How to Prevent the Roaring and Other Fun Group Chat Names.

by Archivist6

Summary:

Chat fic exploring the lives of Kris and the residence of Hometown through their cellphones as they try to break the prophey once and for all.
Featuring the Roaring Group Chat, the FUN gang, the Dreemurr Family (including togore), and the newly formed polycule as they barrell down the road towards fate and the end of time. But chaos is always better when you got your family right?

Notes:

Spoilers for chapter 5 of deltarune-
feel free to skip this first chapter if you want bc there is reference to Onion San's tragic fate at the hands of NormalNPC and this was inspired by Kwite/Withuhwhy making a video where they said 'I can't believe Kris isn't more bothered by this' and immediately made this in 30 minutes. Kris is gonna complain about what happened bc Onion was their friend, and there's a discussion if it was cannibalism and at one point Dess goes 'what am I... chopped onions' so skip that if it's uncomfortable to you. Honestly skip this whole chapter if that's uncomfortable for you. This is self indulgent as shittt but it's ok, some characters (Gaster and probably Dessknight) are probably kinda out of character but I tried.
Carol's POV for the first chapter. That's why her contact name is 'Carol (Me)' bc she seems like that kind of person.
Also it gets a little sad at the end bc of what happen in chapter 5.

Chapter 1: The Roaring Group Chat Talk About Onion San

Today. 7:30

 

TheVessel: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO GASTER?

******: WHAT?

Carol (Me): Kris, we talked about swearing over the group chat.

TheVessel: YOURE FOLLOWER JUST COOKED ASRIEL 2!!!! AND IS SELLING THEM FOR FREE!

TheVessel: FOR FREE

TheVessel: FSHSWHDHUWHUHNUD

TheVessel: 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

Carol (Me): Who?

TheVessel: the octopus who lives in the lake!

Carol (Me): Oh you mean the onion.

TheVessel: THEYRE not just a ONIONNNNNNNN

TheVessel: THEY was my friend!

TheVessel: they didn't know their own name so they let me name them asriel 2

TheKnight: …Dark… fountain…?

Carol (me): Not. Yet.

TheVessel: i let Susie try some!

TheVessel: before i knew what it wassss

******: HEH

Carol (Me): You didn't let Noelle eat any, did you? You know she's a vegatarian.

TheVessel: Ofc I didn't! What do you take me for? The Soul?

TheKnight: …Kris… Where is… The Soul…?

TheVessel: its in the cage, where it always is at night.

Carol (Me): I would hope so.

Carol (Me): Especially after the Incident the other day with the vents.

TheVessel: cant a person take their soul out for one goddamn second to drink Chocy Milk and wash the heartbreak away?

Carol (Me): Not when its this important.

Carol (Me): Besides, you can do better.

TheVessel: Oh cmonnnnnnnn

******: SILENCE YOUNG

 

THEY

Carol (Me): Gaster, you have to keep a better leash on your followers.

Carol (Me): We have already lost our police chief due to the Roaring, we cannot have the streets running rampant with cannibals and chaos.

TheKnight: …Sarcrifice…. police… soon…

TheVessel: this technically homophobia or ACAB?

Carol (Me): What?

TheVessel: because i'm pretty sure she has a crush on my teacher

TheVessel: The Soul keeps giggling about it every time I interact with them

TheKnight: ACAB

******: HOMOPHOBIA

 

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Carol (Me): Is this really a good topic of discussion?

TheVessel: no

TheVessel: youre right.

TheVessel: we need to get the CANNIBAL PROBLEM UNDER CONTROL

TheKnight: ….Is This…. Cannibalism…. Persay?

TheVessel: YES

TheKnight: We… are not… Octopus

TheVessel: BUT THEY WERE A MONSTERRRRR

TheVessel: AND MY FRIENDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

FRIEND (do not interact): LOOKING FOR ME?

Carol (Me): Gaster, stop adding the creatures of darkness to the gc pls.

TheKnight: …

TheKnight: What… am I…?

TheKnight: ….Chopped Onion?

 

TheVessel Has Left the Roaring Group Chat

 

Carol (Me): DECEMBER HOLIDAY!

TheKnight: … It was a joke.

Carol (Me): It was not funny!

******: IT WAS VERY

 

VERY FUNNY

 

Carol Has Added TheVessel to The Roaring Group Chat

 

Carol (Me): Alright, are we done with this childish-ness?

TheKnight: …

TheKnight: …. Alright

TheVessel: Can we pls get the guy who did it?

Carol (Me): I am doing my best.

Carol (Me): Gaster-

******: I SUPPOSE

******: I SHALL KEEP

 

THE FOLLOWERS IN LINE

TheVessel: thank youuuuuuuu

TheVessel: Dess do you think you can open a fountain in the lake?

******: FOR THE LOVE

 

OF GOD DO

 

NOT GO TO THE LAKE

TheVessel:🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

TheVessel: that's kinda-

TheVessel: you know what? not even gonna unpack that

Carol (Me): Probably for the best.

TheVessel: kinda out of left field but-

TheVessel: i hope Rudy gets better btw

TheVessel: Noelle didn't tell me much, but it sounded serious

Carol (Me): …

Carol (Me): I hope so too.

TheKnight: …the time for the Roaring… will come soon…

TheKnight: Hold on… till then…

Carol (Me): We will.

Carol (Me): Thank you.

Carol (Me): I have to go. Pls behavior yourselves.

TheVessel: sure thing

TheKnight: …. Affirmative

TheVessel: ah fuck the Soul got out again

Carol (Me): What?!!

TheKnight: …Kris…

TheVessel: night yall

******: GOOD NIGHT