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A horny bard and a confused witcher

Series Metadata

Creators:

ElectricRituals, GeraltRogerEricDuHauteBellegarde (ElectricRituals)

Series Begun:

2020-09-29

Series Updated:

2020-09-30

Description:

Jaskier uses every sexual tension-inducing phrase and situation he can think of but Geralt just doesn’t get it.

Stats:

Words:: 1,186
Works:: 3
Complete:: No
Bookmarks:: 10

Listing Series

Make Me by GeraltRogerEricDuHauteBellegarde (ElectricRituals)

Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
29 Sep 2020
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Summary

Jaskier is tired and bored and horny and Geralt isn't helping.

Series
- Part 1 of A horny bard and a confused witcher
Language:

English

Words:

364

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

14

Kudos:

163

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

1,277
Oh Really? by GeraltRogerEricDuHauteBellegarde (ElectricRituals)

Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
29 Sep 2020
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Summary

Jaskier can't help but challenge Geralt in a lust fueled haze but Geralt is just confused.

Series
- Part 2 of A horny bard and a confused witcher
Language:

English

Words:

405

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

10

Kudos:

138

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

1,259
A Knife to the Throat by GeraltRogerEricDuHauteBellegarde (ElectricRituals)

Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
30 Sep 2020
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Summary

What was Jaskier thinking, asking Geralt to train him to fight? This wasn't going to make the bard feel any better.

Series
- Part 3 of A horny bard and a confused witcher
Language:

English

Words:

417

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

19

Kudos:

157

Bookmarks:

2

Hits:

1,199