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How to Handle the Revelation that Your Close Friend Who You Thought Turned Evil Is Significantly Less Human Than You Originally Assumed and Also Believes You Have Been LARPing For The Past Two Years of Bloodshed In Four Easy Steps by Sif (Rosae)
Fandoms: Dream SMP
13 Feb 2022
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A wikiHow article by Sapnap, leading expert in emotional breakdowns caused by discovering your former best friend turned murderous villain isn’t simply a secretive hybrid, but is instead an eldritch being playing human and is completely unaware that all of this wasn’t just a game.
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- Part 1 of Eldritch Dream
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A Guide To Winning Back Your Boyfriend (who wasn't actually ever your boyfriend, and who only left you because he got too wrapped up in his stupid plans to fix everything) (some nuclear weapons required) by Sif (Rosae)
Fandoms: Dream SMP
16 Jul 2022
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It happens to everyone at someone point in our lives. We have a guy whose obsessed with us, whose perfect for us in every way, who we loved and were loved by. Maybe you never put a name to it, but you both knew it was love. Then some other guy comes along and starts a country because he’s a power hungry bitch, and your perfect man gets so wrapped up in trying to restore the world to it’s former peacefulness that he leaves us behind. Alone and abandoned all in pursuit of an impossible goal.
Sure, you can always find a god wearing his face and try to move on with an imperfect impostor. Or you can sleep your days away wrapped up in depression and desperately wanting the version of him you knew to waltz through the door and make everything okay. If you’re boring as fuck then you can “move on and start seeing other people”. But let’s face it, none of that is going to make you happy. If you want your man back, then you need to take matters into your own hand. In here you’ll find a comprehensive guide to doing just that!
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- Part 2 of Wikihow Articles