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    You, the reader, worked at Mr. (Ant) Tenna's television studio with your friend Mike. One day, your boss strangely asked you to be his very own personal assistant. There was absolutely no way you could turn that down. After all, your crush on the eccentric TV-headed man was growing by the day. What you didn't expect from your promotion was a blossoming relationship between you and your boss.

    This fic includes plenty of smut, so get ready for some spicy TV romance and a goofy side story featuring Mike and Spamton!

    "It's!! TV!!! Time!!"

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Grace and Graham have saved the sun, the Earth, and Rocky. Now they're on their way to saving Erid.

    Hopefully they won't kill each other before they get there.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    Ryland Grace never thought he’d fall in love.
    You didn’t think you’d ever find someone who understood you.

    That all changed when you started a new job as a middle school librarian at Grover Cleveland Middle School. There, you met your best friend and the greatest love of your life, found out the sun was dying, and somehow learned of the government's plan to send three scientists into space to figure out why.

    Discover a love story that transcends space and time and follow two soulmates as they navigate through a world in peril.

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    26 Apr 2026

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    Grace is very busy getting blackout drunk on his spaceship, all alone, 12 light years from home, thank you, when one of the "corpses" from the dormitory of the ship decides to "reanimate" all of a sudden.

    Does he get a hug and cry from the sheer relief of human contact after days of being crushingly alone? Maybe.

    Does he absolutely think the fourth member of the Hail Mary is a space zombie at first? ...ALSO, maybe.

    Don't worry. Graham fix.

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    25 Apr 2026

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    Religion! Horror! Exorcisms! Piercings! And Gerard is a priest.

    Disclaimer: I stole frequently and unrepentantly from Joss Whedon and the makers of various horror movies throughout this whole series. Also I am not an expert on the Vatican or medical-type things, so please accept my apologies in advance for all the wild inaccuracies I am sure you are about to encounter. If everyone could just assume this is the Magical Made-Up Vatican, you know, like the religious institution version of those tour buses that drive themselves and don't carry anyone but the band, that would be awesome.

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    29 Nov 2025