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Chapter 5: Alfred Pennyworth

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Alfred had been watching over Waynes for decades.

He had seen Bruce at his lowest—broken and bleeding and hollow-eyed in the cave.

He had seen Bruce at his highest—laughing at one of Dick's terrible jokes, Damian's hand small in his, Tim's coffee-stained smile.

He had watched the family grow and fracture and heal and grow again.

But he had never seen Bruce rest.

Not like this.

Not truly.

Bruce rested the way soldiers rested—one eye open, always listening, always waiting for the next crisis. He slept in the cave sometimes, hunched over the computer console, because the bed was too soft and the quiet was too loud and his body had forgotten how to stop.

Salix changed that.

Alfred didn't fully understand how. He didn't need to. He only needed to observe the evidence: Bruce, asleep on a beach blanket, face soft, body loose, safe.

Salix was curled around him like a shield. Not possessive in the way the Valaryons were—Alfred had heard the stories, knew the reputation, but protective in a way that felt almost maternal. Almost. There was nothing maternal about Salix, not really, but there was something ancient in the way he guarded what was his.

And Bruce was his. Not romantically—Alfred had long since accepted that whatever existed between them defied simple labels. But Bruce was Salix's in the way that mattered: trusted, cherished, kept.

Alfred approached slowly, footsteps soft on the sand.

Neither of them stirred.

He set down the basket he'd brought—sandwiches, water, fresh fruit, because they would wake up hungry and he refused to let either of them subsist on beach air and sentimentality. Then he pulled out his phone.

The photo he took was different from the ones the children had sent.

It was wider, capturing more of the scene: the quilt, the shoes, the hat resting on Bruce's folded jacket, the distant horizon where the sky met the sea. Bruce's hair was mussed. Salix's braid had come completely undone now, dark hair spilling across both of them like a second blanket.

They looked like a painting.

They looked like peace.

Alfred sent the photo to the group chat with a single caption:

Alfred: [image attached]

Alfred: They are well.

Alfred: Do not disturb them.

Jason: yes sir

Tim: yes sir

Dick: yes sir

Damian: Understood, Pennyworth.

Stephanie: 🥺🥺🥺

Duke: that's the most relaxed I've ever seen Bruce

Cass: good

Jason: hey alf

Jason: can you... can you stay with them

Jason: until they wake up

Alfred: Master Jason, I had no intention of leaving.

Jason: okay

Jason: good

Jason: that's good

Alfred settled onto a nearby rock, basket at his feet, phone in his pocket.

The tide was coming in slowly. The wind had picked up just enough to be pleasant. In the distance, a few gulls circled lazily, unconcerned with the affairs of vigilantes and ancient beings.

Salix shifted in his sleep. His arm tightened around Bruce. Bruce made a small sound—not distressed, just aware—and Salix's hand moved to rest over Bruce's heart.

Checking.

Always checking.

Alfred smiled.

Somewhere in the house, the children would be watching their phones, refreshing the chat, waiting for news. They would pretend to be annoyed or concerned or tactically interested, but Alfred knew the truth: they were relieved.

Bruce was safe.

Bruce was resting.

Bruce was with someone who would burn the world down to keep him that way.

And that, Alfred thought, was worth more than any mission report or patrol route or contingency plan.

He pulled out his phone one more time.

Alfred: They are waking up.

Jason: finally

Dick: tell bruce we love him

Damian: Do not tell him that. He will be insufferable.

Dick: tell him anyway

Alfred: I will relay the message.

Stephanie: WAIT tell salix we said hi

Duke: yeah tell salix we appreciate him

Cass: thank you, salix.

Tim: what cass said

Jason: hey salix

Jason: if you're reading this over alfred's shoulder

Jason: i love you

Jason: don't let the old man steal you for too long

Jason: i have plans for you when you get home

Dick: JASON

Tim: JASON

Stephanie: JASON

Damian: Todd, I beg you, have some decorum.

Jason: what

Jason: i'm being ROMANTIC

Alfred: Master Jason.

Alfred: I believe you have traumatized the children.

Jason: good

 

 

 

 

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Bruce woke to sunlight and salt air and the weight of someone familiar against his chest.

"Salix."

"Mhm."

"We fell asleep."

"Mmhm."

"For eight hours."

"Nine." Salix's voice was thick with sleep, still pressed into Bruce's neck. "Alfred brought food. It's in the basket."

Bruce blinked. Looked around. Saw the basket. Saw Alfred sitting on a nearby rock, polishing his glasses with a small smile.

"Alfred."

"Master Bruce."

"How long have you been there?"

"Long enough." Alfred stood, brushing sand from his trousers. "The children have been... concerned."

Bruce groaned. "They know."

"Master Timothy took photographs. Master Damian took seventeen photographs. Master Jason arrived approximately three hours ago and took three more before leaving."

Salix laughed—a soft, sleepy sound that vibrated against Bruce's collarbone. "Your family is ridiculous."

"They're your family too."

"Unfortunately."

Salix finally lifted his head, mismatched eyes blinking against the light. His hair was a disaster, braid completely unraveled, dark strands catching the breeze. Bruce reached up without thinking and tucked a piece behind Salix's ear.

Salix's eyes softened.

"There's sand in your hair," Bruce said.

"There's sand everywhere," Salix replied. "You're the one who insisted on the beach."

"I didn't insist—"

"You said, and I quote, 'Salix, you need to touch grass. Or sand. Something that isn't the ceiling of your apartment.'"

Bruce opened his mouth. Closed it. "That does sound like something I would say."

Alfred cleared his throat. "If you two are quite finished, I believe the children are waiting for confirmation that you are, in fact, alive."

Salix stretched, joints popping, and reached for his phone. Bruce watched as Salix scrolled through the group chat, expression shifting from sleepy to amused to mortified in approximately four seconds.

"They sent pictures."

"Alfred sent a picture."

"Alfred, you traitor."

"I sent one photograph, Master Salix. The children sent the rest."

Salix's eye twitched. "Jason sent a picture of us. To the group chat."

"He was concerned."

"He could have called."

"He took photographs instead."

Salix dropped his head back onto Bruce's shoulder with a groan. "I'm never going to hear the end of this."

Bruce patted his hair. "Probably not."

"I hate your family."

"No, you don't."

"No." Salix sighed. "I don't."

They sat there for a while longer, the tide creeping closer, the sun beginning its slow descent toward the horizon. Alfred had retreated to the car, giving them privacy. The phone had buzzed itself silent.

Eventually, Salix spoke.

"Bruce."

"Mm?"

"Thank you."

"For what?"

"For making me rest. For... this." Salix gestured vaguely at the beach, the blanket, the tangled quilt. "I forget. Sometimes. That I'm allowed to stop."

Bruce was quiet for a moment. Then: "I forget too."

Salix looked up at him. Smiled—small, soft, real. "Then I suppose we'll have to remind each other."

Bruce smiled back. "I suppose we will."

They packed up the blanket and the basket and the shoes and the hat. They walked back to the car together, shoulders brushing, sand clinging to their clothes. Alfred was waiting with the engine running and the heat on low.

And in the group chat, the final message of the day:

Alfred: They are on their way home.

Alfred: They are both well.

Alfred: Do not overwhelm them with questions.

Jason: no promises

Dick: JASON

Jason: what i said NO PROMISES

Stephanie: i'm just glad they're okay

Duke: same

Cass: ❤️

Tim: don't tell bruce i said this but

Tim: it's nice. seeing him like that.

Damian: ...I concur.

Jason: okay who are you and what have you done with damian

Damian: I am capable of emotional depth, Todd.

Jason: since WHEN

Damian: Since I observed that Father deserves to be happy.

Damian: Even if that happiness involves being used as a pillow by a territorial Yōkai.

Salix: I can see this chat.

Salix: And I resent being called territorial.

Jason: love you baby

Salix: I love you too.

Salix: But I'm still territorial.

Salix: And Bruce is MY pillow.

Bruce: I'm no one's pillow.

Salix: You're my pillow.

Bruce: ...

Bruce: Fine.

Jason: BRUCE

Dick: BRUCE

Tim: BRUCE

Stephanie: BRUCE WAYNE ADMITTED DEFEAT

Duke: SCREENSHOT

Damian: Preserve this moment for posterity.

Cass: framed. on the wall.

Bruce: I hate all of you.

Salix: No, you don't.

Bruce: ...No. I don't.

And that, Alfred thought as he pulled into the Manor driveway, was that.

 

 

 

 

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Notes:

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