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Simon is given an orange, but they make his mouth feel… itchy? He dares to tell Grace, and regrets it.
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Of Gods and Man by Taffythetomemaker
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
26 Jun 2026
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Simon was finally going to die.
A boulder nearly as big as Dr. Grace's house was already seconds away from Simon's face, having suddenly and unluckily dislodged itself from the cliff.
He yelped as pure terror shot through his veins, leaping away from the center of the boulder (but not nearly far enough), and landing on the ground roughly, knocking the air and a pained grunt from his lungs. In the same instant he curled as tight as he could, covered his head with his hand, and squeezed his eyes shut.
Choked, frantic prayers spilled from his lips into the sand as time seemed to stand still and grow longer in his last moments, drawing out his agony.
He prayed and shuddered and prayed and shuddered and—
Surely the boulder should have him dead by now.
Simon looked up.
His stomach dropped right through the sand, past the rest of this planet, and into the infinite abyss of space beyond.
The boulder was floating a few feet above him, covered in a gentle barrier of glowing neon green, and to Simon's front, who had been leading the way to his house, was what Simon could only guess was Grace's true form.
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Simon thinks Grace is God :3
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Ryland has major PTSD, and it’s a hassle for everyone, himself included, to not be able to be touched on his neck or back, so Ryland tries exposure therapy.
No one has a good time :33333
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Simon is sick
Really, really, /really/ sick.
The question is why
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Simon wakes up surrounded by water, but not drowning.
He is also, notably, no longer human.
What the hell.OR
Mer auuuuuu!!!!
Simon gets dropped into Grace’s ocean on Erid and has to Figure Things Out. Good luck to him lol o7
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Expendables by CreepyCrawler
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), The Fall Guy (2024)
20 Jun 2026
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Dr. Ryland Grace. Colt Seavers. Simon "The Butcher".
Each of them are lost to a world that disregards them in unique ways. What happens when society decides that each of them are expendable enough to be sacrificed for the will of humanity? What happens when Grace isn't the only survivor?
What happens when I make Bloodymary and Coltland twins real?
All good questions.
Bookmarked by Taffythetomemaker
05 Jun 2026
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years since it's been here by solvskrift
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 May 2026
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Dozens of little legs raced across the sand, bolting past Rocky and heading straight for Grace, happy shrieking trills filling the air.
“Welcome to Field Trip Day!” Grace cried, flinging out his arms.
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11 May 2026
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Platonic cuddling by Likelightinglass
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
26 May 2026
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06 May 2026
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Yellow Labrador (Grace Go Home) by hyprrrem
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
31 Mar 2026
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"I had a dog as a kid," Grace had told them once. "Her name was Maisy. Big yellow labrador. We got her when I was around five—" (Rocky had never quite gotten used to human aging) "—and I loved her to bits. She was my best friend all through middle and high school.")
Years ago, Ryland Grace lost a best friend. Years later, Rocky will too.
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- Part 2 of Eridian's Best Friend
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Atavism by my_heart_of_heart
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
25 May 2026
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So I can't die.
I was in undergrad when I finally couldn't deny it any more. I'd been hit by a car and walked it off with barely a scratch. Though, really, "can't die" was a wild oversimplification of something I still didn't fully understand.
Aka Grace remembers that he's literally indestructible at the worst possible moment. This complicates things.
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