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Andrea Sachs is Hollywood's newest darling. Miranda Priestly just happens to be her biggest hater.

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Chapter 1: Boring Barbie

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JUNE 30, 2014

TNZ
@TNZ

"BORING BARBIE": Miranda Priestly Roasts Hollywood's Newest It Girl Andrea Sachs
https://tnz.com/article/fashion-icon-miranda-priestly-roasts-rising-actress-andrea-s-o8f6z7

12:00 PM · June 30, 2014


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FashionBeast @FashionBeast · Replying to @TNZ

If Miranda Priestly called me #BoringBarbie I'd either frame it or I'd disappear into the woods.

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DoomScroller @DoomScroller · Replying to @TNZ

Miranda woke up and chose violence. 😭😭😭 #BoringBarbie

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AnnaLeigh @annaleigh23 · Replying to @TNZ

Andrea has done absolutely nothing except be pretty and book jobs. LEAVE HER ALONE.

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HaterOlympics @HaterOlympics · Replying to @TNZ

This is PR. 🙄 🙄 🙄 #BoringBarbie

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PopcornReady @PopcornReady · Replying to @TNZ

She's never beating the Boring Barbie allegations 😭 #BoringBarbie

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GossipGremlin @GossipGremlin · Replying to @TNZ

This Andrea Sachs is everywhere lately. I'm getting sick of her! #BoringBarbie

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NancySay @NancySay · Replying to @GossipGremlin

I think Andrea is a lovely young lady.

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DidiAllen @Didi_allen · Replying to @TNZ

I watched Kiss Me Tomorrow with my boyfriend. BEST MOVIE EVER!! Andrea and Nate had so much chemistry on screen. 💗 💗 💗 All those kissing scenes, whew. 🥵🥵🥵

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BirkinBandit @BirkinBandit · Replying to @TNZ

Mother called her boring and now she's trending worldwide. #BoringBarbie

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racechamp @racechamp · Replying to @TNZ

BORING Barbie?? I'd play with that Barbie all day.

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Cassey1989 @Cassey1989 · Replying to @racechamp

EWW DON'T BE CREEPY DUDE

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KimmieH @kimmieh · Replying to @TNZ

the only thing boring here is Miranda's opinion

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AndreaNation @AndreaNation · Replying to @TNZ

Call her Boring Barbie one more time and I'm buying the whole Dreamhouse. 💀

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DailyMessHQ @DailyMessHQ · Replying to @TNZ

Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Miranda Priestly HAHAHA #BoringBarbie

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JUNE 30, 2014

 

 

 

 

 

 

JULY 6, 2014

USAToady
@USAToady

Everything You Need to Know About 'Boring Barbie' Andrea Sachs https://USAToady.com/article/everything-you-need-to-know-about-boring-barbie

12:00 PM · July 6, 2014


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December 13, 2014

 

 

r/popculture u/FOZNEWS 56m foznews.com The Priestly Effect: How One Remark Changed Andrea Sachs' Career ex=6a4d0486&is=6a4bb306&hm=569abcafe2782c0c57aed79c96b49c0f9eb6a72f5e1d7e4ec2cf11d57eb8cd8a%3E%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%3Cimg%20src="> After Miranda's 'Boring Barbie' barb, Andrea Sachs rides a 91% popularity wave straight into a $100 million movie deal. 8000 100 618 u/CineGuy 45m Miranda just did 3 months worth of Marketing using two words. lol. 3600 u/SecretRed 30m Warner Bros work hard but the Devil workds harder. They better pay her! 180 u/Luker1285 30m She is a MILF! 7 u/WomanM 15m This might have benefited Andrea but it makes me sad that Miranda had to bring her down! What happened to women supporting women? 80

FOZNEWS
@FOZNEWS

The Priestly Effect: How One Remark Changed Andrea Sachs' Career
https://www.foznews.com/article/the-priestly-effect-how-one-remark-changes-andrea-sachs-care-m9fq23

9:13 PM · December 13, 2014


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Ser @Serulyan · December 14, 2014 Replying to @FOZNEWS

WAIT WHAT THEY'VE NEVER BEEN INTRODUCED BEFORE??

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PalomaDiamond @PalomaDiamond · December 16, 2014 Replying to @Serulyan

THEIR FIRST MEETING IS GOING TO BE SOOO AWKWARD LMAO

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AnitaBath @AnithaBath · December 16, 2014 Replying to @FOZNEWS

Kim there's people that are dying!

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DebbieUpper @DebbieUpper · December 16, 2014 Replying to @AnitaBath

Go take your bath, Anita

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RunwayClacker @RunwayClacker · December 17, 2014 Replying to @FOZNEWS

Miranda is so iconic!!!

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FaithC @FaithC · December 18, 2014 Replying to @FOZNEWS

I'm such a fan of Andy!!! get that Oscar girl!

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Notes:

I WANTED TO WAIT UNTIL THE WHOLE FIC WAS DONE BUT I WAS HAVING SO MUCH FUN WITH THE HTML CODES AND CSS.

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