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The next morning nendo shows up and asks,
“SAIKIIIII YOU GO PEEPEE??” Shukumar doesn't know how his beautifully chiseled chin got into his house, but he cries himself back to sleep when he remembers Shoba dumped his ahh.
Later, as Shoba and Shukumar try to make up, they take a walk to a park to reconcilate. But suddenly! truck-kun comes out of nowhere and claims both of their lives. Worry not! for they have been isekai’d into the disastrous life of Saiki K!! Shoba wakes up and realizes her body has changed, no longer is her hair a rich jet black, for it is now a brilliant blue, resembling that of a sapphire, with a delicate golden glow surrounding her at all times, giving her an angelic aura. Shoba has woken up as the queen Teruhashi herself! Now Shoba will get the life she deserves with everybody worshipping the ground she floats on. Because she's a goddess of course.
When contact hits Shukumar, he gets thrown thousands of feet from the ground. Suffering grave injuries, Shukumar is unable to recover. As he lays there, waiting for the sweet release of death to overcome him, he sees a figure in the distance. That figure is none other than Omni Man. The big buff man in question stands tall above Shukumar, as though studying the inner turmoil he’s gone through these past few days. He looks… disappointed.
”I think,” he winds his fist back, charging his power in preparation to strike, “you miss your wife.”
Just then, Tung Tung Tung Sahur leaps in between the two, bashing his baton of pure energy into Omni Man.
Shukumar begins to feel a ray of hope, until Triple T turns around with a distasteful expression. “This is not to help you,” he warns, “you must witness how brightly your wife shines without you dimming her spirit like the power outage that pushed you to confess your horrible atrocities.”
At that moment, Shoba felt a disturbance in the air.
“Why have you forsaken me?” Shukumar inquires, “why couldn’t you have let me die?”
“You know why,” Triple T responds, “you’ve been a bad boy. Being unfaithful has led you down the wrong path, you must fix this at once!”
”Hur, Hur!” Freddy Fazbear pounds his chest plate in agreement.
Shukumar thinks to himself for a minute, are they telling the truth? Do I really need to fix things before it's too late? I thought we were doing well. Maybe I was wrong.
Yes! You are wrong!
“Who said that?” Shukumar yelps
It’s Me! Your inner conscious. You need to make up with your girl. You’re being a bum.
“You know what,” Shukumar decides, “I have to talk to Shoba immediately!”
Then they come together and hug and everybody cheers in the background. Saiki K and Kaidou kiss. The Dark Reunion is defeated!!!