other events that force their paths to cross in ways neither of them can ignore.
Bound by circumstance and an uneasy truce, Lando and Oscar are pushed into reluctant cooperation. And in the quiet moments between closing time and opening hours, they begin to see past assumptions - learning that care comes in many forms, and healing is rarely as simple as choosing the right door.
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02 Jun 2026
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Max Verstappen has been bitter about the hand life dealt him for as long as he can remember. While his cousins grow up in ancestral estates and lavish mansions, he spends his childhood in a dingy motorhome, enduring the wrath of an abusive father.
Cunning, charming, and utterly ruthless, Max claws his way out of that life the only way he knows how – through lies, well-played deception, and perfectly executed cons. With a loyal crew of misfits at his side, he’s built an existence on the edge of society. Yet for Max’s insatiable hunger, this quiet life of petty scams isn’t enough. He’s only ever wanted what he believes should be his.
So he fixes his gaze on his greatest target yet: a heist against his spoiled, undeserving cousins – Lordling Lando Norris and billionaire’s heir Lance Stroll – the perfect marks to finally undo the shitty hand life dealt him.
Standing in his way is Detective Inspector George Russell, lead investigator with Scotland Yard’s Major Investigation Team – a man with a spotless reputation, a razor-sharp mind to match his own, and a personal history with Max that neither of them can escape.
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19 May 2026
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The first time Mark mentioned Oscar’s name, was probably during one of their normal dinners at home, when Sebastian was on break week between races. It wasn’t even anything grand, just Mark mentioning that he was looking into this Australian rookie and thinking he might sign him up. Sebastian knowing that despite spending a lot of time at their home in Switzerland, Mark was still a very proud Aussie who wouldn’t miss a chance to promote some fresh Australian talent into the sport. Sebastian could respect that and it was quite endearing how excited his husband got over the chance of potentially getting a new Aussie into Formula 1. Maybe the kid could be the next Australian Formula 1 champion. It wasn’t until the whole contract- gate with Alpine when Sebastian realized that maybe Oscar indeed was something more than your average rookie Mark was managing.
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- Part 1 of A four party affair
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16 May 2026
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This was the part where he was supposed to walk away. Shut it all down. Delete the alt account, torch the Twitter, chuck the phone in the minibar freezer, and go take another cold shower. Again. But instead, he accepted the request. Like a complete idiot. Like he didn’t have the impulse control of a wet napkin.
Christ. He was definitely thinking with his dick. There was absolutely no way this was going to end well.
OR The only thing faster than Oscar on track is the speed at which he gets folded in half once Lando finds out his secret.
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- Part 1 of No One Noticed
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14 May 2026