Dirty Laundry

by ghostromanoff

Summary:

Ilya is obsessed with his man, sweat and all.

Notes:

Sorry for saying I had writers block and then immediately posting :) I was cured.

This one is specifically for Gabriel, and freak4freak jock4jock hollanov because I know they're getting nasty with it. Let them be gross about and with each other.

Irina Foundation
@IrinaFoundation

Bidding is now open on our game worn Shane Hollander jersey from last nights game! Bidding closes in 24 hours!

12:00 PM · Feb 18

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Shane Hollander-Rozanov
@shanehollanderhockey

Super excited for what we're going to be able to achieve with the proceeds of this one!

Irina Foundation @IrinaFoundation · Feb 18

Bidding is now open on our game worn Shane Hollander jersey from last nights game! Bidding closes in 24 hours!

12:00 PM · Feb 18

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gabriel 🌙 @dreamshane · Replying to @shanehollanderhockey

now why has your husband already bid $3000

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Shane Hollander-Rozanov @shanehollanderhockey · Replying to @dreamshane

He did what?

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Ilya Hollander-Rozanov
@rozanov81

oh is a crime now to want to donate to charity?

12:00 PM · Feb 18

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Ilya Hollander-Rozanov
@rozanov81

oh my god yes i already give foundation lots of money but i want the jersey you will have to outbid me

sharon 🍓 @shaneberry · Feb 18

@rozanov81 isn't it your foundation can't you just give them money?

12:00 PM · Feb 18

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amy @snoopyshane · Replying to @rozanov81

his greed sickens me

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Ilya Hollander-Rozanov
@rozanov81

i am not going to stop bidding stop asking me🙄

12:00 PM · Feb 18

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Shane Hollander-Rozanov @shanehollanderhockey · Replying to @rozanov81

Ilya, there is literally three of these jerseys in our closet. CLEAN ONES. That you can wear. FOR FREE.

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Ilya Hollander-Rozanov @rozanov81 · Replying to @shanehollanderhockey

i do not want clean ones

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ari 🏒 @arionice · Replying to @rozanov81

oh he nasty

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Ilya Hollander-Rozanov
@rozanov81

me and hollander are professional athletes you think we do not like sweat?

12:00 PM · Feb 18

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Shane Hollander-Rozanov @shanehollanderhockey · Replying to @rozanov81

Ilya, I am BEGGING you to stop tweeting.

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gabriel 🌙 @dreamshane · Replying to @rozanov81

i just know they're getting freaky post-workout every time

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Shane Hollander-Rozanov @shanehollanderhockey · Replying to @dreamshane

Please don't encourage him.

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Ilya Hollander-Rozanov @rozanov81 · Replying to @dreamshane

😏

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Ilya Hollander-Rozanov
@rozanov81

I will send second highest bidder a signed Hollander jersey AND a signed Rozanov jersey but this one is mine

Irina Foundation @IrinaFoundation · Feb 18

Bidding is closed! Our game worn Hollander jersey goes to @rozanov81 after bidding $33,500!

12:00 PM · Feb 18

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Wyatt Hayes @hayzygoalie · Replying to @rozanov81

I'm almost scared to ask what he's going to do with it

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Ilya Hollander-Rozanov @rozanov81 · Replying to @hayzygoalie

🤤🍑🏇💦

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Wyatt Hayes @hayzygoalie · Replying to @rozanov81

my fault for asking i should know better by now

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Notes:

Thank you for reading! Leave kudos, leave comments, do your laundry.

I think Ilya probably overbid for the jersey but I googled Crosby game worn jerseys and that's the number that came up so maybe he didn't.

Also yes he could just take one from Shane's bag and he DOES but this is more fun for me :)

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Series this work belongs to:

• Part 16 of Lily & Jane Forever