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My friend needs a girlfriend, PLS!!
The writing says, and Lando can't decide which part he hates the most. If it's the uppercase 'please' or the two exclamation points that follow, like Oscar's begging the world to get him a girl to settle down already. Or if it's the fact that Oscar's referring to him as his friend, when they are long past the point of being able to call each other that.
or: inspired by Lando's absolute menace behaviour during the 2026 Monaco GP
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Quiet IT professional Oscar Piastri leads a grey, uneventful life until his new neighbor Lando Norris—a loud, popular, and often controversial streamer. moves in next door. What begins as fascination curdles into obsession as Oscar secretly installs cameras throughout Lando's home, meticulously studies his habits, and methodically isolates him from his closest friend. When Lando’s online world implodes through a calculated hack, the one person offering comfort is the man who destroyed it, setting the stage for a far more terrifying plan.
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“Stupid fucking idiot. Complete muppet. Why did I agree to that stupid bet? Why did I fucking lose the bet?” Lando grumbles, squinting into the dark forest around him. He can’t see anything but trees, trees, and more fucking trees. He huffs, rolling his eyes and throwing his hands up, wincing when the light skitters across the foliage around him.
A crack sounds behind him, and he whirls around, a scream dying in his throat when he sees nothing there. Like an idiot, Lando calls out, “Hello?”
Nothing.
or, Lando meets a very interesting creature.
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- Part 1 of sir bear does kinkvember
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The true hell for Oscar began when Lando came to their bedroom to say goodbye to him, all dressed nicely in a white shirt and black, elegant trousers, smelling like an absolute god. Lando always paid attention to how he smelled, always used these expensive perfumes like Louis Vuitton’s L’Immensité, Tom Ford’s Ombré Leather or Dior Sauvage, but that day it made Oscar’s head spin even more than usual.
or Oscar develops a scent kink because his boyfriend decided to try wearing his expensive perfumes in a different way.
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Oscar "Heart Eyes" Piastri and Lando "Fuck Me" Norris walk onto the paddock.
Will they kiss?
Maybe.
(they do more than kiss, obviously)