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Ilya Hollander-Rozanov 
@rozanov81
great win tonight sorry we had to send hunter back to his retirement home :/ #letsgocens
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Scott Hunter @scotthunterofficial · Replying to @rozanov81
We got off the ice two minutes ago how are you already tweeting?
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Ilya Hollander-Rozanov @rozanov81 · Replying to @scotthunterofficial
i am not older than the earth so i can move fast
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chloe
@bunnyhollander
so is anyone going to bring up the insane hickey on roz during his post-game interview tonight orrrrrr
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ami @slut4hollzy · Jan 2, 2024 Replying to @bunnyhollander
I knew hollzy had it in him! get it cap!
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maryyy @maryyyanne · Replying to @bunnyhollander
no because it's the size of my head it's looking me in my eyes
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Ilya Hollander-Rozanov
@rozanov81
what you have never seen hickey before? 🙄 we should be talking about the two beautiful goals i scored tonight
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Harris Drover @hrrssdrver · Jan 2, 2024 Replying to @rozanov81
This is why you're not supposed to do your interviews shirtless anymore
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john @censjohn · Replying to @rozanov81
beautiful goals and bod dude! great work captain!
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beth in boston
@bostondown
sorry but there's no way Shane Hollander, Canada's golden boy did that to Roz :/
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jo @bearsinfour · Jan 2, 2024 Replying to @bostondown
i'm so glad somebody else brought it up!
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gabriel 🌙
@dreamshane
hollanov are freak4freak i thought we knew this
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mel @shaneshole · Jan 2, 2024 Replying to @dreamshane
literally be so serious they match each others freak
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Scott Hunter
@scotthunterofficial
He might be an asshole but Rozanov would never cheat on Hollander. I once saw him pout for the entire 5 minutes it took Shane to go to the bathroom.
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Wyatt Hayes
@hayzygoalie
roz once got drunk and i saw him going through his photos zooming in on shanes freckles saying he missed them
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bood 🏒
@bbqbood
last season we had a "hickey jar" in the locker room and raised $35630 for the irina foundation this is not the first hickey hollzy has left on cap
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Rose Landry
@roselandry
Ilya once called Shane 13 times while we were at lunch because he missed him. We were gone for 2 hours.
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Shane Hollander-Rozanov
@shanehollanderhockey
My husband is not cheating on me. 🙄 I left the hickey on him. It's not the first time, and won't be the last either. We're adults. I love him and he loves me. Please stop spreading unfounded rumours because you're bored.
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Hollanov Watch @hollanovwatch · Replying to @shanehollanderhockey
Days since Shane was down bad for his husband on main: 0
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matty @holeanov · Replying to @shanehollanderhockey
crying he really told y'all to touch grass and keep his husbands name out of your mouths
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jay ✨ @straight4shane · Replying to @shanehollanderhockey
hollanov confirmed freak4freak all is right in the world
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