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宇智波带土蛀牙去看医生，医生居然是久别重逢的高中同学旗木卡卡西。
Uchiha Obito has a bad tooth. Nothing serious. Until he sits down in the chair, looks up, and finds Hatake Kakashi — the classmate he hasn't seen since high school — smiling at him from behind a surgical mask.
⚠️⚠️有堍被卡西前列腺按摩提及。总体还是堍猛操卡西。以及恐惧牙医的朋友不要看。
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- Part 13 of 说相声之战犯老婆是六火
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宇智波带土死了，卡卡西从14岁起就成了带土的寡妇。也是从那天起他认识了一个奇怪的面具男。他们在卡卡西分化成omega后，开始上床。
Kakashi has been Uchiha Obito's widow since the age of fourteen.
He met a strange masked man that very same day. When his body finally presented as an omega, he began sleeping with him — and hasn't stopped since.私设堍19岁阿飞时期当水影。
本文又名《带土之死》《老公死之后》《我当寡妇的那些年》《寡妇泪》《老公再爱我一次》请大家读懂我的幽默感。以及不要怀疑，真的是原作正剧向。(严肃)
本人目前同时连开五坑，更新可能会雨露均沾，目前日更，每天会随机抽取一个幸运坑更新。以上。
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- Part 12 of 说相声之战犯老婆是六火
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“遗孀”阿飞 X 正义小记者斯坎儿
记者斯坎儿被邀请去为黑道头目的遗孀撰写一篇人物专访。他本是抱着同情心接近这位神秘高贵的夫人，但意外被对方捕获。并且他发现了“遗孀”的秘密。
Journalist Sukea is sent to interview the elegant, enigmatic widow of a fallen crime lord. He came with sympathy. He left as her captive — and with a secret that no "widow" should be keeping.
其实作者只是想看女装大猛1️⃣扮猪吃老虎，爆炒直男小记者斯坎儿。
预警⚠️两个都是男的。阿飞的遗孀名头只是伪装。斯坎儿是直男，并且只和女性有过性行为。以上
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- Part 11 of 说相声之战犯老婆是六火
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32岁战犯堍 X 7-12岁卡西
宇智波带土跳进兔子洞。
战犯宇智波带土死了，掉进坏掉的时空里，变成了幼年时期旗木卡卡西的监护人。并且与其做爱的。顺便不小心被孩子同班同学，仔堍发现的故事。
War criminal Uchiha Obito dies and falls into a broken spacetime, where he becomes the guardian of a young Hatake Kakashi — and sleeps with him. Oh, and he accidentally gets caught by the kid's classmate, young obito.
以及作者是变态作者是变态作者是变态。但不代表作者三观！作者三观正常，三次元抵制一切恋童癖行为！
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- Part 9 of 说相声之战犯老婆是六火
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36岁总裁堍 x 35岁人妻案山子(卡性转)
35岁的宇智波案山子婚姻幸福美满，和丈夫宇智波带土的性生活也非常满意。唯一美中不足的是丈夫的祖父对他们成婚多年，却无所出，颇有微词。这让案山子彬彬有礼的面具出现了裂纹。但他的丈夫对此却浑不在意。
Kakashi Uchiha was 35, happily married, and the sex with his husband Obito was great. The only thing bugging him? Obito's grandpa kept dropping shade about them still being childless after all these years — enough to crack his ever-so-polite façade. Obito, on the other hand, didn't give a damn.
作者碎碎念：有点黄(划掉)很黄。终于不搞年龄差开始像个大人一样，彻头彻尾的来一场成人间的夫妻性爱了。以及是《论如何对笨蛋一见钟情》的性压抑产物。终于轮到案山子吃瘪了。作者好好疼爱堍一回。(妈妈爱你们，正色状)
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- Part 10 of 说相声之战犯老婆是六火
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