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He couldn't get her out of his damn mind. She was there in every thought, every breath he took.
Evil Pomni.
God, she was so cool.
Sure, he liked the regular Pomni just fine. She was a bit awkward, but pretty chill.
But Evil Pomni just got his blood pumping and he desperately wishes she wasn't just another NPC to be stored away for eternity until Caine can find another use for her. Was this what normal Pomni thought of that Gummygoo idiot? Did she want to fuck him like he wants her evil version?
He's losing sleep over this one fucking girl! She's stuck in the NPC world with that fucking loser version of him. He hopes maybe she's killed him off or something. Fuck that guy.
Ugh, great. Now he's rock hard thinking about her strangling that idiot to death. He probably can't even die but it's a pleasant thought anyway.
He glances around the room and decides his boner has gone unnoticed by the other members of the circus. Palming himself gently through his overalls for a brief second of relief, he jumps up and announces he's off to his room to sleep, not wanting to hang around mope town any longer.
He'll ignore the pointed comments about the fact he, too, was moping. So what if the last adventure was bummer for everyone? There will be more of them. Caine is just so good at digging into your mind and finding exactly what would make your blood run cold.
Well, it's not like he gets much time to ponder as apparently he gets summoned right back into the midst of the group by the AI himself. He quickly shifts himself to a position to make sure the outline of his cock can't be seen through his overalls. Thank God he didn't already have fist in them like he had planned to the second he was out of sight of the group.
"What's this about?" He groans, asking Caine, "I was going to finally sleep after that snooze fest of an adventure."
"Yes, well.. about that." Caine said, "I realized that maybe I didn't put much thought into that one, and relied too much on your personal files for it so I've come up with a new adventure that will hopefully be a bit better!"
"But we just went on one!" Zooble complains. "Can't this wait?"
"Nope. I hate to leave my loyal attendees unsatisfied with their experiences!" Caine says, snapping his fingers and a portal opens. "This is a theme park! What's the theme, you ask? Parks! As in Car Parks? Get it? Get it!?"
"Uh, no? What?" Ragatha seems confused.
"Like a racetrack, then?" Pomni asks.
"Nope, like a theme park for cars!" Caine says enthusiastically. "Now off you go! I have to go to a meeting and prepare for the next adventure. A better one, this time!"
They all sigh and make their way through he portal.
He really didn't want to be doing this right now, but if they all get their own car or some shit then there should be no reason he can't jerk off in it.
When they come out the other side of the portal, they're greeted by the largest theme park he's ever seen. It's massive. It doesn't take much to realize that each ride in the park is, in fact, some kind of car-related ride. There's even one that reminds him of Rainbow Road and the cars don't even look all that safe.
Maybe this would actually be a bit fun.
As soon as he jerk off, that is. This boner is killing his enthusiasm a little.
There's a lot of NPC's around too. Some he doesn't even recognize. With a start, he realizes that maybe Caine has reused some of them and the thought flies into his brain immediately.
Evil Pomni might be around.
"See you losers later, I'm playing on my own." He says and immediately strolls off into the park.
He hears Pomni calling after him and he admittedly wouldn't mind hanging out with her here but he really needs to fuck something and it would be awkward as hell if he tried coming onto her and she blew him off. Then they'd have to face each other for the rest of eternity. He shudders at the thought.
Maybe after he gets this out of his system he'll seek her out for some actual park-related thrills.
It's taking a while to find anything here because of the sheer size of this hell.
His first real sign that hope is on the horizon is, unfortunately, his shit-ass wimpy evil version running the cotton candy stand. Because of course that's what the idiot would be doing. Couldn't ever be something cool like axe throwing.
"Hey, you." He barks at the pink looking idiot.
"Oh, um, hi me!" It says stupidly.
"Fuck off. Where's Evil Pomni?" Straight to the point as always, he has not got the time to waste on this wretched version of himself.
"I think she's at the fun house..." He says meekly, handing a spun cotton candy thing to some random blank mannequin NPC child.
He doesn't even bother with a thank you and heads straight to the fun house. He knows he passed it like a minute ago, so he doesn't have far to travel.
There's no line for the fun house, and he thinks in part it's because Evil Pomni is standing just inside the entrance and telling people to fuck off.
He grins and saunters right up to her. "Hey there, long time no see."
She looks him up and down, then a toothy grin slowly stretches onto her face. "Sup, bunnyboy."
He ignores the nickname when it comes from her, maybe because out of her mouth it's hot. But if anyone else called him that, well... they better sleep with one eye wide open. Armed, too, probably.
"If it isn't my favorite jester..." He drawls casually, leaning against the wall beside her.
She snorts a laugh, "Oh please, we've spoken like once."
"And? Is that a problem, is it?" He grins, "I can't just enjoy the pleasure of your company?"
She gives him a look and says "Is that why you're rocking a massive boner?"
"Nah, was just going to jerk off but Caine decided another adventure would be good instead." He admits. He might as well, not like he'll see her again after this adventure for a really long time anyway.
"Oh? What were you thinking about that got you all riled up like this?" She asks.
He almost tells her off for being so direct, but he's here to try and fuck her silly and there's a blush on her face so he thinks his odds are pretty good. "Always you."
He nearly backtracks, thinking that maybe that sounded weirdly romantic. Which was not his intention.
"Me, huh? That's fucking hot." She says, shuffling a little closer to him, their sides brushing.
Oh she's into this. He's so getting laid today. "Yeah, you. God, ever since that stupid softball game I can literally only get off to you."
"You sound pretty desperate, eh, bunny?" She grins, nudging him with her elbow, "You never thought to try with your own little jester me? The one you have access too?"
"I've thought about it." He admits, "But I don't want that connection in the circus."
"You either have severe commitment issues or you just really like her." Evil Pomni says. "Maybe both."
"Whatever my thoughts are, it doesn't matter. I didn't come here to fuck her." Jax says sharply, not particularly wanting to kill his boner with emotional chatter and therapy. "Came here for you."
She just grins and grabs his tail, causing a surprised noise tumble out of his mouth, followed by a real embarrassing moan. He hadn't even realize his tail had returned, if he's being honest. But there was no ignoring it now.
"Oh I'm so fucking down. Get in here, bunnyboy." She says.
She drags him by the tail into the fun house and shuts the door behind them.
The interior of the fun house looks nothing at all like a fun house. Caine really did mean cars. It looks like a really weird racetrack and the cars seem to be made to take corners and... stairs? He doesn't really know how best to describe this. He'd be shocked if it works, and since Caine's not good with cube collisions he's hesitant to even be in here. It looks like a coding nightmare.
Evil Pomni drags him over to one of the nearby cars and rips the door open, shoving him inside. She gets in after him and slams the door. He turns over to face her, legs up on the back seat.
She has a predatory smirk when she turns around, crawling between his legs, pushing them further apart. He didn't think he could get any harder but here he was, straining so tight against his overalls he feels like he's going to faint.
He'd never really imagined himself being the more submissive one, but maybe in his fantasies involving her... perhaps he has. She's direct, and she doesn't give a single shit about anything. In his mind, she either lays there bored as he goes absolutely crazy pounding her, unable to control himself like some wild animal... or she forces him down, rides him as she chokes him out.
Either way, he needs this. Needs her.
Her hand roughly comes down onto his cock, rubbing him through his overalls. "Pretty pent up, there?" She grins as he lets out a groan, bucking up into her hand.
"You have no idea." He grits his teeth, desperate for her to touch him more.
"Hmm, want me to make you cum, little bunny?" She licks her sharp teeth and he can't do anything else but focus on that, red faced and heart thumping in his chest.
"Please." He begs.
"Hmm...?" She says teasingly, "Convince me!"
Oh she wants him to beg? He's not above begging for what he wants.
He lets his legs fall apart as far as they can go, gently gyrating his groin into her hand. His hands grip at the leather seats of the car. "Mmh, please? Please, make me cum... I need you."
"Oh, fuck that's so hot little bunnyboy..." She sighs, staring at him with a fire in her eyes. "Didn't think you had that in you. Thought I'd have to tame a beast or something but you're just a needy little slut, aren't you?"
"For you I'll be anything." He says, voice almost a whine at this point.
He groans in disappointment as she removes her hand from his crotch, but it's short lived because now she's sitting back on her knees, hands pulling her little jester outfit off. Jax can't help but stare in fascination as it slips off her and he can see her bare chest. God, he hasn't seen a titty in so long...
His hand reaches for himself, so eager for touch, but she smacks his hand away with a glare and a shake of her head.
Finally she gets her suit off, clothes and hat thrown to the floor.
She's so beautiful. Small, perfect, tits with nipples he just wants to ravish.
He doesn't get much time to process her looks though, as she's suddenly crawling up his body and their faces are so close he can see the gleam in her sharp teeth. He wants to kiss her silly, wants to watch her become as desperate as he is.
He wants her to bite him. Make him feel pain, feel something.
He leans in towards her but she pulls back a little.
"Oh, you wanna kiss?" She laughs, "Please, you gotta earn that shit."
And she leans back in and bites his neck hard.
A sound like an embarrassing mix between a moan and a yelp forces itself out of his throat, the feeling of dagger-sharp teeth sinking into his skin is all he can feel. He doesn't even notice that's she's already undone the buttons to his overalls, sliding them down his chest. Not until she sits back up, he can feel her through his overalls and she's wet.
She shuffles back just enough to drag his clothes down to his pelvis, dragging it agonizingly slow over his cock. She's savoring it, watching him slowly revealed with a light bounce as his cock is finally free. She bites her lip and Jax sees her hand make it's way to her pussy, touching herself to the sight of him.
A jolt of arousal hits him like he was electrocuted and he has to actually will himself to not cum untouched. He might be into begging for her, but cumming early is off the table. If he cums at all, it must be in her. Or on her, he wouldn't mine that pretty face staring up at him.
"You wanna be a good boy for me, bunny?" She groans, fingering her clit.
He nods, barely able to form thoughts let alone words.
She moves back up his body and lets her navel brush his chin as she slowly seats herself on his face. His hands fly up to grab her hips and he wastes absolutely no time getting his mouth on her. Her hands wrap themselves around the base of his ears and he moans into her pussy, feeling her twitch a bit as he does.
She's grinding into him and he can't even believe how much he loves that. He shuts his eyes to focus on eating her out, giving her clit attention, dipping into her a bit with his tongue, back and forth motions that he knows are getting to her, she's unbelievably wet and he can feel his own drool dribbling down his face.
Her breathing is starting to hitch and feels a swell of pride inside, it spurs him on. Her movements are becoming a little jerky, chasing a release.
He wants to make her cum, wants her to feel good, so good. Wants to be the one to break her, have her come undone all because of him.
Suddenly his mouth is empty as she pulls herself off of him. He groans in disappointment, but she slams a hand on his mouth.
"Easy up, bunnyboy." She pants, "Don't wanna cum just yet."
He licks her fingers.
She gets a wild look in her eye and lets him slip her fingers into his mouth, feeling his teeth.
"Fucking hell, you are so needy." She grins.
"Needy for you." He flirts with her.
"Damn, that's hot as hell." She mutters, "Fuck it, I was gonna draw this out more, maybe torture you a bit, but I kinda need you in me right fucking now."
"Can't do both?" He teases. He's not 100% sure about the torture part of it but hey, they can't die in this hellhole so why the hell not?
"Hmm..." Her eyes roam over his body, "Well, I can try. You don't have nipples so that's off the table."
She slips off of him to try and get a better view of his body. It leaves him feeling slightly exposed in a weird way, despite that pretty soon he's going to be balls deep in this girl anyway. He hopes.
She reaches out and slowly drags a finger along his cock, eyes locked to his own to gauge his reaction.
"How badly do you wanna be inside me, bunnyboy?" She grins, and as she does she grabs him by the balls roughly and he tries to clamp his legs shut at the sudden pain, but he other hand holds him down.
"Ugh..." He groans, but tries to answer anyway. "So badly."
"Well, I can hold out on my own pleasure for a bit..." She smirks, and she snaps her fingers and Jax can feel something smack against his side.
Did she summon something? Like Caine can? That's interesting to know for future references...
"How do you feel about anal, bunnyboy?" She leers at him, still strangling his balls.
"I'm fine with it." He replies cautiously, "You into that?"
"Oh yeah." She grins, "Get on your stomach."
"Sur- wait... me?" He questions and it dawns on him that maybe she wasn't asking him to fuck her right now.
"You." She says, all smiles and sharp teeth.
He's about to protest, not really wanting anything up his own ass but then the thought of her being the one lodged behind him, pounding into him... Well, maybe it's not the worst. He'll unpack that another time.
Instead he just flips over like a good boy.
"Have at it, then." He says, hoping his voice sounds steady.
She crawls behind him and he turns his head to watch over his shoulder as she puts the strap-on on, the dildo attached looking maybe a little too big for him, but hey- he has a funny cartoon body, doesn't he? There's probably no limit to what could actually be shoved in him.
"Are you going to...put any lube on that thing?" He asks, a tad nervous despite it all.
"I don't have any." She grins, teasing him with the tip.
"You can't conjure up something?" He grits his teeth.
"I suppose... I could do something for you, since you've been so good for me." She hums.
He can hear her undoing the strap again, and he shifts his body to get a better view.
His eyes widen, his pupils dilate. She's lining the dildo up with herself and pushing it slowly in. He couldn't believe how hot that was. She was fucking herself right in front of him, while he had to lay here with his ass bare and waiting for her to pound him into bliss.
"Holy fuck." He moans, watching her eagerly. He can't help but grind himself against the leather seat.
"Liking the view, bunny?" She smirks, breathing heavily as she shoves the dildo in and out of her, quickening the pace.
The sound is making his ears twitch in excitement, the wet sounds going straight through his entire body and to his dick. He's sure he's leaked a little pre-cum onto the seats. He's shivering from how turned on he is, tail shaking happily.
Suddenly she pulls it from herself and he can see the sheen of her pussy juice covering it. She sighs for a moment and then locks eyes with him, "Think this is lubed enough?"
He shakes his head and she laughs, "Oh? It's not?" She grins and sits up. "Get up. Face me."
He does as he's told, since he's her good boy.
He's sitting on his knees, facing her. Dick bobbing between his legs, leaking and desperate for some kind of touch or stimulation in any form.
She puts the dildo back into it's strap and buckles herself in once more. "Suck it, you bitch."
He doesn't even have to think about it. If she's telling him to suck, then who is he to argue with that?
His face is down and mouth around the tip before he can even decide how he's going to go about it. He can taste her on it, taste her everywhere and his eyes shut in bliss. She grabs him by the ears again, slamming the fake cock right into his throat. He gags for a second, but then embraces it like he was fucking born for this very moment.
He cracks an eye open and looks up at her as his lips touch the base of her big dildo. She's got a grin on her face as she plays with his ears. There's tears in his eyes but she just keeps fucking his mouth anyway.
Finally, she does actually pull out with a wet pop. Saliva connects him to the dildo and God, he thinks that's fucking hot.
"Turn around, get on your tummy, again." She says, giving his cheeks some light slaps to hurry him up.
He scrambles to do as he's told, and the second he's in position, she grabs his hips and pulls him back. His ass raises for her and she grins, lining the tip of the dildo up with his asshole.
"Do you need prep, little bunnyboy?" She asks, "Or are you gonna tough it out?"
He scoffs, "I've been through far worse in this shit-hole than you shoving that in me dry."
"Hah! Fair enough!" She laughs, "I suppose this bad boy can't do that much to you compared to, say, actual torture A La Caine."
As if to make his own point, he pushes back against the tip, letting it stretch him slightly. She decides not to make him wait much longer and slowly pushes in.
It does hurt a bit, but it really is nothing in the grand scheme of things. Besides, the spit all over it really does help.
Finally, she bottoms out in him and it hits a part of him deep inside that he vaguely knew existed, but hadn't ever actually played around with.
"Nng." He moans softly.
Evil Pomni gives a few experimental thrusts and oh. It feels so weird and foreign, he feels full and yet there's something so satisfying about the feeling of something pumping in his insides. It feels good. His breaths are coming out more like pants, and he can feel shivers moving through his spine and making his whole body tremble.
"You likin' this, bunnyboy?" She says, she slaps his ass and he jerks a little and whines. "You're so fucking submissive."
His tail is wagging and he doesn't even have the time to care about whether that's embarrassing or not because all he can think of is the feeling of her hands smacking him as she fucks him into the leather seat. He can't even formulate words, desperate sounds fall from his lips without any control or thought.
It seems to spur her on though as she starts snapping her hips faster. A grin on her face the whole time, slap after slap.
Then something new.
She leans forward, slowing her pace. She slides a hand up Jax's back, feeling him up all the way to the base of his neck before he can suddenly feel her fingernails sharpen and-
"Owww-ughn..." Jax's yelp mellows out into a moan as his brain processes the feeling of her leaving a massive scratch of nails down his back.
She doesn't do it again, but he kind of wishes she would, Instead her hand has started sneaking down to his hip and underneath him to grab his swinging cock.
"How close are you, bunny?" She asks, gripping the base of his cock. "Must be soon, you're leaking everywhere." She seems pleased though.
He really is, isn't he? He can hear himself dripping onto the leather sometimes.
She strokes his cock a couple of times, continuing to thrust into him all the while.
He's really not going to last much longer, he can feel the tension building in him, pressure ready to burst at any moment. His cock twitches in her hand and she fucking lets go.
He groans in disappointment but it doesn't last long as she slams into him so deep he gets dizzy and sees stars. She doesn't stop. He can't stop the moans falling from his mouth from getting louder as he arches his back a little more, trying to somehow get her even deeper inside.
She's gripping his hips so hard that if he could bruise at all, he'd be covered in them. He really wishes he could bruise. God, he'd love to lay in bed later and look at those bruises, knowing she did that to him. Maybe stand in front of the mirror and get himself off.
Oh fuck, he can feel himself cumming already.
He absolutely covers the seat below him and Evil Pomni just grins, fucking him right through it. His groans low, euphoria flooding his body. He slumps down, laying in his own cum, unable to keep himself up any longer.
She slips out of him with a pop and he suddenly feels so empty without her inside him.
He can hear her removing the strap, letting it drop to the floor. He doesn't get any time to enjoy his post cum bliss as suddenly her hands are grabbing his sides and manhandling him onto his back. He groans a bit but lets her do what she wants anyway.
"Alright, you've had your fun." She says, pushing herself back between his limp legs. "My turn to get off."
"I don't know how much energy I got right now..." He mumbles, "Want me to eat you out or something?"
"Get fucked." She laughs, "I'm using this." She slaps his still sensitive cock.
He jumps and hisses from the over-stimulation. He's still hard, not having had the time go limp yet.
She crawls into his lap and he realizes what she's about to do as she lines herself up with his cock.
He doesn't even get a chance to protest as she sinks down onto him with a moan. "Agh, fuck." She whispers.
Jax groans and throws his head back against the seat, the over-stimulation sending painful jolts through his body.
She doesn't even let him adjust to the feeling, immediately riding him, slamming herself up and down.
He wants to take a picture. She looks so fucking hot fucking herself on his cock.
Despite the over-stimulation, his hands reach up and grab her hips, guiding her movements. But eventually his hands start to wander, trailing up her torso to her chest. He kneads her breasts, what little tissue there is there, and gently plays with her nipples.
He wasn't sure if they were sensitive for her or not, but she's moaning a little louder than before so he takes it as a good sign to continue.
A couple minutes later and he finds the stimulation isn't as painful as it was and he starts feeling that tension in his gut again. He starts snapping his hips up to meet hers.
He doesn't need to wonder if she's close or not, her moans turn a little strangled and he can feel a gush of liquid push past his cock and splatter onto him.
"Cumming already?" He teases her.
"Oh please," She replies, her breath shaky and her body shivering. "I didn't even need to be stroking you for you cum like a good little bunny."
He takes her moment of post-bliss to flip their positions.
She makes a shocked noise as Jax sits up and flips her onto her back, flinging her legs over his shoulders. "What the fuck!?" She yelps.
"My turn, right?" He grins, leaning in, folding her half and giving her a kiss, cock still lodged inside her.
She breaks the kiss after a moment, "Who knew you had anything dominant in there, huh? Well, bunnyboy? Gonna fuck me or what?"
She smacks her knee against his head to tell him to get a move on.
He leans back with his own grin in place and wastes no time and starts thrusting into her, snapping his hips as fast as he can. His eyes are locked on her breasts, the slightest jiggle just captivating him entirely. He bites his lip and focuses on pumping his cock into her.
He's not sure if this time around he can hold out on cumming as much as he did before, he can already feel that tension growing real quick. To speed it up a bit, he slides a hand down to her pussy and plays with her clit as he pumps into her.
"Oh, fuck. Fuck." She hisses, "Don't you fucking dare stop."
Despite him fucking her, she's still trying to hump his fingers, chasing that stimulation. It's so fucking hot it drives him insane.
"Fuck, you're so hot." He growls, and he wants to lean down to bite and suck on her tits, but he can't without leaving her clit unattended and he is not doing that.
"Cum in me, bunny!" She mewls, her legs tightening around him.
And he fucking does. It's the hardest he's cum in a while. Pressing into her as far as he can go, filling her with his seed. He can feel her clench tightly around him and that now familiar liquid gushes out of her, basically pushing his cock out of her accidentally.
He groans and collapses on her, both of them panting heavily. He buries his face in her hair and sighs. She smells so good.
"Did you have fun?" She asks him, reaching up and playing with his ears.
He hums his agreement, starting to press kisses along her neck.
"You're getting sappy." She complains, but makes no move to stop him.
"What? I can't enjoy this? Not like we'll see each other again for a long fucking time. I don't even know what you'll remember." He mutters.
"Idiot." She rolls her eyes, "Who the fuck cares? Could just ask Caine to summon me or some shit."
"Nah, Caine would kill me if he found out, probably." Jax dismisses the idea, however tempting it is.
"You're worried about making the boring Pomni jealous, huh?" She drawls.
"She's not boring." He defends her.
"Whatever." She says, "You know, you really need give in and make her yours."
"What, why?" He replies, "I have no interest in a relationship. With anyone. I don't even want to be close to anyone in there."
"Coward. That's why you're fucking an NPC" She laughs, "But you're going to need to get close with her."
"Why?" He's confused, "I don't want to."
"You can blame Caine's little... accidental coding error, if you will." She says smugly, "But to create us opposites, well..."
"Well what?" Jax barks out, worry filling his soul.
"We're pretty connected... physically. I can feel when she.... plays with herself." She says, "And, well, I don't know about your Pomni, but I can get pregnant."
"You..." Jax trails off as he realizes. "Oh fuck."