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Dazai was in love.
I mean,he didn’t quite know that.
“Dazai! Boss is calling you,so can you come please!” The intern called from the other room.
“Cominggg just wait for a second!”Dazai got up from his couch and glided to the door.
When Dazai entered the room instead of seeing a 1 on 1 of him and boss, Kunikida was also here.
Of course he was,being the hard worker he was.
He was pretty with his long blond hair, piercing green eyes and pink lips…
Wait a minute.Wasn’t Dazai straight?He liked women!Not..whatever he was feeling right now.Dazai,being the ultimate oblivious he put his feelings aside.
“I’ve got a mission for you both.”
Great. Just as he was having a crisis about his own partner he just had to go on a mission with him.Just as long as it’s not a long one he’ll be fine. Hopefully.
“It’ll be in the Hokkaido district so pack your things,you’ll be there for three days.”
Fantastic.
Soon after the meeting he went to Ranpo to talk about his predicament.
“RANPOOOOOO THIS IS HORRIBLE”
“You could’ve at least greeted me first”
“I thought we were past the point of saying hello”
“Any way…I..I think I like Kunikida”
“You think?Yeah we’ve been knowing that. You’re suuuuper oblivious.”
“WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?!”
“I can try help you get with him if you want?”
“Really?”
“As long as you get me candy”
“Of course.This better be worth it.”