Chapter Text
Unknown: GUESS WHAT BOW JUST DID!!!!
Catra: Did your caps lock get stuck or something? Or can you just not text?
Unknown: ouch glims why so mean!!!
Catra: Ah, it's clearly the latter then.
Unknown: fine then I won't tell you
Catra: Wow, you really haven't caught on yet.
Unknown: stop it glims you know I like it when people are mean to me ;)
Catra: Wow, TMI for one. And also I am not Glims, I am assuming this is a friend of yours. Although it is a strange name.
Catra: Lastly, leave me alone.
Unknown: whoops I thought this was her new number.
Unknown: I didnt meant to annoy ya
Catra: You are with your atrocious spelling. Are you three years old or something?
Unknown: I warned you about being mean to me also I could be three
Catra: How old are you? Because I really shouldn't be texting a three year old. However again three year olds wouldn't be warning me not to be mean to them or they'd like it.
Unknown: yeah soz
Unknown: TBF that was for glimmer
Unknown: I'm eighteen
Catra: You're friend is called Glimmer?
Catra: Wow, that's so weird.
Catra: Okay, good, at least I'm not messaging a child.
Unknown: Oi don't judge me bff
Catra: If it helps, I'm judging you far more.
Unknown: ...
Catra: I swear if you say anything about liking me being mean to you again, I will never text you again.
Unknown: Okay okay
Unknown: y r u still texting me?
Catra: Good point. Good bye.
Unknown: Wait!
Unknown: Sorryyyy don't leave me!
Catra: I'm kidding. Don't be so dramatic
Catra: I'm bored so I'll talk to you. Your stupidity is amusing.
Unknown: Aww you do like me!!!
Unknown: I like you too, mean stranger
Catra: Ugh, bye
Unknown: Sorryyy
Catra: Give me a reason not to delete your number.
Unknown: I don't have anything to do today, I'm lonely!!
Catra: Not good enough.
Unknown: Pleas
Unknown: please
Catra: Aww you're begging. That's more like it.
Unknown: So you'll stay?? Yay!
Catra: We'll see.
Unknown: I think you are nice really kitten.
Catra: Kitten?
Catra: If you call me that again, I'll climb through the screen and claw your throat out.
Unknown: Awwww, like a cat :)))
Unknown: yeah I'm calling you kitten from now on
**Unknown changed name to kitten**
Catra: I hate you.
Unknown: Too late unless...
Unknown: you tell me your real name
Catra: No.
Unknown: Fine then kitten, I'm changing your name to kitten.
Catra: Fine then. If you are going to call me kitten then... You can be
Catra: Princess.
Unknown: Princess?
Unknown: what if I'm not a girl?
Catra: I don't care. You're name is still princess.
**Catra changed name to Princess 👑**
Princess 👑: haha
Princess 👑: you know what I accept that
Princess 👑: men can be princesses too
Catra: Are you?
Princess 👑: am I wat?
Princess 👑: pincess? Nah
Princess 👑: are you kitty? A kitty
Catra: You are something that's for sure.
Catra: I was asking if you are a man.
Catra: As for the other question, you'll have to wait and see.
Princess 👑: Intrigue
Princess 👑: I like it, though I hope I'm not talkin to a cat
Catra: You know what, Princess, I think your texting might be improving.
Catra: Answer the question though.
Princess 👑: nah I'm a girl
Catra: Me too.
Princess 👑: I thought you were a cat.
Catra: Wow, a full stop! Someone's learning about punctuation. Additionally, shut your face.
Princess 👑: I think that is the most formally I have ever been insulted kitty
Princess 👑: Additionally
Princess 👑: i warned you about being mean to me kitten
Catra put her photo down for the first time since she started texting this girl. She was blushing hard, she knew she shouldn't be but there was something about this girl. The way she called her kitten and she liked Catra's mean sarcastic attitude. She made Catra feel crazy. She's perfect and yet... Catra had no idea who she was.
Princess 👑: Im sory
Princess 👑: I'll stop flirting with you if you want me to
Princess 👑: Kitten plese
Catra took a deep breath and began typing again, although her desperation was adorable.
Catra: Don't stop on my account, Princess.
Catra: Although feel free to keep begging.
Princess 👑: Kitten it's like youre trying to drive me crazy
Princess 👑: Princess might be my new favourite pet name
Catra: And you might be my new favourite pet. ;)
Catra: Also so what if I am trying to drive you crazy?