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    Tom didn’t know whose idea it was that a mysterious man who had walked out of the Veil of Death should be the guest lecturer for Defense Against the Dark Arts while Professor Merrythought dealt with some kind of magical emergency, but he could thank them. And curse them. Henry Evans changes Tom’s life.

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    02 Jul 2020

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    25 Jun 2020

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    In a world where Lena doesn't know Kara and Kara doesn't know Lena, Kara drunk dials Lena thinking she's her ex. Lena may or may not have a praise kink. Brunching and clubbing are involved, and also, oh no, Kara's hot.

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    03 Jun 2020

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    “I'm expensive…” Villanelle's voice drifted into Eve's ears. “Will you give me everything I want?”

    Yes. Everything...

    (Missing scenes from 2x05)

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    07 May 2020

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    “Lena, she’s been staring at you for the last 5 minutes. Nonstop, I’m telling you.”

    “How do you know she isn’t staring at you?”

    “I can tell. If she was staring at me like that, I’d be eating her out in the bathroom as we speak.”

    “Jess!”

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    Lena and Kara meet at a bar, but lose track of each other – a few months later, Lena gets a new neighbour. As it turns out, glasses and a ponytail really are a good disguise.

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    04 May 2020