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It’s been a whole month since guest 666 was added but ever since his first round she’s been dog whining in a corner just laying there, c00kidd later walked to the corner guest 666 is in wanting to play but guest 666 just groans and doesn’t move.
“666!! Please get up! I wanna playyyyy!!”
C00lkidd whines, guest 666 still doesn’t move let alone make another sad animal sound
“1X!!!!!!”
1x walks in holding the bride of his nose
“What now.”
“666 Won’t play with me!!!” C00lkidd pouts
“Ugh. Guest 666 it’s been 4 weeks since you’ve arrived and you’re STILL in that corner!!”
Guest 666 just ignores them and whines again like a dog
“Noli, can you figure out what’s wrong with guest? I don’t have time.”
“Uğħ fiňe-Ě”
Noli walks up to the demon and pats his back “Æłřī-ignt, Ŵhats w-ŵřøng big ğűy?”
Guest 666 just whines again not moving a muscle, at this point Noli and 1x has to really think about what happened in that round guest 666 was in and probably their last one he’ll ever do, they couldn’t see the rounds so that makes things 10 times harder
“Ğ-Got any i-ïdeas?”
“Yeah I totally know what’s wrong with guest 666, OBVIOUSLY NOT DUMBASS!”
“ØK G-Geez t-take-e a çħıll pill.”
1x folds his arms and leans against a wall, C00lkidd sits crisscrossing and Noli is still just thinking it was quiet until azure also comes to the corner
“So whats with the yelling?”
“We can’t figure out what’s going on with guest. She’s been this way ever since his first round.”
“Oh yeah I was in that round..”
“ŘEA-ALLY?? ŴH-HAT H-ĦAPPENED??” Noli says just spawning popcorn out of nowhere
“storytime!!” C00lkidd shouts happily and scoots over with Noli grabbing some popcorn
“Ok.. well I don’t remember much but I do remember killing everyone myself until last man standing with one peculiar survivor.”
“Į-It wasn’t țhat no-Øb thing wæs it?”
“Actually yes it was.”
“UGH I HATE THE COWARDLY BASTARD WHEN ITS LAST MAN STANDING! Can’t stand how good they are at survival.” 1x shouts angrily.
“Ŷ-Yeah muş-ẞțve bee-en a Pæīn fo-ř y-ŷou tw-ŵo ħu-uh?” Noli says while he chews on popcorn
“Well no.”
“What? It wasn’t hard this time?” 1x asked generally interested surprisingly
“Mmm, well I was looking for the noob as I saw guest 666 and noob. So I was expecting screaming and torture but nothing came, guest 666 looked genuinely calm and Mmm, Well I was looking for the noob fellow I saw guest and noob. So I was expecting screaming and torture but nothing came, guest 666 looked genuinely calm and happy near the noob and not a depressed lion.”
“Oh! That’s easy all we need to do is kidnap noob!!” C00lkidd said happily actually wanting to kidnap Noob “And guest 666 won’t be sad anymore!!!” C00lkidd shouts jumping up and down
Guest 666 generally wasn’t listening to a thing what they were saying they just wanted noob.
“Wait. This doesn’t make sense! Can’t guest 666 just go in a round and see them again?”
“Well, yes but it’s not guaranteed every round spectre doesn’t allow that, Plus if they are he’ll just be depressed again.”
“I suppose.. you have a point. Noli you’re gonna come with me to kidnap the yellow basterd.” 1x said pointing at him
“ŸŶÝÈẞ!” Noli said jumping up
“awwww!! Why can’t I comeeee!!!” Coolkidd said whining
“Bëçæßůè ïm æŵşœmě.” Noli said looking smug
DOUBLE TROUBLE
the killers are…
1X1X1X1 and NOLI
they started of strong killing 5 survivors (shedletsky, 007n7, chance, dusekkar and Eliot) while still looking for noob
1x groaned “UGH out of all the times they come out they decide to hide now.”
“Ŵèł-ł..ŵħ-ħáť ďíð ÿóų è-éxpęçť?.? Ťħėıř æ şůřvǐvæļǐşț.”
1x ignored noli and used unstable eye and found them doing a generator “teleport to that generator.” 1x said pointing at a wall
Noli used observant “Ğ-Ğøț ǐț.” And teleported
Noob was scared SHITLESS hands was trembling, they were hyperventilating and kept on messing up, they tried calming themselves but in the circumstances they were in was not helping their case
“PÉ-ÊĶÆ B-BØǑ!”
Noob screamed not having anytime to run before noli picked them up and thrown them over his shoulder and just started running “wha- what a-are you doing??” Noob yelled but Noli didn’t answer and kept running “let me go..!”
Noli stooped randomly in front of 1x, noob still trying to get out his grasp while 1x was trying to kill guest 1337 “Öķ-k, î ğœť țħëm”
“Alright, DON’T let them out your site.”
Guest 1337, noticing 1x wasn’t chasing him anymore turned around and noticed noob struggling on Noli’s shoulder “Hey! let them go!” Guest balled his fists tightly
Noli teasingly threw noob in the air noob screamed thinking they were gonna die but Noli put his arm around noobs stomach “Țħè-éņ çømë ǎñď-ð ğêț ‘em!”
Guest 1337 charged for Noli, he pushed him back in the stomach so hard that Noli let go of noob, noob let out a groan after falling to the ground and tried to run away but 1x put his foot hard against noobs back making noob let out a short scream “You’re not going anywhere.”
Guest punched 1x in the face almost losing his balance “Noob run!” You didn’t have to ask noob twice as they got up to run Noli used void rush and started going after noob
Noli Caught up quickly and was about to hit noob, they were about to use the slateskin potion just in time but green chains rapidly wrapped around them. “W-W-What..!” Noob squirmed trying to get out the chains but they grew tighter, noob whined tightening their eyes.
“Ñ-Ņıćē øñë 1x!”
1x walked towards the two and summoned her minions “watch over the noob while we kill the rest.” 1x said pointing at noob in front of them
“Oi oi oi!” They all saluted and all started surrounding noob
The two killers got the job done quicker than usual, noob was last man standing but they just went back where they were with the noob was laying on the floor chains still around them while the minions still stared at them
1x grabbed a chain restraining noob and hustled them up, noob let out another short scream as noob looked at 1x with terrified eyes “you better be the solution to our problem.”
Noob looked dumbfounded for a second, what problem? But that thought wasn’t there for long as 1x let go of the chain letting noob fall face first on the ground, noob groaned as they hustled their head up and put their chin on the ground instead
The minions disappeared and they just waited for lms to end
As 5 seconds remained 1x put their hand on the chain again and they teleported back with noob
SURVIVORS WIN
1x and noli teleport back, c00lkidd was drawing something on the wall, slasher was staring at nothing, azure was just sitting on the couch, itrapped just came downstairs, and guest 666 still in the same corner.”
“Ok we’re back, and we got the noob thing” 1x said hustling noob up again, noob let out a yelp
Guest 666 looked behind her immediately let out a happy animal noise and ran towards 1x and noli as guest 666 ran she knocked itrapped out the way as he fell c00lkidd laughed at them.
1x still holding them in chains let them go noob fell, well almost fell as guest 666 grabbed them and hugged them tightly noob let out a breathless yelp “S-Sixer..! I miss you too..but I can’t breathe…!” Sixer let loosened their tight hug and hugged them more softly as noob hugged back they sobbed in his furry neck fluff
Noob looked up to meet Sixer’s eye’s “Sixer.. I missed you s-so much..” they leaned forward and kissed her nose and sixer licked their face noob giggled “that tickles..!” Sixer hugged noob as noob hugs back
1x didn’t give a fuck and was gone after they let noob go, noli took a picture and teleported some place else, itrapped went back upstairs, slasher was still staring at a wall.
azure let a small tear go down his face.. seeing them like this.. reminded him of his own relationship back then, how can one love the other but that doesn’t happen to him instead? Do they still love me..? Or did they.. just not love them anymore…?
