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America sat at mcdonalds, eating a shit ton of burgers.
Prussia walked in with his recently-divorced-but-got-back-together boyfriend, Austria.
America watched as they ordered their food.
The two looked around, looking for a place to sit. Prussia's eyes caught on America, eating alone like a pussy.
“Let's go sit by THE fatass!” Prussia exclaims, pointing at the lonely American sitting in a booth.
“You can't call him a fatass, he's somehow not even over 160 pounds!” Austria glared at Prussia.
“Whatever, I'm more awesome than you, old man” Prussia insults.
As they made their way towards the fat guy in the corner, America is suddenly very intrigued by his burgers.
“Omg you are so FAT and JUICY like a REAL MAN!! I luv u burger.” America said to his burger, biting into it.
“Is he talking to the fucking burger?” Austria asks Prussia, pretty concerned.
“Bruh, he totally is.” Prussia responds, not really fazed by the stupid Americans' antics.
“Oh, I'm an average joes juices!” the burger says back to the deranged blonde boi.
Prussia and Austria sit across from America. There wasn't much room on the table, thanks to the outrageous amount of big, fat, juicy burgers.
“Jeez, fatass, how many burgers do you need!?” Prussia eats all of the burgers in one second, leaving America burgerless and speechs.
“Mamnmnnnnmnn you ates all mu=y brugers!!!!!” ameircwa biursts out spobing asnd waylonling.
“Okay whatever, what did you guys order?” America stopped spobing and waylonling.
“Not any burgers, that's for sure, cuz some FATASS ORDERED THEM ALL!” Prussia exclaims, glaring at the fat bigg american in fronmt of huim.
“Wait whhhhattttttt who ordered them all :o” America was genuinely shocked and confused, somehow, but he was also just dumb like that.
“You, dumbass.” Austria responded, clearly tired of his bullshit.
Just as the three were starting to quiet down a little, someone walked through the door.
Even if he could barely see him because he was so short, America recognised the little asian boy to be Japan, his boyfriend of a couple years.
“Oh! Dude! That's totally Japan!” America happily exclaimed, waving him over.
Japan quietly made his way over to his boyfriend, and those two homosexuals I guess.
“Hey dude! ‘Wasn't expecting to see you here either!” America ejaculated (exclaimed).
“Omgggg japannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn” prussia stood up, letting everyone actually get a good look at his shirt.
His shirt had two men jerking each other off.
“Omg dude! Where'd you get ur shirt!!!!” America really wanted that shirt.
“From ur MOMMM” Prussia responded, earning an annoyed glare from Austria.
“Omg guys are you eating mc donalds without me” the four suddenly heard from outside.
America looked over to see, of all people, SEALAND.
“NNNNNNNOOOO” ameri ca yelled.
“Wait, who is that little british kid” Prussia asked.
“Isnt his name sealand” jaapajn respojded.
“Ok get AWAY.” americ A poun ded eon the glass, scaring seal;AND AWAY like a real country.
“Toot” Austria whisoered.
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“Youre such a little spicy peAR!” japan says to a,merica.
“Omg aare yup” AMEIRCA.
“Wait im feelin unddertale the musica;l inside me” austria ejACULTES.
“Opmg i jus5t brake my craker!!” TEDDY falls from the sky, onto their table. Eagle style.
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“Are you co” japan askes tedyy, looking longingly i nto hos eues.
“Im just an average jo!” waylonj also came down from the sky, with teddys broked craker.
On the other side of the table, prussia and austrasa were chatting among us themselves
“You should spread eagle 4 me” prussia mmmmm
“Byt whartr if i fart when i gfo” austrao9wa lookined into prussias eyes with sperm in hiu s pupils
“What if i give yoy nutty squirrel dog treartts”
“Using whos nut?” austria looked copncer4ned
“Mine” prussia pulls his pants down, his five meters flopping out onto the floor and squirming like a fish
“Omg banama okays” austria jhanded p[russia a squirrel
“Bro where di you get the squirlrl” japan asked
“It wqas inmy pamntgs” austria jnvdjbn
“Oh xcab i get one too” america quake
Austria p[ulled out five more squirrels frpo m his pants “ja here you go”
“But wait i need them all for myu nutty sqwuirrle treats” prussia friends
“Well im not gonna give up the squirrels i wanna keep them” amroioca glqared at prussoia
“Im gonna get you all mpreg gimme the fucking squirrels right now”prussia p[oops out.
“And im will” Will from the hit youtube channel bunch of friends appears frp,m the ground.
“Omg is thAT MY BIAS from the hit youtube channel bunch of friends” a,meoircXA shushes him.
Him.
Mickey Mouse walks through the door, and he had a suspiciously pregnancy shaped belly.
Baby by justin beiber starts playimng.
“You look like caca,” mickery mouse says as he walks over to them, “very poopy caca”
“We can know” his belly says, anhd it sounds liek the rock.
“OMG PRUSSIA YOU GOT ME P[REGNANT WHY DIDnt you use protection.” austria yells, ejaculqat5ed, from the hit youtube channel bunch of friends.
Part 2 coming soojn