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   The Proposal by augustaoctavia for Pensieve_Podfics

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   15 May 2026

   Tags

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   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Harry Potter
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Theodore Nott
   • Ernie Macmillan
   • Ron Weasley
   • Narcissa Black Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger's Mother
   • Hermione Granger's Father
   • Rita Skeeter
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Neville Longbottom
   • Luna Lovegood
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Baguette - Character
   • Post-Hogwarts Era
   • Fake Dating
   • Pining
   • Oblivious Hermione Granger
   • Slow Burn
   • There Was Only One Bed
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • accidental somnophilia
   • diary entries
   • Denial of Feelings
   • throw a bunch of tropes into the cauldron
   • romcom
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Humor
   • (attempted)
   • Some Ron Bashing
   • Suave Scoundrel Draco Malfoy
   • Sexual Tension
   • Hermione Granger & Pansy Parkinson Friendship
   • Hermione is a little unhinged
   • But that is Draco’s kink
   • Numerous sci-fi references
   • Love Letters
   • Hermione Granger & Baguette
   • Baguette is a paid actor
   • Adding slow burn one more time for emphasis
   • Oral Sex
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Enthusiastic Consent

   Summary

   Upon learning about an upcoming couples-only work retreat, Hermione Granger happily announces to her rival coworker and the Minister of Magic that she is engaged to be married.

   Unfortunately, Hermione is *not* engaged. In fact, she is incredibly and painfully single. Recklessly, Hermione doubles down on the lie and decides to hire someone to pretend to be her fiancé for the next three months.

   Enter Draco Malfoy—a man more perfect for the role than she could have ever anticipated.

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   English

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   25 Apr 2026